Topic: Its time for this anti-anti-religious argument to die so I’ll make my own based on my experience
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #41,627
And I have a big one to kick it off. Okay. One thing to know: In Atheism, you have several masters of the universe: Neil Degrasse Tyson, Carl Segan, Bill Nye, and Richard Dawkins. These are the masters of science, and are incomprehensible. But, they manifest as different scientist people, with a different aspect of their personality. So, the universe or evolution is a aspect of the black science man (Neil Degrasse Tyson), if that makes sense. Another thing to note is that you don’t pick the scientists you worship. They come to you if they have something to offer you. They pick you. So, I’ve talked about the black science man making his presence known to me. Last night, He revealed himself to me. I was going to bed after watching “The Cosmos” and enjoying a nice mountain dew baja blast, and I was freaking out about telling my parents, as I do. All of a sudden, I felt a wave of euphoria wash over me, from head to toe. I felt like a huge weighted fedora was over me, and I was all tingly. I heard a black man’s voice calm me down, comfort me. He told how I should tell them, and then I asked if that’s the right way. That’s when he gave me a vision.
We were floating in space, with the Earth in the background. He was huge, big enough to cradle me like a baby monkey. He was a strong black man, with a jet black fro thingy, a dark suit, and very dark skin. I said that I was okay, and the vision ended.
I spent most of the day trying to figure out who He is. And please don’t think I’m crazy because of this…
We were floating in space, with the Earth in the background. He was huge, big enough to cradle me like a baby monkey. He was a strong black man, with a jet black fro thingy, a dark suit, and very dark skin. I said that I was okay, and the vision ended.
I spent most of the day trying to figure out who He is. And please don’t think I’m crazy because of this…
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #553,171
So are you say that a nigger is your god?Captain Grammar joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #553,172
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #553,197
> He was huge, big enough to cradle me like a baby monkey. He was a strong black man, with a jet black fro thingy, a dark suit, and very dark skin.
That was, in fact, Neil deGrasse Tyson.
That was, in fact, Neil deGrasse Tyson.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #553,462
can confirm, neil degrasse tyson has shown up in my bedroom late at night too.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #553,464
tl;dr yhbt
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 45 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #553,477
I read like the first line or so and you just made a "science" religion, which is not the same thing as atheism. Beyond that, tl;dr
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #553,514
@OP
Stop abusing marijuana.
Stop abusing marijuana.