Topic: A true miracle!

Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk started this discussion 11 years ago #41,939

This is Jonathan, young Robert's father. What has happened, I can only call a miracle. After the spectacular, simultaneous crash of Robert in his wheelchair, the Rolls Royce, the King Air, the helicopter, and the submarine, the the massive fireball that ensued, we were sure that Robert, Peter, Sarah, Mary, and George had perished. Well, miracle of miracles (thanks be to God!), they have survived!

Robert's cat Rufus witnessed the tragedy, and, being the loyal, faithful pet of his master, managed somehow to swim into the sea and pull everyone out before the fire consumed them! Everyone survived, and the doctors have said that the shock of the cold seawater actually improved Robert's heart! He is going to recover!

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later[^] [v] #557,107

This is truly great news!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,121

You're not even trying anymore.

Marsden William "Bill" Miller joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,124

@OP kill yourself

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,125

> expect bobby2shit
> get bobby2shit
I hope you get hit by a train.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,128

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
He has been in numerous plane crashes.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #557,130

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I mean irl

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