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Topic: If you somehow received, say, $200 million tomorrow, what would you do?

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY started this discussion 11 years ago #41,979

I think I would buy a house in Hong Kong and spend my life writing, painting, and doing a food magazine, as well as ghost hunting. I would have am excellent wine cellar and a nice motorcycle, but that is about it. I would give much of it to family and the poor. What about you, fora?

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #557,533

Drugs, buy a Tesco store, do drugs and play video games in the Tesco store then kill myself.

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #557,536

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
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squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #557,539

easy, i'd start buying franchises. lots of them. a whole variety of them, eateries, services, hotels, etc. whatever
and i'd start a management company with in-house accounting and all that bullshit to manage the whole thing. i'd just sit back and oversee the empire and pay people to do the heavy lifting.

something like that. i imagine i'd start by putting 10 million into a "retirement account" or some shit, or actually the best thing to do would be to buy a large expensive property that i can sit on and homestead and protect from everything else. if i fuck up and lose everything at least i'll be able to sell that property and just retire. that would leave me with like 40 years and 190 million bucks to fuck around with, and i think that'd be just fine. even if i manage it poorly as long as i'm not giving it away or wasting it i can run that money through all kinds of business ventures.

i'd also probably try to use my money to "break into" various fields i find interesting. i could get in on the production end of all kinds of stuff with 200 million. i could fund game development or even get into movie production. i wouldn't, but with 200 million you could pretty much do whatever you like. i guess i'd probably use it to generate jobs for people that i can leech off of for the rest of my life and hopefully earn me way more than my initial startup investment of 200 million.

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Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #557,540

@previous (squeegee)
Good ideas. I really like the franchising idea, actually. That is very smart.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #557,543

@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
yup, i would use my 200 million dollars to build a business mechanism that i, the owner, can flip on and watch do the work for me.
buy franchises, own the company that builds and maintains them, own the company that manages them, own the companies that provide materials and services to them. try to own as much of the whole cycle as you can, and the variety of it and the cross support helps keep the whole network healthy.

so like if i owned fast food franchises i'd have to buy food from the parent co. and lots of other stuff, but, i could certainly own a contracting company that i could hire to come build out everything. let them do the maintenance for all the different franchises i own as well.

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Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #557,544

@previous (squeegee)
Very good idea. Which franchises would you buy, and where? How would you decide which to buy?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #557,546

Sprite and Domestos.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #557,549

@557,544 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
doesn't matter

A) you go to the franchise expo thing they do, there's also information about how franchises currently perform. i've been told by people who have the money to invest in things to "invest in things you use," so, like if you shop at walmart then invest in walmart stock. so i'd try to stick to things that are close to what i know. At the Franchise expo thing or whatever it is, when you sit down and talk with a parent co. about buying a franchise, they'll let you know where it'll be going. If they want to saturate your area locally, perfect, then you would want to select your location based on what you can afford. it's actually all broken down, a lot of the work is already done for you. That's kind of the thing about franchises, they are turn-key. all YOU do is pony up the dough and either manage it yourself or start hiring managers to run it and you manage the managers.

i mean stuff to look at would be fast-food and shit like starbucks. open 25 subways and it won't matter where they are OR how they perform individually. you'll just steadily reap a profit. if some are shit, shut them down and open others elsewhere. but that's a job for the bean counters in accounting to figure out.

edit: B) there is no B, just buy a lot of franchises and you'll make more and more money for each one you own.

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Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #557,551

@previous (squeegee)
True.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #557,557

@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
but really it's a trickle, what comes back. the more YOu do the more you earn back. owner/manager of one subway will make a pretty good living, but, owner of 3 with 3 managers is an owner with a lot of overhead. if you can run more efficiently then you'll earn more as just an owner.

the franchise thing really is a good way to climb the wealth ladder, start with 1, then open another. then eventually you can have 10 or 15 starbucks and be bringing in good bank. but to be starting with 200 million there may be just a much better option for wealth multiplication. i fucking hate the stock market and i don't like the idea of putting all of my eggs into one basket, but with 200 million you could probably hire a bunch of stock brokers to run a hedge fund or some kind of financial mechanism instead of a business mechanism to earn you even more.

wouldn't it be nice to own a company that handles 4.5 billion dollars a year in assets? hmmmm

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 1 second later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #557,558

Or have a 200 million dollar woodlouse sanctuary built.

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #557,559

@557,557 (squeegee)
I like this. I would open a bunch of Starbuckses, as well as KFCs in China (they are very hot right now).

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 55 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #557,560

@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
We saw the picture.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #557,569

@557,559 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
yeah, that would be a pretty good way to get in on the chinese gold rush i would think.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #557,571

Pay off student loans
Pay back my parents for my college expenses
Pay off their mortgage
Set a bunch of money aside for my retirement
Donate a bunch to charity, or found my own.
Do whatever the fuck I want with the rest.

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #557,572

@557,560 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
lol

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,585

I'd immediately book a private doctor to cut off my left leg and I would buy two dogs. I would then give all of the money to my sister.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 55 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,594

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
You're a gimp-kin?

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,617

Have Green's Minichan Fanfic made into a Hollywood movie.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,618

I'd drop a $1 bill every few steps, see how much a following I could amass before someone kills me for the (relatively small amount) I'm carrying.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,619

@557,594 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I wish. But seriously though, my left side is my bad side and i've wanted to have both legs amputated since I was a child.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,623

Buy a lot of real estate. Large properties all close to nice beaches. That way it's easy to stay at any beach I'd like for as long as I'd like, and they'll be spaced around the globe so that there's always a few with nice beach weather. Then if rent out the ones in not using. No permanent tenants, just rent to people who want to stay at the beach for a week or so. Over the course of 20 years or so, if probably make millions just from the rent, then I'd pick a favorite and sell all the others, making back all my money plus interest. I'd then put all that money in the stock market.

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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 46 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,632

@557,617 (Metæ)
This is a bloody fantastic idea. I think that they would translate very well to film.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,652

@557,619 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
> i've wanted to have both legs amputated since I was a child.
I think pretty much qualifies you as gimp-kin.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,654

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I have actual reasons for wanting it that have nothing to do with having a disabled soul
Though my nickname was gimpy in highschool.

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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,655

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Are you drunk? You're making a lot of typos in your most recent posts.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,657

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Im typing on a phone, im sitting sideways because of my back, and i'm attempting to keep the dog and baby from killing each other.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,660

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Sounds like a party.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,661

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I also accidently called the baby Little Nig in front of my brother and he was mad.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,671

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
lol, is one of the parents black?

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,674

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
No I just thought it was cute. I used to call him Capn Dickslap, but it wasnt a popular choice.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,690

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
lol, tell your brother to grow a pair

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,706

Go full steam ahead with gender transition.
I'd have no restraints holding me back.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,717

@557,690 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Yeah, he's kind of soft.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,720

It'd be time to put some hits out.

Marsden William "Bill" Miller joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,741

money shtick

dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,891

i would buy every game on steam
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