Green !qeK7ilt6gI started this discussion 11 years ago#41,908
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This message is being typed by Matt, as I, Green, am currently incapacitated in a major way. Unfortunately, I have been involved in another major accident. I was drinking my 5th cider in the romantic restaurant where Matt brought me. Whilst drinking, I could see below me, Matts cock, the 2 inch pink monster that he also brought along. I leaned a little low to take a look and maybe give a tug with my lips, when I suddenly have a muscle spasm and lost control of my seating. I plummeted down toward his monster, and it plunged into my throat, destroying my tongue and tonsils and almost killing me. I would have died, had not Matt gave me ass to mouth, and tugged on me wanker in what is known as a fireman's grip. God bless Matt. I have had major surgery, and I am not in hospital convalescing. I had severe damage to my tonsils, and my prognosis is unsure. I will keep you updated.