Topic: Should we, concerned human, contact the authority's and alert them of Syntax's health?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago#42,256
For all we know our old friend Syntax is sitting in urine soaked, soiled pants and suffering from dehydration. He is clearly showing signs of age related health problems. I think it is our duty to alert someone! Kook! What should we do and whom could we call?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#561,061
obsession
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#561,067
@previous (B)
I just want to know he's safe and not turning into a bloated corpse surrounded by human waste. He could have had a stroke for all we know. We need to call someone
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#561,081
@OP is actually right. This is a good idea. Syntax is/was 95 at last glance.
Captain Grammar double-posted this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#561,151
*authorities
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 50 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#561,170
I don't give a fuck about Syntax's health.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#561,203
@previous (D)
But he could be swimming in his own piss as we speak, unable to move because of a stroke@previous (D)
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#561,205
Do we know enough to try and contact him?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#561,223
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Someone must do. He has clearly had some kind age related breakdown, for all we know he is shuffling around in circles eating his own shit.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 44 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#561,225
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#561,229
@previous (F)
Have some compassion man. Synatx is our friend and in distress! For all we know he's stuck to his chair and forced to drink his own urine in order to survive
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#561,269
@561,067 (A) > bloated corpse surrounded by human waste.
Sounds like Matt.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#561,285
I for one am concerned about syntax's health. His last 10 myle jog was nearly 3 days ago!
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#561,302
@561,229 (A)
Are you Matt, or does MC actually have more than one poster obsessed with bodily functions?
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#561,306
I hope syntax is dead
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#561,308