kook !!mCVqftDha started this discussion 11 years ago#41,588
I really feel like it might belong to one of our posters but im not sure which.
So far, it talks about crippling social anxiety, Pokemon, femdom/tranvestitism and roomates.
This person is English speaking but not American and talks about drinking an energy drink called Lucozade.
Who is this fora?
TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#552,597
probably Fake Anon
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#552,598
I'm guessing that means Polish Weaboo
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#552,607
went to Asda, bought a chocolate cereal and Doritos, notice a litre of Lucozade for £1, might get some of that over the weekend. I try to eat healthy but when my roommates are around I get snacks that I can eat in my room without the need of the kitchen to prepare them. The Doritos were not even very satisfying.
Tried Reddit and Wizchan now that /r9k/ has gone to shit, neither place is for me, might grow into Wizchan in time but for now I will take myself to /brit/.
Suspended from university until after the trial
Again, nothing I can do about this until the time comes, I am going to be 25 when I finally receive my 4 year degree, pathetic, now this is assuming they let me back on the course. Two of my “friends” repeated years, that’s the only perk. Repeating the year is terrible, I will be losing a year of my life.
Eatintg jacket potatoes with tuna and coleslaw these days. It’s tasty, I like hot food but it’s not very filling. Had some junk food yesterday too, felt sick, I always forget but should keep me away for a week or so again at least.
Vodka is finished but coping better now.
Police have my laptoplaptop, phones and 3DS
Waiting game, I hear I am not getting it back until after the trial.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#552,610
Could it be Green's or maybe FractalDactyl's?
Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#552,611
I am a 24 year old British student
Handholdless, kissless virgin
I have little to no interests or hobbies
I am not notably attractive or intelligent
I have hove no social skills, I do not initiate conversations, I cannot carry a conversation and I have no friends.
I lucked out and lived with 2 female roommates last academic year, it was the greatest experience of my life, nothing happened, we barely spoke, but just being a part of their world was great. Unfortunately I got a little obsessive and insane, I did some terrible things that I am deeply ashamed of, I would hope to redeem myself and heal the hurt I cause but being the useless, worthless, sack of shit that I am, I know this is impossible.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^][v]#552,612
@previous (D)
Holy shit that is me!! (Minus the female roommates). I used to be pretty confident I had no Tulpæ but now I'm not so sure.
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#552,613
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#728,612
get nostalgic with a mongol
Anonymous H double-posted this 10 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#728,613
he even doest has to get angry
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#728,619
@728,609 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
This still isn't me fyi.
Mordor !n9PP8q5SP. replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#728,621
I lucked out and lived with 2 female roommates last academic year, it was the greatest experience of my life, nothing happened, we barely spoke, but just being a part of their world was great. Unfortunately I got a little obsessive and insane, I did some terrible things that I am deeply ashamed of, I would hope to redeem myself and heal the hurt I cause but being the useless, worthless, sack of shit that I am, I know this is impossible.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#728,738
> they want 5 years of employment history, problem there apart from that I’ve worked for less than 1 year in my entire life is that I sent them a fake CV > By popular request, a list of things I most hate about pakis > Got some more Hearthstone wins, 455+ wins with each class. > Begun downloading My Little Pony, say a review of a related comic book and I enjoyed the imagery. > no one who physically surrounds me understands my problems > Also his uncle or brother died, I told him that I didn’t care, it’s not like I knew him > Youngest sisters were mean to me again when I left me room. > A kind anon on /r9k/ gave me a code for £15 on Battle.net, I bought 10x booster packs for £3.99. It’s the nicest thing anyone has done for me in a long time, so long I can’t remember anything kinder > I dropped one of the yogurts since I chose not to collect a basket at the entrance, a woman picked it up for me, I thanked her, she responded. > 3 cups of green tea today. I love it, not the taste but having something warm to drink and it takes a while to consume, it’s comfy and takes me away from the hunger for a while.
PFFFTAHAHAHAHA
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 5 days later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#729,978
this is kind of depressing, i need to stop reading it. he's an obsessive tranny anorexic paki and it is really sad. Apparently he filmed his roommates shitting, lol.
