Minichan

Topic: Good news, fora! I have a date tonight!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 11 years ago #41,749

Please give me your best dating tips ITT.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #554,705

Make sure she doesn't have an Adams apple.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #554,708

Rape him.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #554,711

look her in the eyes when you're fucking her. if she won't look at you, tell her to.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #554,713

Bring a patch kit in case she deflates.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #554,714

Send her (or him) here. She (or he) will be highly impressed with the high caliber of your internet social group, and will gain considerable respect for you.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #554,716

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Good idea. I will wear my minichan fedora and carry my.minichan lunch box. She will be so impressed.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #554,718

fuck a shit up his ass, then eat it

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #554,721

I hope she is Jewish.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #554,722

@previous (I)
She, in fact, is!

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #554,724

@554,711 (squeegee)

This

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh... Look her in her sheet hole then.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #554,725

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
antisemitism

hamfist !t5TYQ9eJPs joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #554,726

don't rape

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #554,727

@554,725 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Do u deny

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #554,730

@554,726 (hamfist !t5TYQ9eJPs)
Thanks, i needed to be told that.
@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Yes. The "fucking through a hole in the sheet" thing is an old rumor that has no basis in reality.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #554,731

@554,722 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Were you specifically looking for a Jewish girl?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #554,732

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
No, I was specifically looking for any woman who would talk to me irl. And she did!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #554,735

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Good for you!

I was just curious if that was important to you. Her also being Jewish, I mean.

Marsden William "Bill" Miller joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #554,736

I am proud of you.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #554,740

@554,735 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
It's important for my mom, but I dont really care too much. Though if you marry a nonjew, even if they aren't that religious, there's always the chance that down the road when you have kids, they will want to raise them christian and not jewish. Then you're kinda in a tough spot. Which is why jews tend to marry other jews. The worst that happens is they raise the kids to be more jewish than you'd want, but at no point are you giving up your cultural identity.

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #554,741

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Right, I thought I'd heard that was a thing with Jewish families, but I wasn't sure.

Anyway, I still highly recommend bringing her here for a visit. When she sees that you associate with prestigious gentlemen such as Syntax or Green, she'll know you're a man of worth.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #554,742

@554,736 (Marsden William "Bill" Miller)
Thanks bud!
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Ok, I will be sure to do that because there is no way that could go poorly. This fora loves jews, and treats women respectfully.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #554,744

@554,730 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)


Well I know a certain sheet with a hole who is very hurt by what you just said

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,749

@554,741 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> Anyway, I still highly recommend bringing her here for a visit. When she sees that you associate with prestigious gentlemen such as Syntax or Green, she'll know you're a man of worth.

LOLOLOLOLOL

PS: I avoided dating Jewish girls. Did and have some sad feelings about the last one I dated. Super Girl but that religion made me end the relationship.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,757

@previous (Syntax)
Cool story bruh

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 39 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,769

@554,714 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Taking a tip from my book.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,804

who with? details!

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,807

get them into a skype chat and have your friends send them a picture of your nipple

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,812

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
No not again
@554,804 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Some lady who talked to me on the subway

Update: she never texted me back so either I wrote her number down wrong or she wasn't actually free tonight. I will let you all know what happens when there's an update.

Marsden William "Bill" Miller joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,815

@554,749 (Syntax)
Kill yourself

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,822

@554,812 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Or she gave u fake digits

It happens

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU double-posted this 11 years ago, 15 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,823

I hope not tho

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,824

@554,812 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Dates grate

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,825

@554,822 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Yeah but seeing as she went out of her way to talk to me I don't think that's super likely? Idk. It would be one thing if I were the one initiating and she just wanted me to go away so she gave me a fake number. I'll let this play out more before coming to a conclusion.

@previous (R)
Thanks anon r. You always were my favorite letter anon.

Marsden William "Bill" Miller replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,826

@554,812 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
<3

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,888

@554,812 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Aw. I'm sorry to hear that.

Hope things work out for you, bud.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,992

@554,812 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
awww mark

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,993

@554,825 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
awwwww, that sucks

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,997

@554,825 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Or consider this. She could be the worst of all Jewish Girls aka Jewish American Princess.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,011

@554,992 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
@554,993 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
@554,993 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
lol

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,022

@554,992 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
@554,993 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
Thanks buds.
@554,997 (Syntax)
Yeah that's true but I'd rather go on a date and find that out than not go on a date.
@previous (S)
Don't lol that is pretty rude

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous S replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #555,030

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lololol
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