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Minichan

Topic: attn atheists of minichan

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #41,640

if coffee is a diuretic why does it dehydrate you at the same time....

checkmate atheists


god is real and his glory is great

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #553,326

Bongee!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,329

If god created the heavens and the earth, who created god?

Checkmate stupid fuck.....

Oh, wait.... He was always here right?

Dumbass

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,330

@553,326 (B)
It's a nickname so it's ok.

Green double-posted this 11 years ago, 45 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,331

@553,329 (C)
God created a robot to go back in time and create him.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,334

@previous (Green)

Then if god created the robot, then who created god so he could create the robot?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 12 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,335

@553,329 (C)
>
> Oh, wait.... He was always here right?
>
> Dumbass

this is a good post because not only did you answer your own question you insulted yourself

owned like a lil bitch

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,336

@553,331 (Green)

> God created a robot to go back in time and create him.

thats right, the t-420 was sent back in time to protect jesus

but jesus had to die because it was the prophecy

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,339

@553,335 (A)
But you haven't answered my question. Just like a christian, you assholes always avoid the big question.

I'll type it slow, and in capital letters so you can understand me better....

IF......

GOD.....

CREATED......

THE....

HEAVENS....

AND....

THE....

EARTH.....,

WHO....

CREATED....

GOD?????

Anonymous C double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,341

@553,336 (A)

> but jesus had to die because it was the prophecy

god was a pussy since he sent his so called bastard son to die for him....

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,342

@553,339 (C)
If you must know? I can provide you with the most objective up to date answer as to

WHO...

CREATED...

GOD????

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 53 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,343

@553,339 (C)

> But you haven't answered my question.

are you a fucking retard? i didnt need to because you answered it for yourself

see: @553,335 (A)

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,345

@previous (A)

> > But you haven't answered my question.
>
> are you a fucking retard? i didnt need to because you answered it for yourself
>
> see: @553,335 (A)

But you still fail to provide proof you fucking moron..

FACTS FACTS FACTS

I WANT FUCKING FACTS AND PROOF, NOT YOUR FAITH AND HOPE, AND WHAT YOU READ FROM THE FUCKING BOOK OF LIES

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,347

@previous (C)

> > > But you haven't answered my question.
> >
> > are you a fucking retard? i didnt need to because you answered it for yourself
> >
> > see: @553,335 (A)
>
> But you still fail to provide proof you fucking moron..
>
> FACTS FACTS FACTS
>
> I WANT FUCKING FACTS AND PROOF, NOT YOUR FAITH AND HOPE, AND WHAT YOU READ FROM THE FUCKING BOOK OF LIES

why are you so mad? theres nothing to be upset about

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,357

@previous (A)

Ahh, but once again... You fail to list any kind of actual fact.

So just like your other idiotic thread you made, all of your arguments are now invalid.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,359

@previous (C)

> Ahh, but once again... You fail to list any kind of actual fact.
>
> So just like your other idiotic thread you made, all of your arguments are now invalid.

why dont you answer the question? why are you so mad?

you say i didnt answer the question yet its already been answered

perhaps you should make a thread about just how angry you really are

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 0 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,360

God is just one of the first (and most powerful) tulpas.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,371

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
God the very idea that fairy tales such as the 1000's Gods n Goddess that Rome and Greece and native tribes of earth created - get boiled down to just one God.

Pure fucking arrogance.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 41 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,373

@previous (Syntax)

> God the very idea that fairy tales such as the 1000's Gods n Goddess that Rome and Greece and native tribes of earth created - get boiled down to just one God.
>
> Pure fucking arrogance.

gg fake syntax

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,376

@previous (A)
Wot? Not fake

Also in the previous thread I put up the Tooth Fairy as an example of Fairy Tale.

Tooth Fairy and God are equally valid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61HW8uxzEZs

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,378

@553,334 (C)
The robot created God so that God could create the robot that would go back in time to create God.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #553,379

@553,376 (Syntax)

> Wot? Not fake
>
> Also in the previous thread I put up the Tooth Fairy as an example of Fairy Tale.
>
> Tooth Fairy and God are equally valid
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61HW8uxzEZs

im saying you are fake, you aren't the real syntax, the real syntax wouldn't have thought twice to capitalize anything, not only that but this is a jew free zone, go kill some children, heeb.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #553,387

@previous (A)
> not only that but this is a jew free zone, go kill some children, heeb.

