Topic: I sexually Identify as an apostrophe.

Aposte started this discussion 11 years ago #42,294

Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over sentences dropping hot sticky possessive cases on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being an apostrophe is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a perfect circle, a swoopy thing, and a deadly point on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Aposte” and respect my right to possess from above and possess needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re an apostrophobe and need to check your grammar privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #561,604

TRANSPHOBIA TRANSPHOBIA

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,606

an apostrophe is just a fancy upside down comma

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,607

ok kook

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,609

@previous (D)
Really? Seriously?

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 21 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,610

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
yeah

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,611

Mattdraad

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,612

Your superior grammer and diction is abliest and triggers me. Thanks.

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,613

@561,610 (D)
I'm too balls to the wall for anon posting.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 31 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,615

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
oh right sorry i take it back. youre only kind of retarded.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,618

@previous (D)
At least I'm not a chicken, Stacey.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 37 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,619

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
my name is anon d, ashley.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 51 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,621

@previous (D)
Your name is Stacey, Stacey.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 44 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,623

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
if my name is not going to be anon d it wont be stacey, gertrude.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,628

@previous (D)
Pick an appropriate female name and I will consider the change.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 31 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,629

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
roxanne is a good name, winona.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,633

@previous (D)
While I love and appreciate the movie reference (great film) those names just dont pop. You'll need to try again.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,635

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
reference? i'm not making a movie reference.

i just like the name roxanne and since a gym leader in pokemon has that name, i figured i'd call you a name of another pokemon gym leader, winona

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,637

@previous (D)
Lol there is a movie called welcome home roxie Carmichael and it stars Winona Ryder.

Lol pokemon

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,640

@561,635 (D)
Pokemans references? Godamn what a loser

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 41 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,642

@previous (G)
says the anon

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,643

@previous (D)
Ok, Sally

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,644

@561,642 (D)
It's bigoted to insult anonkin, Stacey.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 46 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,645

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
oh right how could i be such a shitlordkin

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,654

@previous (D)
*shitheelkin

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 49 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,655

@previous (G)
says the anon

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,656

I think this is the cleverest topic I've seen in awhile, 10/10.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,657

@previous (H)
I would have preferred it if OP sexually identified as the square root of -1.

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