Topic: I wrote a little song.
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #42,047
He's a Fatt Filla.
He my Matt Milla.
He a go getta.
But he's still just a Fatt Filla.
Repeat.
He my Matt Milla.
He a go getta.
But he's still just a Fatt Filla.
Repeat.
Meta joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #558,543
You've got a great chorus, but you need some verses. Maybe a bit about how Matt was growing up in Lafayette and his life got flipped turned upside down.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #558,545
@previous (Meta)
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there.
As I tell you all about how he became the Prince of Shitsair.
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there.
As I tell you all about how he became the Prince of Shitsair.
Meta replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #558,548
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Kunming
In north Louisiana born and raised
On the forums was where I spent most of my days
Trollin' and shtickin' relaxin' all cool
And hunting some ghosts outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got one little tax lien and Marsden was screaming
He said 'You're movin' in with Xiaoqing in Kunming
I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he packed my suit case and sent me on my way
He gave me a kiss and then He gave me my ticket.
I put my Macbæ on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Guzzling cheap wine out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of China like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're Falun Gong, communist, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
They'll see the bombs I'm making
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Kunming
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a guy with a yellow swastika standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get executed yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said Free Tibet and it had Li Hongzhi in the rear
If anything I could say that this cab had zing
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Kunming
I pulled up to the flat about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'remember Tianenmen Square!'
I looked at my studio apartment
I was done waiting
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Kunming
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Kunming
In north Louisiana born and raised
On the forums was where I spent most of my days
Trollin' and shtickin' relaxin' all cool
And hunting some ghosts outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got one little tax lien and Marsden was screaming
He said 'You're movin' in with Xiaoqing in Kunming
I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he packed my suit case and sent me on my way
He gave me a kiss and then He gave me my ticket.
I put my Macbæ on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Guzzling cheap wine out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of China like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're Falun Gong, communist, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
They'll see the bombs I'm making
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Kunming
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a guy with a yellow swastika standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get executed yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said Free Tibet and it had Li Hongzhi in the rear
If anything I could say that this cab had zing
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Kunming
I pulled up to the flat about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'remember Tianenmen Square!'
I looked at my studio apartment
I was done waiting
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Kunming
(Edited 7 minutes later.)
