Minichan

Topic: Males of Minichan

kook !!mCVqftDha started this discussion 11 years ago #42,045

Have you ever urinated outside? If you have, have you ever peed on something weird or funny?

Meta joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #558,530

Yes, but nothing interesting. Mainly just in the forest camping. Just trees and/or bushes.

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #558,533

@previous (Meta)
Never on like a snail or a candle maybe? lol

Marsden William "Bill" Miller joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #558,536

In a fire, off a cliff, and into river rapids of national parks.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #558,546

OUT SIDE IN MY BACK YARD

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #558,547

@558,536 (Marsden William "Bill" Miller)
Was it majestic? Like an eagle taking flight?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #558,549

I have come to the conclusion that if I were not a drinker, I would use public toilets. But because I get drunk the world is my toilet.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,579

Yes and I can't remember.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,601

> expect buspuppie
> get buspuppie

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,602

Yes, and I can't remember.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,604

@OP
I guess pissing on the face of a snowman, into a parking meter, and over a balcony onto a fat naked girl are some of my highlights though.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,609

I peed on a homeless guy who was out cold when I was 15

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,622

I hosed a toad frog down one time. He tried to hop away but I followed him around till my stream subsided.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,623

I have peed thousands of times outside, on many living and non-living entities.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,624

I took a slash on a police station once.

I was walking home from the pub and I suppose I wanted to impress a girl I was with, or at least make her laugh. A cop car did come by as I was finishing up, and asked a couple of questions as to why I was there, but nothing more.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,629

I pissed on frozen water stream once

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,635

I live in the country, and im outside more than inside. So pissing outside is like natural for me. I normally just water the trees, every once in a while I will piss on an ant hill.

Autphag !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,637

I've done more than that.

Shat outside on more than one occasion (mostly voluntarily), and thankfully only once semi-publically (on a mostly secluded road when returning home whilst drunk).

I live in the ruburb, so walking somewhere outwith a built-up area to find forest green doesn't take a lot of effort.

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,644

@previous (Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
I've had to drop a log a few times when I didn't have time to make it to the bathroom.

Autphag !MLHqI35Srs replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,646

@previous (M)
The closest I've gotten to that at home was just getting to the seat too late for it to go in the bowl proper. Having to clean your toilet seat isn't a pleasant experience.

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 39 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,667

@previous (Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
I'd rather clean my own mess off the seat than someone else's. I've went to places where people shit on the seat and don't clean it off. That's when I say fuck this, and hold it til I get home.

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,822

@558,604 (E)
Were you drunk?

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,823

@558,609 (H)
How in the fuck did that happen?

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) triple-posted this 11 years ago, 32 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,824

@558,623 (J)
Tell us moar!

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) quadruple-posted this 11 years ago, 28 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,825

@558,624 (K)
Was she impressed?

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) quintuple-posted this 11 years ago, 36 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,826

@558,629 (L)
Did it steam up?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,832

@558,823 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Well i needed to pee, was drunk and my mates told me to. the homeless man must have been drunk too

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,833

Kookie

How you think we keep sharks from getting a bit to close.

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,837

@558,635 (M)
Have you ever been bitten by a bug while peeing outside?

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 42 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,838

@558,629 (L)
Was it cool to watch?

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) triple-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,839

@558,637 (Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Is it preferrable to peering outside?

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) quadruple-posted this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,842

@558,832 (H)
Did he wake up?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,846

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
No

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,852

@558,825 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I wouldn't say impressed, but we found it quite funny once the cop left us alone.

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,853

@558,846 (H)
Once I was walking with my dog at night and I saw a drunk guy peeing on the side of a barbecue truck. He was so out of it that he didnt realize that he wasnt covered from the back. So I snuck up behind him and lowered my voice and said "What are you doing, bro?" He yelled, threw up his hands, dropped his dick and pants and pissed all over his feet. It was so funny.

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,858

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
That reminds me of one.

While I was waiting in a long line to get into some club, I relieved myself against a firedoor a bit further down. Some bloke appeared from nowhere, claiming to be the owner, very angry and dragged poor me back past the queue as I was desperately shoving my dribbling cock back into my jeans.

Amazingly we still got in, no doubt after apologising several times.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #558,860

@558,822 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Yes. All my pissing on things for fun and a laugh have been when I was drunk. If I'm not drunk then I guess I just find a quiet private spot to go.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #559,029

@558,833 (Syntax)
Are sharks a 15 minute drive from you?

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #559,034

@558,860 (E)
Thats cute.
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