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Topic: Why is the NES controller the best controller of its time?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 11 years ago #42,250

All other controllers before its time seem so dumb.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #560,961

@OP how many years after the NES was released were you even born?

Anonymous B double-posted this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #560,963

Get off my lawn.

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #560,967

thats a fucking modded controller for usb
that's a usb controller and a knockoff
gtfo

(Edited 55 seconds later.)

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw double-posted this 11 years ago, 15 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #560,968

oh fuck i got trolled please murder me

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #560,969

@560,967 (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
Those buttons don't even look like they'd give me blisters

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw replied with this 11 years ago, 36 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #560,971

@previous (B)
when i was a kid I thought the nes and snes controller buttons looked like smarties, they kinda do

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #560,979

@560,961 (B)
It came out in America in 1986. Catherine is around 24. 2015-24 So he was born around 1991 or later if he didnt get it the first year.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #560,980

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
You were one year off.
I was born in 1990.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #560,982

back then they had little idea what was optimal, and there are all kinds of ways to interact with a screen. An early study that was done compared joysticks, mice and even more bizarre controllers with dials and something "knee controlled", but it was highly dependent on the task you were performing what was optimal. So they tried all kids of designs using wheels and little joysticks and all kinds of funky stuff before games in general needed more generalized controllers than a "pong paddle"

(Edited 1 minute later.)

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #560,983

@560,980 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I was close though.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #561,008

Nope. Basic first design. Xbox 360 is best, you use anything else after the Xbox controller you'll spin a 360 and walk away

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #561,010

Externally hosted image@previous (F)
Wrong

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #561,020

@561,008 (F)
Agreed.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #561,021

@561,010 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The only controller in history designed exclusively for the hands of chimps and gorillas.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,049

@previous (I)
No it is for men with normal man-sized hands.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,064

Externally hosted imageThe SNES controller was truly the trend setter as this style of controller is still used to this day.
Sure, controllers added more buttons, but the layout of them remained true to this bad boy.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,068

@561,010 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It was good, but the subsequent controllers were even better. And also wireless.

dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,082

@561,008 (F)
> D-pad

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,107

@561,064 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
no its fucking not

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,113

@560,961 (B)

> how many years after the SNES was released were you even born?

ftfy

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,117

@561,068 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> it was good
Lol no it was hilariously oversized and clunky and overall terrible to use. Try to hit the white button then A quickly without contorting your hand. The controller blows.

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,120

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Try not having huge clumsy hamfists.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,121

@previous (M)
Try not being an angry anon.

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,126

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Everyone is an angry anon

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 50 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,127

@561,117 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Wait, I thought I was agreeing with you? Are you saying it was good or bad?

Regardless of the original Xbox controller, the Xbone controller that it evolved into is my favourite controller yet.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,175

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You'll never know.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 11 years ago, 17 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,176

@561,126 (M)
Actually...yes!

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,178

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Kill yourself. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,195

@561,175 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Kill yourself. Thanks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,197

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Reported.

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #561,353

before its time, sure but nothing beats the gamecube controller in my honest imho

dw replied with this 11 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,538

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)

Agree

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,547

Externally hosted image@561,353 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
It looks inbred.

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,549

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
so do you but i wasnt gonna say anything

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,551

Externally hosted image@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
Touché, but the N64 looks more inbred.

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,552

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I didn't say the N64 controller was good, you clod.

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,553

@560,979 (kook !!mCVqftDha)

> It came out in America in 1986. Catherine is around 24. 2015-24 So he was born around 1991 or later if he didnt get it the first year.

in the US it came out in October 1985 you idiot

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw double-posted this 11 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,554

new rule: kook and catherine are forbidden from talking about video games

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,559

@previous (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
damlol m8

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,560

@561,010 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
xbox controllers are so big they hurt my hand

ps4 is easily my fave

hamfist !t5TYQ9eJPs joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,561

@561,353 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
this

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,562

@561,554 (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
but without the sims and minecraft, how will catherine ever make a thread again?

@561,560 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
360 controllers are just rehashed gamecube controllers

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,563

@561,560 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Get bigger hands nubcake.
@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
Lolno they aren't.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,564

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
no, i like my tiny baby hands!

@561,562 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
but worse

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,566

@561,563 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
why do they need two sets of shoulder buttons

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,567

that isnt the ps2 controller, you idiot

hamfist !t5TYQ9eJPs replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,572

@previous (Q)
the ps2 is one of if not the best console of all time, but its controller is meh

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,573

@561,566 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
Because it works, lad.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,577

@561,566 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
Why does the ps3?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 11 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,578

@561,564 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Get bigger hands anyway.

Anonymous Q replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,579

@561,572 (hamfist !t5TYQ9eJPs)

> the ps2 is one of if not the best console of all time, but its controller is meh

fits hands perfectly and has easy access to buttons even with the analog sticks so i fail to see the issue you have with it

really though i should have just said any playstation controller

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,580

@previous (Q)
when u have huge fuckin yaoi hands the fact that both analog sticks are right next to each other means crowded thumb space

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,583

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
> yaoi hands
lolwat

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,586

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,597

@561,553 (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
I thought that it said 1986 on the Wikipedia. Oh well.

Anonymous Q replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,602

@561,580 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)

> when u have huge fuckin yaoi hands the fact that both analog sticks are right next to each other means crowded thumb space

yeah i guess when you are a freak of nature that is a problem, all of the rest of us are normal

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,603

@previous (Q)
thanks anon q

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,701

@561,597 (kook !!mCVqftDha)

> I thought that it said 1986 on the Wikipedia. Oh well.

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw double-posted this 11 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,702

@561,597 (kook !!mCVqftDha)

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw triple-posted this 11 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,703

@561,602 (Q)

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,707

@561,701 (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
@561,702 (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
@previous (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
It literally doesn't matter. I was still within a year of guessing Catherines birth date

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #561,727

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
im 12 so what
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