Topic: whats the worst song ever??

hamfist !t5TYQ9eJPs started this discussion 11 years ago #42,335

my vote goes toward teenage dirtbag and scream for my ice cream

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 48 minutes later[^] [v] #562,158

Around the World by Daft Punk
4 minutes of repeating the same 3 words with slightly altered emphasis? really?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #562,163

Let's Talk About Sex by Salt and Peppa pig, like I want vagina nipple conversation from ugly lumpy black chicks

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #562,165

@562,158 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Hmm... Could be a good opinion, but this song is really meant to be listened to when you're high as fuck, so no. Objectively, sure it sucks. But when your're on X in a club... No thats cool.

@previous (C)
You obviously weren't alive when this showed up on MTV. It kind of pushed the envelope of what could be talked about. The song itself is nothing genius, but in it's time it paved the way for the HBO boob shots and endless cursing you enjoy now.

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The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,169

Agadoo

Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,173

@562,165 (D)
Hmm, I like your style. I have so many options to choose from, but I choose Eminem - My Name Is

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,182

@previous (Meowth)
Ugh... Eminem?? I recognize he did a lot, but... Yeah, I just can't get behind that. I respect your opinion, but I respectfully disagree. I would probably go back to Sinatra or Elvis for a best song though. Probably Sinatra given my leanings.

Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,187

@previous (D)
I think we've had a conversation about Eminem similar to this before. Regardless, I just dislike his songs. Featured in songs, I enjoy some Eminem, but so much repetitiveness in his songs. Not to mention the rhymes this guy throws out of his mouth songs are just straight up stupid on some songs.

Eminem - My Name Is
> Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
> Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in her tip cup
> I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks
> When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
> How you gonna breast feed me mom? You ain't got no tits

Eminem - I'm Shady
> Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
> Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
> I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful
> like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool
> But they love it when you make your business public
> so fuck it, I've got herpes while we on the subject
> And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin
> It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested
> I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested

Eminem - Superman
> Put anthrax on a Tampax, and slap you 'til you can't stand
> Girl you just blew your chance, don't mean to ruin your plans

And I'm lazy to look for more, but here are some examples why I think his rhymes are weak.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,192

Yellow by Coldplay.

Also Hilary by The Fall, but I still love it.

dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,233

Friday

dw double-posted this 11 years ago, 24 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,234

@562,158 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That is a great song thanks

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,240

Walla walla tang ting

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,244

@562,165 (D)

> You obviously weren't alive when this showed up on MTV. It kind of pushed the envelope of what could be talked about. The song itself is nothing genius, but in it's time it paved the way for the HBO boob shots and endless cursing you enjoy now.

Oh bullshit. The 1970s had "push push, in the bush" and the 1980s had "relax, don't do it, when you want to come, HUUUUAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

It's just awful in an overly earnest sex-ed way. The earlier "Baby got back" and "Why don't we get drunk and screw" was more to the point if you ask me.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,245

@562,163 (C)
Edgy /pol/fag detected.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,246

@562,244 (C)
This is a quality post

@previous (J)

> Edgy /pol/fag detected.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 47 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,256

@562,244 (C) (C)
This is a quality post

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 40 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,258

The Minichan theme.

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,259

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
What is The Minichan Theme please?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,260

@562,158 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> Around the World by Daft Punk
> 4 minutes of repeating the same 3 words with slightly altered emphasis? really?

but,,,they are geniuses...how could u ...they changed the face of house music!!!

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,261

@previous (M)
Is this sarcasm? I would love to see them live. Listen to this on some good speakers, it is probably the best live set ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTVubJGrhqo

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,262

@562,259 (G)
Yes.

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,263

@562,261 (G)

> Is this sarcasm?

yeah, it is, daft punk hasn't done anything that was groundbreaking or revolutionary like those who like daft punk claim and nobody would give a shit if they didnt have those $100k helmets

> listen to this on good speakers
> daft punk fans talking about speakers

lol

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Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,264

@previous (M)
> > daft punk fans talking about speakers

What does that mean?

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,265

@previous (G)

> > > daft punk fans talking about speakers
>
> What does that mean?

that you should try upgrading to real house music

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 36 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,266

@previous (M)
Fuck house. Upgrade to techno.

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,267

@previous (G)

> Fuck house. Upgrade to techno.

you first faggot, if you think daft punk is even close to being legit techno you've got a lot to learn

> daft punk fans talking about techno
> "fuck house!!"

you're trying too hard

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Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 54 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,268

@previous (M)
What does this even mean?

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,269

@previous (G)

> What does this even mean?

that you dont know what you're talking about

how fucking dumb are you to not even realize that im making fun of you

daft punk is shit, you dont know anything about techno yet you say shit like "fuck house!!" despite the fact that daft punk is "house"

i put "house" in quotations because they at least try to be

go put your avicii cd on and get angry, you dont know anything about house or techno

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,270

@previous (M)
Nice edit on your previous post.

It isn't clear what you are angry about. It is something to do with bad music.

penthief !e6iiu.pZHU double-posted this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,272

@562,269 (M)
I'm sorry I said fuck house. I think your music is lovely.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,273

Did they call it house music because it's intended to be played houses?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #562,483

@562,245 (J)
what are you yapping about with your buzzphrase teen slang junk

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #562,496

@562,245 (J)
Please, continue. It's fascinating.