Topic: what do SJWs and bad antivirus software have in common?
squeegee started this discussion 11 years ago #41,699
they are both triggered by everything.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 54 minutes later[^] [v] #554,064
you can set exceptions in most anti-virus software though
a better punchline would be "neither of them work"
a better punchline would be "neither of them work"
vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #554,069
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #554,080
@554,064 (B)
i dunno, i think it's funnier this way. and the punchline ties in with it being antivirus software.
with your punchline you might as well not bother using antivirus software in the joke
i dunno, i think it's funnier this way. and the punchline ties in with it being antivirus software.
with your punchline you might as well not bother using antivirus software in the joke
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #554,083
They consume your system's resources so much that you stop enjoying anything.
vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #554,084
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #554,086
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #554,099
vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #554,101
hamfist !t5TYQ9eJPs joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,107
*me and my sjw biker crew circle around you in our harleys whipping you with chains*
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,108
vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,110
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 27 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,111
@554,099 (B)
how would you know
did you read their minds
@554,101 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
What is the craziest SJW thing you've ever seen on Tumblr?
how would you know
did you read their minds
@554,101 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
What is the craziest SJW thing you've ever seen on Tumblr?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,114
@554,107 (hamfist !t5TYQ9eJPs)
I dunno, SJWs probably view bikers as "problematic".
They would more likely surround you while waving placards and shouting about you being a racist shitlord.
I dunno, SJWs probably view bikers as "problematic".
They would more likely surround you while waving placards and shouting about you being a racist shitlord.
hamfist !t5TYQ9eJPs replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,118
vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,124
@554,111 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
there was a tumblr post making the rounds, it's paraphrased and was about one big name user in particular who i'd never interacted with so excuse the fine details but its something like this:
and someone who matched that description fuckin' FLIPPED their shit going on about "what if that person has narcissism????? youre fucking ableist, kys" like, being narcissistic and having a personality disorder means y'all should be worshipped. later on i found out that person has a decent amount of headmates or alters, or whatever they wanted to call them at the moment and actually believed they could like, switch bodies w/ people w/ some kind of religious talk. and normally with shit like that id be like, "okay this is probably a troll" but the user in question was an ex of mine
like ive gotten PMs from mods (becky) asking if i was trolling because apparently the stuff im sayin on here is trollish but holy shit, it could be worse. it could be so, so much worse.
> edit: fixed some formatting
there was a tumblr post making the rounds, it's paraphrased and was about one big name user in particular who i'd never interacted with so excuse the fine details but its something like this:
some masculine white person with blue hair and an undercut: im royalty...... uwu worship me
me: ...........anyways
me: ...........anyways
and someone who matched that description fuckin' FLIPPED their shit going on about "what if that person has narcissism????? youre fucking ableist, kys" like, being narcissistic and having a personality disorder means y'all should be worshipped. later on i found out that person has a decent amount of headmates or alters, or whatever they wanted to call them at the moment and actually believed they could like, switch bodies w/ people w/ some kind of religious talk. and normally with shit like that id be like, "okay this is probably a troll" but the user in question was an ex of mine
like ive gotten PMs from mods (becky) asking if i was trolling because apparently the stuff im sayin on here is trollish but holy shit, it could be worse. it could be so, so much worse.
> edit: fixed some formatting
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,130
@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
wow. That's pretty incredible.
I think it's safe to say you dodged a bullet, there. They might've tried to steal your body.
wow. That's pretty incredible.
I think it's safe to say you dodged a bullet, there. They might've tried to steal your body.
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,134
vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,135
@554,130 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
like i deal with a lotta shit in the circle of tumblr users i follow
like i dont fuckin care if ur ass-kin or a multiple system whatever as long as ya arent hurtin people
im just there for amusing posts and cool artists
but holy SHIT i absolutely dodged a bullet
like i deal with a lotta shit in the circle of tumblr users i follow
like i dont fuckin care if ur ass-kin or a multiple system whatever as long as ya arent hurtin people
im just there for amusing posts and cool artists
but holy SHIT i absolutely dodged a bullet
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,138
@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
> like i deal with a lotta shit in the circle of tumblr users i follow
> like i dont fuckin care if ur ass-kin or a multiple system whatever as long as ya arent hurtin people
> im just there for amusing posts and cool artists
>
> but holy SHIT i absolutely dodged a bullet
i had a tumblr ages ago apparently you cant delete them so i just kinda stopped updating but i still get emails daily from people that follow me
why would they not have that as an option? its fuckin dumb, or maybe there is and im just not seeing it
> like i deal with a lotta shit in the circle of tumblr users i follow
> like i dont fuckin care if ur ass-kin or a multiple system whatever as long as ya arent hurtin people
> im just there for amusing posts and cool artists
>
> but holy SHIT i absolutely dodged a bullet
i had a tumblr ages ago apparently you cant delete them so i just kinda stopped updating but i still get emails daily from people that follow me
why would they not have that as an option? its fuckin dumb, or maybe there is and im just not seeing it
vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,139
@previous (B)
if you remember the log in you can go to settings -> account. there's a button at the bottom of that page.
> edit: https://www.tumblr.com/account/delete
Theres ur link mate
if you remember the log in you can go to settings -> account. there's a button at the bottom of that page.
> edit: https://www.tumblr.com/account/delete
Theres ur link mate
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kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,141
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,144
@554,134 (B)
but i don't think that everyone on minichan posted saying that they prefer your version of the joke though
but i don't think that everyone on minichan posted saying that they prefer your version of the joke though
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,194
they are both susceptible to bloat
vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,204
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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 57 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,221
vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,225
@554,208 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
yes
back in the day black holes were scientific enigma and theyre like "fuck, instead of nothing lets have it be a TONNA shit. just like, so much shit. packed really closely together jesus dick"
yes
back in the day black holes were scientific enigma and theyre like "fuck, instead of nothing lets have it be a TONNA shit. just like, so much shit. packed really closely together jesus dick"
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #554,232
Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #554,631
What happens when they're triggered by trigger warnings? Does it cause a division by zero error and then the SJW force closes?