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Topic: A terrible tragedy.

Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk started this discussion 11 years ago #41,884

Dict.

This message is being typed by Mary. I, Bobby, am currently incapacitated in a major way. Unfortunately, I have been involved in another major accident. I was piloting my first solo flight in the King Air that pater bought me. Whilst flying, I could see below me, at the docks, the 100-foot yacht that he also bought me. I flew a little low to take a look and maybe give a wave with the wing, when I suddenly have a muscle spasm and lost control of the controls. The King Air plummeted down toward the sea, and crashed right into my yacht, destroying both and almost killing me. I would have died, had not Mary swum out to get me, pulling me to shore in what is known as a fireman's grip. God bless Mary. I have had major surgery, and I am not in hospital convalescing. I had severe damage to some internal organs, and my prognosis is unsure. I will keep you updated.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #556,547

Was there a boat explosion?

Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #556,550

@previous (B)
Dict.

Not per se, but there was a rather large fire from which Mary pulled me.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #556,552

@previous (Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk)
It would be more believable if there was a boat explosion.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #556,553

@556,547 (B)

Have you survived a boat explosion? Didn't think so.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #556,554

If this were true you would be too doped up on morphine to dictate anything.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #556,556

@556,550 (Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk)
Just think about how hilarious the Sandy Hook shooting was. That should make you feel better.

Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #556,557

This is Mary. Robert has gone to sleep. He will tell you more tomorrow.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #556,558

@previous (Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk)
Okay, BobbyPedoComix.

Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #556,560

This is Robert's father, Jonathan, speaking. I am posting here because Robert always says that he enjoys this website. I regret to inform you that young Robert went into cardiac arrest several minute ago, and is currently in the Emergency Operation Room. I will update you as soon as we know anything.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #556,561

@previous (Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk)
I am so sorry to hear that. Bobby was beloved by everyone here. I hope he gets better. My prayers are with you.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #556,562

@556,560 (Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk)
See @556,558 (E)

Green !qeK7ilt6gI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #556,564

@556,561 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

> I am so sorry to hear that. Bobby was beloved by everyone here. I hope he gets better. My prayers are with you.

OK fake green, I did not love that guy m8. He is as bad as matt with all the lies.

Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #556,567

This is Robert's father. I type this in tears of joy. Thanks be to God, our dear Robert has come through and recovered from the cardiac arrest. Although his heart sustains massive damage both from this and the aeroplane-yacht crash, still, he lives, and the doctors tell me that he will recover!

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #556,568

@previous (Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk)
You suck, your story is made up of many mistakes. Give it up and head to school, and work on your story telling some more.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #556,571

@556,564 (Green !qeK7ilt6gI)

Except that I love Matt. He has always been honest with me and a true friend.

Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #556,573

@556,567 (Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk)
This is great news, we are all so happy!

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #556,631

mary, this is squeegee. ask bobby, "how do you trim the props in a king air? is it a dial, a trim wheel or like a lever?"

thanks mary.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #556,632

> I have had major surgery, and I am not in hospital convalescing.

So like can the King Airplane be patched 2gether with broken yacht to make a flying boat.

dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #556,703

@556,567 (Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk)
You had a major operation in barely 2 hours??

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #556,714

@556,573 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Relax, it's just your boyfriend matt and his tired schtick.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 34 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #556,715

@556,567 (Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk)

> This is Robert's father. I type this in tears of joy. Thanks be to God, our dear Robert has come through and recovered from the cardiac arrest. Although his heart sustains massive damage both from this and the aeroplane-yacht crash, still, he lives, and the doctors tell me that he will recover!

child fucking faggot

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #556,868

how long until one of these kills you

hopefully not long

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #556,870

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
It's obvious that TG has grown tired of his bobby2sox persona, so he wants to kill him off in the most spectacular way possible.

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #556,883

Its obvious that OP is Matt.

Marsden William "Bill" Miller joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #556,897

@556,557 (Bobby2Sox !ROYAL6AaYk)
tits or GTFO
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