Topic: Why can I beat myself?
Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 11 years ago #42,026
My 2012 version of me is much better than myself. Why? Why was I cooler in the past?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later[^] [v] #558,368
cause back then only 60% of your posts were related to you drinking, while now they are 100%
face it
you are boring now
Green !BEERiqLUxE joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #558,371
@previous (B)
I am the boring one.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 54 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #558,372
@558,368 (B)
Post the statistics in a graph.
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 43 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #558,374
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
> Post the statistics in a graph.
post a picture of you buttering yourself and attempting to jump towards your ceiling
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 21 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #558,375
@558,371 (Green !BEERiqLUxE)
You shut the fuck back up. Front 2 3 was I had girlfriend 2012 me fuck yeah.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #558,377
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Had is the operative word.
Now...never more.
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 23 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #558,378
@558,375 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
> You shut the fuck back up. Front 2 3 was I had girlfriend 2012 me fuck yeah.
you dont have a girlfriend now because you're a stupid boring drunk
you could have been having loads of sex but instead you're 1 step away from being homeless
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