Topic: If only

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #42,290

if only we could go back and stop Adam and Eve from being such fucking idiots.

we could have had a perfect world.

those two idiots and that fucking snake are responsible for all of degeneracy we see today.

fucking cunts. i hate them so much

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #561,546

Ah but God is all knowing. God knew all of this would happen.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,548

Adam and Eve never existed.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,550

@previous (C)
Not even Syntax is old enough to know this

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #561,557

@previous (A)
Of course he is, Syntax invented humans while looking for a way to clone monkeys.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,605

satan is actually the good guy, always has been. actually lucifer is just Prometheus. So, like eve was basically a thought slave and was fully subservient to Adam, but then lucifer came along and taught her critical thinking and she rejected her position of subservience. He also taught them about clothes, which was nice. clothes are pretty handy, especially pockets.

Then later in the desert Lucifer finds Jesus lost and starving and tried to give him food for 40 days, but jesus was a dick and just said, fuck off satan.

also since when is the guy punishing bad guys also a bad guy. that makes no fucking sense.

but, like Prometheus lucifer is being punished for giving humans "knowledge", so, really the lucifer story is just a retelling of older mythology just like everything else in the bible

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,704

@561,548 (C)

> Adam and Eve never existed.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,780

@561,605 (squeegee)
Satan also told Jesus to jump off a cliff.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,996

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,997

@561,605 (squeegee)

> that makes no fucking sense.
>

because god and satan dont exist and are just symbolic

Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #562,179

@561,605 (squeegee)
Hey, I also like pockets.