Topic: I don't know why Green places so much weight on Killer Lettuce
Autphag !MLHqI35Srs started this discussion 11 years ago #42,100
I've been spending the last 3 minutes straight trying to figure it out. I think I might have some perspective on the matter now.
Killer Lettuce absolutely anally rims the rectal crevices of trans-degenerates.
Green has, intermittently, considered the idea of become trans, per his alter-persona, Bella.
Green must then therefore, feel as if Killer Lettuce is championing his alter-persona, Bella.
This is the best I have and it's probably so close to the truth that we should expect Green to back-peddle in denial of these latent degenerate tendencies of his.
Killer Lettuce absolutely anally rims the rectal crevices of trans-degenerates.
Green has, intermittently, considered the idea of become trans, per his alter-persona, Bella.
Green must then therefore, feel as if Killer Lettuce is championing his alter-persona, Bella.
This is the best I have and it's probably so close to the truth that we should expect Green to back-peddle in denial of these latent degenerate tendencies of his.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #559,196
Autphag !MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,197
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Killer Lettuce masturbates to this as incest pornography, everyone.
His mother set a filter to the usual websites of fare where he would gratify such proclivities.
Killer Lettuce masturbates to this as incest pornography, everyone.
His mother set a filter to the usual websites of fare where he would gratify such proclivities.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,198
I've just come out of Lidl.
Autphag !MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 44 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,199
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Did you go there to shoplift as the song of your people prophesized?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp09Sdrw2W4
Did you go there to shoplift as the song of your people prophesized?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp09Sdrw2W4
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,201
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 11 years ago, 19 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,202
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 29 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,203
@559,199 (Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Actually, I have to walk through the black neighbourhood to get to Lidl. There have been a lot of stabbings and shootings in that area, so I risk my life when I go to Lidl.
Actually, I have to walk through the black neighbourhood to get to Lidl. There have been a lot of stabbings and shootings in that area, so I risk my life when I go to Lidl.
Autphag !MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,204
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
But you are practically black (being of the lower clans of Celtid, such that I classify 'celtonegroid'). Just join them if you can't beat them, lol.
But you are practically black (being of the lower clans of Celtid, such that I classify 'celtonegroid'). Just join them if you can't beat them, lol.
(Edited 5 minutes later.)
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,205
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 8 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,206
@559,202 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I thought I would see what all the fuss was about. They do 10 packs of their equivalent of monster much for £1, Tesco only do 6. Tesco are still my main man, but I'm playing the field.
I thought I would see what all the fuss was about. They do 10 packs of their equivalent of monster much for £1, Tesco only do 6. Tesco are still my main man, but I'm playing the field.
Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,207
Autphag !MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 26 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,208
@559,206 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
None of them are equivalent to Monster though. They don't have Gingseng nor do they L-Carnitine.
None of them are equivalent to Monster though. They don't have Gingseng nor do they L-Carnitine.
Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,209
Autphag !MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 53 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,210
@559,207 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Hey, you're a connoisseur of Tesco garbage, right?
What do you think of their burgers, the ones for £3.50 with two quarter-lb. patties, two slices of cheese, and two buns?
I've always wanted to buy them but suspected their quality.
Hey, you're a connoisseur of Tesco garbage, right?
What do you think of their burgers, the ones for £3.50 with two quarter-lb. patties, two slices of cheese, and two buns?
I've always wanted to buy them but suspected their quality.
Autphag !MLHqI35Srs (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 23 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,211
@559,209 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Get a score above 110 on the Raven progressive metrices, and we'll talk.
Get a score above 110 on the Raven progressive metrices, and we'll talk.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,212
I think Killer Lettuce should come to the IRC more.
Autphag !MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,214
@previous (E)
Knowing Green, the standard of Killer Lettuce fellator would be ever-suspect and ready for derision.
Knowing Green, the standard of Killer Lettuce fellator would be ever-suspect and ready for derision.
Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,217
@559,211 (Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Get literally any form of formal education, and then we'll talk. Thanks.
Get literally any form of formal education, and then we'll talk. Thanks.
Autphag !MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,220
@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Get a score above the smart fraction on any IQ test (hint, you're an idiot savant with an oversized hippocampus and never would), and then we'll talk. Cheers.
Get a score above the smart fraction on any IQ test (hint, you're an idiot savant with an oversized hippocampus and never would), and then we'll talk. Cheers.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,227
Autphag !MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 49 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,228
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Genius, the idea is that you cook it.
Unless you're saying that you only buy anything ready-made. That's p. sad.
Genius, the idea is that you cook it.
Unless you're saying that you only buy anything ready-made. That's p. sad.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,229
@previous (Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
I don't have anything to cook with. I could cook bacon on my sandwich toaster, but I would probably get food poisoning and die.
I don't have anything to cook with. I could cook bacon on my sandwich toaster, but I would probably get food poisoning and die.
Anon Z joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,233
Autphag !MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #559,239
@559,229 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
How much is a George Foreman grill? Certainly within the range of your jobseekers?
Hell, if I knew your address, I'd mail you mine. I hardly use it and you've elicited my sympathy. That takes a real standard of patheticness to do, as well.
How much is a George Foreman grill? Certainly within the range of your jobseekers?
Hell, if I knew your address, I'd mail you mine. I hardly use it and you've elicited my sympathy. That takes a real standard of patheticness to do, as well.
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Autphag !MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #559,246
@559,241 (G)
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@559,243 (G)
@previous (H)
I don't appreciate the hijacking of my thread with Matt/Matt-opposing shtick. Both sides are equally tiring.
Direct your derision to me if you have to. I'm fucking bored.
@559,242 (F)
@559,243 (G)
@previous (H)
I don't appreciate the hijacking of my thread with Matt/Matt-opposing shtick. Both sides are equally tiring.
Direct your derision to me if you have to. I'm fucking bored.