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Topic: UK General Election thread

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx started this discussion 11 years ago #41,763

Who did you vote for, my fellow UKenglish?

And what are your predictions on the outcome? By far the leading prediction seems to be that neither Labour or the Conservatives will get a majority on their own, but beyond that things are rather unclear.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #554,871

i tried to follow UK politics, but turns out it's not like game of thrones at all.
probably no one is even going to murder the new baby king

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 36 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #554,880

Important election update: I have just voted! For the Conservative candidate, specifically. My reasoning being that, to me, a Conservative-led majority would appear to be the best outcome (except if UKIP are in it). Also, it was between the Lib Dems and Tories in my constituency anyway.

Here are some fun government building games. You can create your own ideal government before the real result disappoints you:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32336071

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11562365/Election-2015-Coalition-Builder-pick-your-own-government.html

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #554,884

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
god damn, the nazi's are pretty aggressive in that game. how the fuck do you save france?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #554,885

@previous (squeegee)
u wot m8

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,906

I voted Conservative too, but there will most likely be Labour minority government.

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 47 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,933

Externally hosted imageLib Dems, naturally.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,938

I had to leave my area so I can't vote :(

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,939

This thing is pretty cool. It asks your opinions on the main issues and creates a pie chart based on how your opinions correspond to the major parties. So it might rate you as mostly agreeing with Labour, with some minor agreement with other parties. You can also compare how you correspond to the parties to how your local area corresponds overall.

https://verto.vote/independent

I'll maybe post mine later, though when I tired earlier, the pie chart was mostly Lib Dem yellow, and not very Conservative blue. :')

@554,933 (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
@554,906 (C)
Do you guys know what the expected outcomes are in your constituencies?

In mine, it's seemingly just between the Lib Dems and the Tories.

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,940

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Where I live is a safe seat for the Tories, only the Lib Dems could possibly pose a challenge. Labour got 10% of the vote here last year, Libs 30% and Tories 48%.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,941

@previous (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
Where I am, last time the Tories were only ahead of the Lib Dems by 66 votes.

A (supposedly) very refined prediction map put the conservative candidate here as effectively having a 100% chance of winning, but I'm not so sure.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,943

UKIP ofc

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,945

*UKCornwelsh

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,947

@554,943 (F)
They in with a chance of winning where you are?

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,953

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
No, but I'm not a tatical voter. I vote based on the party I currently feel represents me the most.

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,059

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32633099

Exit poll puts Tories close to majority

The Conservatives are set to be the largest party in the Commons but just short of a majority, according to the general election exit poll. The survey taken at polling stations across the UK suggests the Tories will get 316 MPs to Labour's 239 when all the results have been counted.
It suggests the Lib Dems will get 10 MPs, the SNP 58, Plaid Cymru 4, UKIP 2 and the Greens two.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,061

Looks like it might be another tory libdem government which isn't too bad.Could be a nnightmare of labour snp

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,062

@previous (H)
So that means Brits stay in Eu? or?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,068

@previous (Syntax)

> So that means Brits stay in Eu? or?

i see syntax is still clueless as ever

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,070

@555,062 (Syntax)
Shut up you old geezer. I thought you know everything and always have an opinion on everything the uk does past and present so you tell me what happens next?

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,072

@previous (H)

> Shut up you old geezer. I thought you know everything and always have an opinion on everything the uk does past and present so you tell me what happens next?

he will just look it up on google or wikipedia

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,073

UKIP SURGE... UKIP ARE THIRD LARGEST PARTY

Anonymous H double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,075

Jesus... i hate labour and their stupid voters.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,086

@555,070 (H)

> Shut up you old geezer. I thought you know everything and always have an opinion on everything the uk does past and present so you tell me what happens next?

Where did I SAY I had any expertise on UK Politics? In a way I wish I did so I could bet on the outcome.

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 37 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,087

@previous (Syntax)

> > Shut up you old geezer. I thought you know everything and always have an opinion on everything the uk does past and present so you tell me what happens next?
>
> Where did I SAY I had any expertise on UK Politics? In a way I wish I did so I could bet on the outcome.


shut up you old faggot, everyone hates you

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,095

@555,059 (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
Unexpected! Think it's on-target? The opinions polls were painting a very different picture.

@555,073 (H)
Not many seats, though. But yes, it's pretty significant for what it is.