Jew free zone?????????

Never 4get Your Jesus was a Jew. A Piss poor Jew who at best made coffins n crosses but never the less a Piss Poor Jew.

And speaking of Jesus. Notice in photo of last supper Jesus is surrounded by only Men. Ur Jesus was based on most accounts a Gay Jesus.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #553,391

@previous (Syntax)

> >not only that but this is a jew free zone, go kill some children, heeb.
>
> Jew free zone?????????
>
> Never 4get Your Jesus was a Jew. A Piss poor Jew who at best made coffins n crosses but never the less a Piss Poor Jew.
>
> And speaking of Jesus. Notice in photo of last supper Jesus is surrounded by only Men. Ur Jesus was based on most accounts a Gay Jesus.

FUCK OFF KIKE

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #553,393

@previous (A)
> > Never 4get Your Jesus was a Jew. A Piss poor Jew

lolololol

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #553,395

@553,387 (Syntax)
> all this coming from a jew

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #553,396

@553,387 (Syntax)

> >not only that but this is a jew free zone, go kill some children, heeb.
>
> Jew free zone?????????
>
> Never 4get Your Jesus was a Jew.

bethlehem is actually palestinian territory, you would know this if you bothered to look at any map of that area before the 50's, which is surprising that you havent because you are 114 years old

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #553,398

@553,395 (Green)
er not really. At age 12/13 I said by by to such religion.
Last nite dinner with friends and we ordered a mass of Crab Legs n Shrimp Oysters Clams Mussels and Sushi.
I just cannot fathom any religion that does not allow Lobster n Crabs n Pulled Pork Bacon or Carnitas

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #553,400

@previous (Syntax)
Good for you then!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #553,403

@553,342 (E)

> WHO...
>
> CREATED...
>
> GOD????

Super God.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #553,405

@553,339 (C)
*mumbles something about God being eternal*

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #553,406

@553,396 (A)
Looking this up for you. Your Leadership says this about Jesus.

If Jesus was a Jew, why are we Catholic?


Answer

The term Jew is used in at least two senses in Scripture: to refer to those who are ethnically Jews and to those who are religiously Jews. Jesus was a Jew in both senses. In fact, he completed the Jewish religion by serving as the Messiah (Christ) whom the prophets had long foretold.

The completed form of the Jewish religion is known as Christianity, and its adherents are Christians or "followers of the Christ." Unfortunately, many people who were ethnically Jewish did not recognize Jesus’ role as Messiah and so did not accept Christianity, the completed form of Judaism. Instead, they stayed with a partial, incomplete form of Judaism. Other Jews (the apostles and their followers) did recognize that Jesus was the Messiah and embraced the new, completed form of Judaism.


http://www.catholic.com/quickquestions/if-jesus-was-a-jew-why-are-we-catholic

And Bethlehem is a Muslim Rag Head word
Hebrew: House of Bread"; Hebrew: בֵּית לֶחֶם‎ Bēṯ Leḥem Which pre dates Rag Head Muslims and for sure pre dates Romans
Old testament identifies it as the city David was from and where he was crowned as the king of Israel

Everyone Living in בֵּית לֶחֶם was Jewish
Its one reason Republicans who are mostly in touch with silly Christian fairy tale want to protect Israel - They accept selves as 2nd class Jews.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #553,407

@553,359 (A)

> why dont you answer the question? why are you so mad?

Still beating around the bush eh? You try to counter my question by asking your own.

If god has always been here, how did he come to be? Who created god?

Go ahead and not answer it by giving the same exact response you've been giving. You still have not given any viable facts that your god has always been here.

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #553,716

@553,329 (C)
How can he be created... if he's already here?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #553,726

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
By throwing multiple souls into a creepy puppet, I'd imagine.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #553,735

@553,407 (C)

> If god has always been here, how did he come to be? Who created god?

@553,716 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)

That's not based on any kind of fact though. If there really is a god, I want proven facts by my question I asked above.
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