Topic: Which of these is the worst possible choice for masturbatory lube?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #42,283
Well, fora?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sandpaper | 1 | 14% | |
| Glass shards | - | 0% | |
| Ancient pottery shards | 1 | 14% | |
| Capsaicin oil | - | 0% | |
| Bleach | - | 0% | |
| Caustic acid | 1 | 14% | |
| Live wasps | 1 | 14% | |
| Human feces | - | 0% | |
| Other (please specify) | 3 | 43% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #561,475
*best
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,529
Urine.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,530
super glue and baking soda
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,539
Write in; not sure
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,542
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,543
Write in: shtick
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,544
16 M sodium hydroxide.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,555
--Molten lava--
Super dense black hole matter
Super dense black hole matter
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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 54 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,565
Faeces actually makes for quite good lube.
Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,571
Basement grime mixed with your own tears
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,576
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,585
A sense of emptiness.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,593
Building bricks
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,596
White male tears.