Topic: Asparagus and semen smell/taste - urgent advice required
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #4,215
I was reading a thread about the smell of semen on /b/. Someone told OP to eat asparagus to improve semen smell/taste. Well I just ate a whole packet of it then decided to Google it. Asparagus makes your semen taste awful. I am recieving a blowjob tommorow. Anything I can do to reverse eating a whole packet of asparagus? (I haven't masturbated in the past 3 days.) I can't fucking believe this.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #75,315
It's ok, maybe your boyfriend won't care?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,322
@previous (B)
I am gonna cum at least 4 times and he will have liters to swallow. And now it's apparantly going to taste like rotten eggs. Guess I will just work out and drink as much water as possible tommorow morning if no-one gives me better advice...
I am gonna cum at least 4 times and he will have liters to swallow. And now it's apparantly going to taste like rotten eggs. Guess I will just work out and drink as much water as possible tommorow morning if no-one gives me better advice...
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,324
Even more asparagus will reverse the effect.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,325
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BELIEVE ANYTHING POSTED ON /b/?!?!
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,328
Just drink some water. They effects won't last that long.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,329
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,344
@75,328 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
> They effects won't last that long.
They will last 24 hours? How much water do I have to drink?
> They effects won't last that long.
They will last 24 hours? How much water do I have to drink?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,347
hi to4str
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,350
@75,344 (A)
One liter more than your body can handle before becoming a vegetable incapable of sodomy.
One liter more than your body can handle before becoming a vegetable incapable of sodomy.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,351
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,358
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,370
Why the fuck is no-one helping and just showering me with homophobic abuse? This is fucking ridicious.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,373
@75,358 (A)
Lol, yes. No garlic or onions either. I would also advise you to not swap bodily fluids with a stranger, but I know that you won't listen.
Lol, yes. No garlic or onions either. I would also advise you to not swap bodily fluids with a stranger, but I know that you won't listen.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,375
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,389
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,390
Fruit is reported to improve the taste of semen. Try eating a lot of oranges and bananas.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,391
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,392
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,400
@75,373 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
> I would also advise you to not swap bodily fluids with a stranger
I already had oral sex with this guy more times than I can remember. The chance of getting HIV/AIDS from a blowjob is pretty slim.
@75,375 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
This is a fucking medical emergency.
> I would also advise you to not swap bodily fluids with a stranger
I already had oral sex with this guy more times than I can remember. The chance of getting HIV/AIDS from a blowjob is pretty slim.
@75,375 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
This is a fucking medical emergency.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,402
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,403
@OP
Eat your body weight in cream corn. The starch in corn acts as a natural detox for your body.
Eat your body weight in cream corn. The starch in corn acts as a natural detox for your body.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #75,414
Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,482
Drink fuckloads of pineapple juice.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,484
Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,492
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,494
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,501
@75,492 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
Well I Googled it. Seems legit although I doubt the amount of actual pineapple juice in a carton will be enough. I hope this will counteract that fucking asparagus.
Well I Googled it. Seems legit although I doubt the amount of actual pineapple juice in a carton will be enough. I hope this will counteract that fucking asparagus.
Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,505
@previous (A)
Might be a weird combination. Unless you feed the guy curry so itll taste strange anyway
Might be a weird combination. Unless you feed the guy curry so itll taste strange anyway
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,513
I bet it won't even be that noticeable. It only affects newly generated semen, surely?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,516
@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
> It only affects newly generated semen, surely?
Did you read my posts? I haven't ejaculated in 3 days and am going to cum at least 4 times in his mouth.
@75,505 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
He loves the taste of cum.
> It only affects newly generated semen, surely?
Did you read my posts? I haven't ejaculated in 3 days and am going to cum at least 4 times in his mouth.
@75,505 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
He loves the taste of cum.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,522
Two litres of water, followed by pineapple Juice.Lots of it.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,523
@75,516 (A)
> Did you read my posts? I haven't ejaculated in 3 days and am going to cum at least 4 times in his mouth.
Yeah, so that means that there is the 3 days of semen and then the new foul semen that you generated since. That's 75% normal semen to 25% bad semen, it will taste a little off but nothing drastic. Drink pineapple juice to reduce the % further.
> Did you read my posts? I haven't ejaculated in 3 days and am going to cum at least 4 times in his mouth.
Yeah, so that means that there is the 3 days of semen and then the new foul semen that you generated since. That's 75% normal semen to 25% bad semen, it will taste a little off but nothing drastic. Drink pineapple juice to reduce the % further.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 years later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #893,201
Please update us @OP