Topic: Is pee a good lubricant?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #41,770
Like in the instance a male-to-female transsexual undergoing sexual reassignment surgery. Vaginae crafted from a vaginoplasty cannot self-lubricate, but this had me wondering, what if they just peed right before sex and their partner was into that?
Would urine make for a good substitute?
Would urine make for a good substitute?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #554,936
Tears are better
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,045
@OP
It'll do in a pinch, but it's really not oily enough to provide a lot of lubrication. Saliva works pretty well. Maybe just some oral sex beforehand?
It'll do in a pinch, but it's really not oily enough to provide a lot of lubrication. Saliva works pretty well. Maybe just some oral sex beforehand?
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,047
> undergoing sexual reassignment surgery
why are they having sex in the middle of the operation?
why are they having sex in the middle of the operation?
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,049
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
There are a number of surgeries done in different stages. So either OP is referring to undergoing the whole process or just has a weird fetish and a doctor willing to go along with it.
There are a number of surgeries done in different stages. So either OP is referring to undergoing the whole process or just has a weird fetish and a doctor willing to go along with it.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,052
OP Question got me to thinking as Engineer I am.
So they have implanted Insulin pumps. Wood be simple enough to design it to load it up externally with a decent lube and sensors implanted with bluetooth could get pump to inject lube in sufficient amounts including the infamous squirts.
So they have implanted Insulin pumps. Wood be simple enough to design it to load it up externally with a decent lube and sensors implanted with bluetooth could get pump to inject lube in sufficient amounts including the infamous squirts.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 30 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,053
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,074
@555,052 (Syntax)
> OP Question got me to thinking as Engineer I am.
> So they have implanted Insulin pumps. Wood be simple enough to design it to load it up externally with a decent lube and sensors implanted with bluetooth could get pump to inject lube in sufficient amounts including the infamous squirts.
once again syntax has absolutely no clue about the topic being discussed and instead ops to post more illegible gibberish
> OP Question got me to thinking as Engineer I am.
> So they have implanted Insulin pumps. Wood be simple enough to design it to load it up externally with a decent lube and sensors implanted with bluetooth could get pump to inject lube in sufficient amounts including the infamous squirts.
once again syntax has absolutely no clue about the topic being discussed and instead ops to post more illegible gibberish
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,076
That thread is the exclusive property of simblog.me/forum.
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,079
@555,074 (G)
Well OP asked a dumb question. Pee of course wood make a horrid lubricant.
My solution wood solve OP problem.
Well OP asked a dumb question. Pee of course wood make a horrid lubricant.
My solution wood solve OP problem.
Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,088
@previous (Syntax)
> Well OP asked a dumb question. Pee of course wood make a horrid lubricant.
>
> My solution wood solve OP problem.
once again, syntax cannot read at all
NOPE NOPE NOPE
NOT 1 BIT!
"insulin pumps" dont have a goddamn thing to do with the thread
> Well OP asked a dumb question. Pee of course wood make a horrid lubricant.
>
> My solution wood solve OP problem.
once again, syntax cannot read at all
NOPE NOPE NOPE
NOT 1 BIT!
"insulin pumps" dont have a goddamn thing to do with the thread
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Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,091
@previous (G)
Again I suggested an Engineering solution to the topic.
My suggestion is a new design for implanted pump to deliver to target the lube required. Simple enough. Its even possible a insulin pump could do the job, with modified sensors.
Again I suggested an Engineering solution to the topic.
My suggestion is a new design for implanted pump to deliver to target the lube required. Simple enough. Its even possible a insulin pump could do the job, with modified sensors.
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,093
No it isnt. Neither is water or spit
Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 10 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,094
@555,091 (Syntax)
> Again I suggested an Engineering solution to the topic.
>
heres an engineering solution: buy a gun and kill yourself
> Again I suggested an Engineering solution to the topic.
>
heres an engineering solution: buy a gun and kill yourself
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,113
@previous (G)
Cannot do that as it wood make you happy n I R not in business to do such.
AND your rants r off topic cause you do not recognize a quality engineering solution to the problem
Bet Kook wood agree re wot I think wood work
Cannot do that as it wood make you happy n I R not in business to do such.
AND your rants r off topic cause you do not recognize a quality engineering solution to the problem
Bet Kook wood agree re wot I think wood work
Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,117
@previous (Syntax)
> Cannot do that as it wood make you happy n I R not in business to do such.
> AND your rants r off topic cause you do not recognize a quality engineering solution to the problem
> Bet Kook wood agree re wot I think wood work
how are they off topic? ive made two different ones, why are you continuing to dodge the question and make up excuses as to why you cannot answer them?
i dont understand why this is so difficult for you, you worked for QUALLCOMMM!
> Cannot do that as it wood make you happy n I R not in business to do such.
> AND your rants r off topic cause you do not recognize a quality engineering solution to the problem
> Bet Kook wood agree re wot I think wood work
how are they off topic? ive made two different ones, why are you continuing to dodge the question and make up excuses as to why you cannot answer them?
i dont understand why this is so difficult for you, you worked for QUALLCOMMM!
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,121
Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 56 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,124
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,126
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,127
@555,117 (G)
A Reminder the Topic and threads should relate2 topic - Topic is
> Is pee a good lubricant?
Even a boring dumb as fuck anon as U should no the answer and provide a suggested how to solve this
I did n U did not - Don't like my solution I suggest you stay on topic and give your own opinion
@555,121 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
> You are boring.
And just plain Dumb as fuck Stupid
A Reminder the Topic and threads should relate2 topic - Topic is
> Is pee a good lubricant?
Even a boring dumb as fuck anon as U should no the answer and provide a suggested how to solve this
I did n U did not - Don't like my solution I suggest you stay on topic and give your own opinion
@555,121 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
> You are boring.
And just plain Dumb as fuck Stupid
Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 59 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,128
@previous (Syntax)
>
> And just plain Dumb as fuck Stupid
not as stupid as you, I dont have dyslexia! answer the questions you dumb old fuck, you obviously cannot read.
>
> And just plain Dumb as fuck Stupid
not as stupid as you, I dont have dyslexia! answer the questions you dumb old fuck, you obviously cannot read.
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Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,130
@previous (G)
I am heading over to TC 2C if you are smart enough to play by the rules. Otherwise I will spend some quality time reading Huffington and try to stay up with UK stuff
I am heading over to TC 2C if you are smart enough to play by the rules. Otherwise I will spend some quality time reading Huffington and try to stay up with UK stuff
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,144
> heres an engineering solution: buy a gun and kill yourself
I actually got a chuckle out of that.
I actually got a chuckle out of that.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,226
@555,094 (G)
No, an engineering solution would be modifying a shampoo dispenser to dispense agent orange. What you've just described is an executive solution.
No, an engineering solution would be modifying a shampoo dispenser to dispense agent orange. What you've just described is an executive solution.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 years later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #999,518
good question
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #999,520
Neovaginas start to produce their own lubricant once bacterial infection sets in. Thanks.