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Topic: Tonight's delicious dinner.

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY started this discussion 11 years ago #41,824

I bought some fresh red kidney beans at the local market, as well as something special from a local woman. She takes 酸菜 (do not know the English name, but translates to "sour vegetable" in Chinese), which she pickles with spices, herbs, and chili peppers: delicious. I cook them both together with some fresh onion, some local aged vinegar, a dash of soy sauce, and a dash of red wine. Wonderful! What is your dinner/lunch today, fora?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #555,722

I'm not sure yet but I know it won't be cooked in reused oil taken from the sewer containing human fecal matter

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #555,723

@previous (B)
Hi, angry anon! Look everyone! The angry anon is muttering to himself passive-aggressively, repeating the same old crap from ten years ago over and over, like some angry hillbilly in an Evolution class!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #555,735

Deluxe microwave pizzas, with some of the genuine Walmart tea I was gloating about earlier.

Feel free to vent your jealousy.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #555,738

Pot noodles.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #555,741

@555,723 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Fine. I'll be eating carrots and hummus as I'm going full vegi for a monthin an effort to iimprove my general health

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #555,742

@previous (B)
That is good. Do you think that meat is always unhealthy though?

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #555,743

@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
I believe too much meat, like 3 times a day is unhealthy. My real problem is that I drink too much beer and take too much cocaine.

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 36 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #555,744

@previous (B)
Well, at least the cocaine explains your behavior here.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #555,750

@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)

> Well, at least the cocaine explains your behavior here.

What explains your stupidity?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #555,753

@previous (E)
Cocaine.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #555,754

@previous (F)
Matt can't handle cocaine, I think its the sewage oil of China.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #555,755

@555,750 (E)
Alcohol and pain-killers.

dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,789

> 酸菜
Isn't that Napa cabbage??

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,790

@previous (dw)
Is it?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,791

it's not my turn to cook dinner
we're running out of a lot of groceries though so it's probs gonna be rosti or pasta or rice

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,799

@OP

https://translate.google.com/?source=osdd#auto/en/%E9%85%B8%E8%8F%9C

Is sauerkraut a type of fish?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,805

Can't you just instagram every meal you eat like a normal shithead, instead of taking it to a whole new level of shithead by typing out every fucking detail of every fucking meal?

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,806

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
May I ask why others' meals make you so angry?

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,812

@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
May I ask why you're a fucking idiot?

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 25 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,814

@previous (E)
I am not. Thanks.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,818

@555,806 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
It's you, shoving all of your meals in our face like anyone cares. Your like one of those annoying people who takes a picture of every meal and posts it on the internet, but instead of following the old mantra that a picture is worth a thousand words, you actually type out the thousands words. I would actually be relieved if you just posted a picture of the meal.

No one wants to know every detail of your life, Matt. You post everything here and then wonder why you have stalkers.

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,819

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
To the contrary, many posters here, including Becky and Meta the mods, have told me that they enjoy my food posts. You are just angry.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,828

I do not believe you are having just a dash of red wine, lol

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,830

@555,814 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
I'm sure many people beg to differ on your stupidity..

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,831

@555,828 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Only a dash went into the dinner lol. The rest went into me!

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 37 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,832

@555,819 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
I do enjoy a good post now and then. You've turned what could've been a good thing into shtick.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,833

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Broseph, do you want to start a Minichan book club?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,835

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Harley, Abby, and Carebear seemed to be the only avid readers here, and they all left. Do you want to start a book club?

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,838

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I am an avid reader. I would like this.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,840

@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
You go ahead and start it, then. I'd rather you be in charge of picking the books.

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,841

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Ok, shall we begin with Plato's "The Trial of Socrates"?

Marsden William "Bill" Miller joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 26 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,842

@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Shtick

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,843

@previous (Marsden William "Bill" Miller)
Fuck off. Join the book club or not.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 54 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,845

@555,841 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Sure, I've already got all of Plato's works on my Kindle anyway.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,859

popeyes

dw replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,889

@555,790 (A)
I searched Google Images for that word and it came up with a bunch of pics of napa cabbage

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,932

Roast pepper pasta bake but I'm having a lot of trouble swallowing so I had to leave most of it

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,935

MMM

BEANS AND ONIONS

TRULY A MEAL FIT FOR A KING!! go fuck yourself

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,936

I embraced my inner American and had a burger.

For the full USAmerican experience, I did this whilst reciting bible passages and firing a pistol into the air.

Anonymous O replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,937

@555,723 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)

> Hi, angry anon! Look everyone! The angry anon is muttering to himself passive-aggressively, repeating the same old crap from ten years ago over and over, like some angry hillbilly in an Evolution class!

i dont understand how you havent already realized that nobody likes you (except for green though your relationship has been strained for months), and that you cannot cook for fucking shit. though ill say at least your business hasn't failed yet! but thats partially to do with the fact that nobody cares

by the way fuckhead, "酸菜" translates to "suan cai" or "chinese sauerkraut"- beans and cabbage!!! yum yum, you would have known this already but you didn't because you cant cook for shit

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,987

some delicious ass baked porkchops, mac n cheese and probably later tonight ill make a microwave chinese thing
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