@555,062 (Syntax)
Tories have been pushing for a referendum on the matter. So that's still uncertain,

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,101

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> The opinions polls were painting a very different picture.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shy_Tory_Factor :D

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,107

@previous (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
Ah yes, Channel 4's coverage mentioned that.

But, damlol, the Tories must have the low-confidence vote cornered.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,111

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

A minority gov with 316 seats, it would be difficult to bring him down

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,116

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Plus, if the opinion poll were completely accurate, he could join with the Lib Dems to get a legit majority.

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,141

I'm going to sleep, and hope I wake up to find that exit poll was horribly wrong.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,151

@554,871 (squeegee)
lol

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,276

Just read the current results. Fuck. Lib Dems lost 46 seats, gained none, held 8. Tories on course for majority. Labour not doing too well. Oh well, at least UKIP only got a laughable 1 seat.

Still only 619 of 650 seats declared, mind.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,277

@previous (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)

Bbc predicting small majority for Cameron

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,290

It's a shame Nigel Farage couldn't get a seat but great news having seen labour blown the fuck out, hoping red Ed quits

DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,292

Sad times for Nigel Farage :(

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 11 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,295

@555,290 (H)
Miliband just resigned, an hour or so after Clegg.

Of all the people Ed could've chosen to replace himself as leader of Labour... he picked Harriet Harman. The party's just done, unless something magical happens in the next five years, or they realise they lost because they've massively alienated their left-wing, working class support base, and do something to turn that around.

Disappointing results in general, but on the positive side: UKIP only got one seat, lost their 2nd, Greens managed to keep Lucas in Brighton, George Galloway ("Respect") was beaten by Labour, and the Lib Dems somehow kept 8 of their seats (I guess that's a victory).

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,296

Oh, and the bit I like the most: the BNP went from 339 candidates in 2010, to 8 candidates in this election. They got 563,743 votes in 2010, and a pathetic 1,667 votes today.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/general-election-2015-the-bnp-has-almost-vanished-from-british-politics-10176194.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_National_Party_election_results#General_election.2C_7_May_2015

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,317

I FORGOT TO VOTE THIS IS TERRIBLE

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,318

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Pakistan is not having an election right now.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,320

@previous (G)
I have British citizenship, not Pakistani. I haven't actually ever set a foot in Pakistan - my grandparents nearly died during partition.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,323

UK politics make no sense so I voted UKIP.

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,326

@555,320 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
So you admit that you are Pakistani, and not Indian, in ethnicity?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,328

@previous (G)
... I'm Indian, Matt.

ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 11 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,329

@555,326 (G)
It's actually the same. Before the British fucked up the area they all lived togther quite well

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,399

Pretty happy with the result, myself. Think a Tory majority should carry us forward well enough.

Will be very interesting when he does that EU referendum later, certainly.

@555,296 (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
Agreed, great news.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,403

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You in favor of departing Eu or?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,405

@previous (Syntax)
No. I think that I would vote against leaving.

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,430

@555,399 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I have mixed feelings. Pretty disappointed. At the very least, I wanted another Lib Dem/Tory coalition. So many things were blocked by the Lib Dems last time that I fear will resurface now there's a Tory majority – the Snooper's Charter (blocked by the Libs), at-will employment (i.e. employers can fire you at any time, for any reason – blocked, thankfully, by the Libs), scrapping the Human Rights Act (again – blocked), privatising motorways (because privatised railways were such a success...), for-profit State schools, and a million other tiny things I can't think of right now.

I'm OK with how they've handled the economy, happy about gay marriage, their general attitude towards small businesses, lower taxes, etc., but the idea of an unadulterated Tory government for 5 years is unsettling to me. :(

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,453

@555,403 (Syntax)

> You in favor of departing Eu or?

try departing life you old faggot

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,458

@previous (J)
Somewhat disproportionate retribution, there.

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,475

Externally hosted image@555,453 (J)

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,481

@555,062 (Syntax)
Is the EU a 15 minute drive from you?

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,507

I voted UKIP of course. I'm just glad that labour didn't win though.

Anonymous O replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,512

@previous (P)
Why are you such an intolerant racist bigot?

Anonymous P replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,517

@previous (O)
> _>

Anonymous O replied with this 11 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,518

@previous (P)
Islamophobe.

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #555,522

@555,458 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

> Somewhat disproportionate retribution, there.

you have to work with what you're given
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