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Topic: Please it's the first time this has happened

BLURONE started this discussion 11 years ago #42,265

Ok so I just took my girlfriends virginity and everytime we have sex she only shows she enjoys it through face and squeezing of the bed don't moan don't actually do anything I di it all and she is the only girl I haven't had to ask to quite down what do I do help

Captain Grammar joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #561,153

1. *girlfriend's
2. Run-on sentence: multiple subject-conjugated verb pairs without proper punctuation.
3. No questions mark at the end of a question.

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hamfist !t5TYQ9eJPs joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,154

@previous (Captain Grammar)
diagnosis: acute fucktardism

BLURONE (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,155

Don't give a fuck bout grammar captain fuckwit. I'm here for help!.

Captain Grammar replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,156

@previous (BLURONE)
You will receive no help if you cannot communicate properly.

BLURONE (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,157

Rightio mate can you help me then?

Captain Grammar replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,158

@previous (BLURONE)
I cannot understand what you are asking help about, therefore I am not sure how to help you.

BLURONE (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,159

Well I need help to understand why my gf doesn't moan.

Captain Grammar replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,161

@previous (BLURONE)
Ah, I see. Well, some girls just do not moan. Others do, but only in certain situations. Perhaps as well, you are simply not pleasing her sexually. Ask her about it and have her tell you what she likes.

BLURONE (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,162

Even though she shows she enjoys it by faces she pulls and squeezing of the blankets.

BLURONE (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,163

Done that she doesn't like speaking bout it. And I know I'm pleasing her I just don't hear that I am.

BLURONE (OP) triple-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,164

Also what could be the best way to get her to take control?

Captain Grammar replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,165

@previous (BLURONE)
Then she just may not be a moaner. If you want her to take control, try pulling her on top of you and seeing if she does. Also, communication is important.

BLURONE (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,167

She goes on top but doesn't do anything. Keep in mind I just recently took her v plates.

Captain Grammar replied with this 11 years ago, 48 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,168

@previous (BLURONE)
What are "v plates"?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #561,169

> 2015 having a girlfriend

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,216

@561,153 (Captain Grammar)
Are you a Marvel hero or a DC hero?

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,219

Do you moan?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,226

@OP this is important—does she prefer Coke or Pepsi?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,267

@OP
Isn't this just a repetition of Matt's "I haven't had many vaginas" shtick?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,339

All other 15 girls made noise and took control. And v plates is virginity.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 57 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,368

@previous (I)
Do you moan?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 48 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,389

@561,339 (I)
Which of those 15 prefer Coke or Pepsi?

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