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Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk started this discussion 11 years ago#42,183
This is young Robert's father, Jonathan, using his account. As he may have told you, I bought him a ride on a spaceship as a treat, given the suffering he has incurred recently. Well, when the spacecraft hit orbit, we lost contact with young Robert. We, and the operators, were quite concerned. I then received a single, mysterious message from Robert before complete radio silence: "Pater! We have crash-landed on *static* and have discovered a secret *static* that I must hide from before *static*..." And nothing more. I am terribly worried. I will keep you updated.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later[^][v]#560,223
Oh no! I hope he is ok. What kind of spaceship was it, pray-tell.
Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#560,224
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
It was a private spacecraft, experimental in nature, but funded by one of my business associates who has a solid reputation. I am so worried. What should I do, Mr. Green? Robert's mother, Mary, George, Peter, and Sarah are imply beside themselves with concern.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#560,225
Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#560,227
@previous (C)
This is no time for foolishness. I need to help Robert!
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 1 second later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#560,228
@560,224 (Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk)
All we can do is hope and pray.
Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#560,229
@560,227 (Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk)
Ok, I myself, shall take a rocket to space and save Robert.
Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 57 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#560,230
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
What? This is no time to jest, Mr. Green! How would you possibly do that?
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 23 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#560,231
@560,227 (Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk)
You need to kill yourself immediately, Matt.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#560,233
@560,230 (Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk)
How the fuck did Bobby go to space in the first place you cunt?
Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#560,234
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Pardon me, Mr. Green, but that is no way to speak to your elder. Now, as to your question, as I told you, he rode a private, experimental spacecraft.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#560,235
> > > You need to kill yourself immediately, Matt.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#560,290
> "Pater! We have crash-landed on Chinese soil and have discovered a secret Falun Gong compound that I must hide from before the Red Guard finds me..."
Mystery solved, your pedo-sona got killed for associating with anti-government terrorists in China. Now kill yourself.