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Topic: did you ever have to analyze your own urine in high school biology class?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #42,204

Or maybe swab your mouth and analyze the DNA, or something of that sort?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later[^] [v] #560,492

No but on university we analyzed some dude's sperm

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #560,494

@OP
My biology teacher used to drink the synthetic urine and synthetic saliva in front of the class.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #560,520

lolno. Nothing involving urine. Though I think I recall some mouth swabbing at one point.

@previous (C)
Was it meant as a display of dominance?

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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #560,545

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I'd say drinking bodily fluids is more a display of submission.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #560,551

No, a taste test.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #560,575

@560,520 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
See @previous (F)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #560,579

@previous (C)
See @560,492 (B)

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #560,583

No, we took water samples instead. We didn't recognize it at the time, but what we found turned out to be this thing.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #560,604

@560,579 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Thankyou, child.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #560,750

We had to analyse urine from the hospital and test for diabetes.

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #560,751

We had to murder and dismember a fellow student, then analyze his urine.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #560,756

We analysed blood and sampled mouth bacteria.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #560,769

@560,750 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
What if the teacher just said it was from the hospital, but it was really hooker piss?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #560,789

@previous (A)
What if the teacher actually murdered the guy who's heart was dissected?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,037

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
like the hospital just gives out free piss and hearts?

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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,051

@previous (A)
Why else do you think they take urine samples?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #561,063

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
to rub on their nipples

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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #561,180

@previous (A)
Oh. I hadn't thought of that. Is that a thing with doctors?
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