Topic: My internet girlfriend of1 year and a half has found a RL BF.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #4,187

And now I'm jealous and don't know what to do.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #74,929

Nyarth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,930

My Japanese girlfriend recently left me... It's okay though, there's plenty more in the sea.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,931

Hi stickybuns

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,932

Well, not so many helpful replies :/

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,934

@74,931 (D)
Inb4 "I'm not stickybuns" or "piss off".

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,936

:'( Nothing you can do about it. It was bound to happen eventually, don't you think?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,952

@previous (G)
Will you be my new internet girlfriend?

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,953

@previous (A)
Lolno.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,957

Well sweetheart, did you have any intentions to meet up with her?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,959

@previous (H)
Yeah, just not now.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,961

@previous (A)
1 and a half years is a pretty long time! You guys should have met by then. How far was the distance?

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,963

@previous (H)
A couple of states in between.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,964

@OP
Well, these things happen.

Here, have a stuffed narwhal. Stuffed narwhals are much less fickle than Internet girlfriends.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,969

@74,963 (A)
:(
That really sucks. I, for one, do believe internet relationships work out just so long as you plan to meet up eventually. The more frequent the better. Also, if both parties do not mind the distance.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,972

@previous (H)
Well, she did say that she would visit me when her m...HAHAHAHA GO FUCK A SHIT UP YOUR ASS

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,973

@74,931 (D)
This genuinely isn't me this time. I could never have a real life relationship!

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,975

@74,972 (A)
> ...HAHAHAHA GO FUCK A SHIT UP YOUR ASS

O.o.O

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,976

@74,931 (D)
Yeah, I have a faggot username such as "stickybns"

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,978

@74,975 (H)
> O.o.O

t(-_-t)

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,979

@74,972 (A)
lol

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,982

@74,978 (A)
(.)_(.)

RedFox !FANATICibM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #74,992

lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #74,993

Special thanks to Anon G & H turning this thread into a complete utter fucking fail. So much for the best ADVICE site on the internet. Might as well go to PedoTalk

Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #74,997

> internet relationship

there's your first mistake

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #74,998

@74,993 (A)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #74,999

@74,997 (Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA)
Someone didn't read the thread.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,000

@74,993 (A)
I'm sure Redfox's contribution was more helpful!

dreamwourks four mayour joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,001

lol

Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,003

@74,999 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Of course not, there were 25 replies.

RedFox !FANATICibM replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,004

@75,000 (H)
I do my best

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,005

@75,003 (Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA)
That's why you're Minichan's Top-Posterâ„¢.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,007

Revealed as a troll thread and people are still posting once a fucking minute. Let it die. We should have better things to discuss.

Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,009

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
But it can still serve a useful purpose as we try to give Fake Anon advice on his e-relationship with Carebear.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,010

Bump.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,011

@75,007 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
You're one to detect trolling. :P

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,012

@75,007 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
How is this a troll thread? I really do love my internet girlfriend.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,013

@75,009 (Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA)
Carebear is not in a relationship with Fake_anon. :|

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,015

@75,011 (H)
GTFO, H. YOU RUINED EVERYTHING. THIS THREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN ON THE INTERNET BUT YOU RUINED. FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU LYING SUBHUMAN PIECE OF SHIT

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,016

@75,013 (H)
Her name is BearCare

!!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,017

Just sayin'.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,018

@previous (!!4KU9PSdLG)

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,019

@75,009 (Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA)

Funny, since I didn't actually see any real advice in this thread. It's almost like people are just posting bullshit without actually discussing anything. We have a word for that here. It's called shitposting. Looks more like just a troll thread to me.

Sorry for rant, but I'm bored and I think it's bullshit that so much energy is being poured into this thread.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,020

@75,009 (Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA)
Trollin' hard or hardly trollin'?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,022

@75,019 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
The fuck do you mean energy? You fucking idiots can't even give good advice for God's sake.

Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,024

@75,019 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Cool shitpost

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,027

@previous (Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA)
And what's your advice, nigger?

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,029

@previous (A)
no wonder she moved on to a real boyfriend her jerkass aspie raging OL friend is also a racist. surprise!

Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,031

@75,027 (A)
Send a her photo of your flaccid legal.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,032

@75,029 (B)
She's part black and I always call her her a nigger while she always calls me a spic. It's cute :P

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,035

@75,031 (Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA)
Should I send his GF a picture of your flaccid legal as well?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,036

This is her. Bump

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,037

She's a beauty :)

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,042

@75,035 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Sure; at least it would get you to talk to a girl.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,044

@75,036 (A)
Did you make this thread just to post that picture?

@previous (Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA)
Says the virgin.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,046

@75,042 (Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA)
Hey asshole, what do yo think of her?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,047

@75,044 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No, since I would have posted it at the start, retard.

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,050

@75,046 (A)
looks like a dumb nigger

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,053

@previous (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
From a scale from 1-10, what would you give her?

RedFox !FANATICibM replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,057

@previous (A)
1
not enough fur

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,060

@previous (RedFox !FANATICibM)
Pussy hair? hurr

RedFox !FANATICibM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #75,063

@previous (A)
no
everywhere
like so

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,073

@previous (RedFox !FANATICibM)
I like you so much fox.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,108

@OP

If this is who I think It is. I'm lolling so hard right now.

If not, My bad.

Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,113

> don't know what to do.

Cut yourself whenever it hurts.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,132

@previous (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)
Leonidas: Expert advice expert.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,135

This is what your topic looks like.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,139

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,142

It obvious what you need to do, win her back!

Get a bus to her town dipshit.

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,152

> internet girlfriend

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,155

@75,142 (U)
Could you do the same if it was your real life gf who broke up with you? But you had an arguement, and she blocked you on facebook, and then you sent a text saying sorry and she unblocked you on facebook and then you drink some sprite?

!khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,157

@previous (W)

Am yes?

RedFox !FANATICibM replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #75,226

@75,073 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Sweet