Went into Burger King because I didn’t want to give money to the McDonalds franchise owner. I joined the queue, first time in a BK store, not familiar with the menu, it wasn’t clearly displayed so I panicked and left. Next I went to McDonalds, my pride wasn’t worth feeling the way I did, they had those self-order machines, I entered mine but at the end realised they took only cards, not cash, I was embarrassed and quickly left, felt everyone was looking at me even on the streets, had to move as quickly as possible. I walked back in the direction of the Burger King and decided to enter KFC, the shop was near empty and the menus clearly displayed. Placed my order with easy, a “Sizzler burger meal” iirc, it was tasty but small. The individual who served me was an Eastern European female and all the staff working there, minus the supervisor, were female. No wonder I couldn’t get a job here. The humanity gathered on the street at this time triggered me, obviously, confident cis women and socialising normies.
Daddy then moved onto other topics like me not having a job, everyone else apparently does, topics like I should leave the house more and “go into town”, I asked what I would do in town, he said that I should meet friends, I told him that I don’t have any friends, I never had friends, why does he only care about my social life now? He hypothesised that I don’t have any friends because I “smell” and that people don’t want to sit next to me in class, that’s how childish this paki is. The paki also thinks that my appearance will make any difference to whether or not the uni will have me back, moronic paki and his moronic values. I put my headphones on and watched WWE Raw, he stood and started at me for a long time before eventually leaving.
There was a little girl running around with her mother, she was a year old, perhaps, I liked it when she bumped into me and held me for support, nice to feel another human being.
Today I received the letter from the uni, formally setting the date for my misconduct hearing, the rest of it was literally just a copy and paste of a previous letter I had received. Highly optimistic about this if they’re following the letter of the law (why would they start now though?) since I haven’t breached the universities regulations exactly as they have been written out.
The regulations in short
> threatening behaviour TOWARDS others
My behaviour wasn’t threatening as it wasn’t DIRECTED TOWARDS anyone since posts were made on 4chan, somewhere where the girls wouldn’t seen them.
> being racist
Used the term “Polish whore” once, didn’t think it racist, just looking for an adjective to tag onto whore but obviously not racist since my nickname is POLEABOO.
> conduct that endangers the wellbeing of others
This is the one they’re going to screw me on since it’s vague as fuck.
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY double-posted this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#729,979
Getting fired from McDonalds:
The owner arrived quickly, he also summoned my trainer, the kid, who looked very glum. We went up to a meeting room up above in silence, was told the kid would be taking minutes. We sit down and I’m instantly told I’m fired. It was a probation period so he doesn’t legally need a reaso but I ask for his reasoning anyway. He says it’s because I called a colleague a hambeast and a customer a landwhale, I tell him in t just means fat, he says that’s still unacceptable and he repeats the urbandictionary definition of hambeast, I smirk.
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY triple-posted this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#729,980
On an unrelated note, I am absolutely certain now I am completely heterosexual and interested in regular relations with females, I was only into various fetishes because of seclusion.
Still looking for a room for when my lease is up. Places here get a of of interest so it’s only worth chasing up listings that appear the same day. Spotted a couple that fell into my pricerange, hit them up, one ignored me, possibly due to too much interest? I don’t know, probably because I text instead of call. The other one did get back to me, a slavic female put up the ad, I don’t care who I live with, I just want somewhere to live, but yes, the prospect did excite me very much. The place was cheap for the region, didn’t look like there was a living room, perfect to avoid social interactions, we exchanged a few text messages, she was kinda cute, got some “!”s and and “ohh”. Not sure why a female would entertain the idea of living with males, surely it would be preferable to live with her own. I find it hard to believe women are so naive.
Woke up today at 10.30am and masturbated while thinking of my former flatmates castrating me and forcing me to be their sissy maid.
My tutorial class has 13 girls, decent looking, I would rape half of them given the chance, and 1 guy other than myself, that beta orbiter I mentioned earlier.
Yesterday night my roommate had some friends over again, it was just as agitating as usual, only differences are when I went to use the toilet, one of his friends looked back in my direction as I was leaving, it felt like a judgemental glance, I am not sure if I will go back to pissjugs or if the anger I feel now will fuel me to act like an obnoxious normie in order to gain some form of vengeance on those table top playing cunts , probably the former.
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY quadruple-posted this 10 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#729,981
I leave feeling the wind on my head and generally good about myself, went to the poundstore, bought a role of blank stickers, I planned to stick them all around the city and university with the message “sorry, [roommates name]!”. Been persuaded to hold off until I am convinced that she won’t reply to my email message. I know this might come across as creepy, give off the impression I am obsessive and dangerous but there is also a chance that she will see how much she means to me, how sorry I am and then maybe things will pan out the way I want them to. I also have this fantasy where the stickers/message become a national phenomenon with t-shirts and such being printed, that would surely impress her.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#729,982
we need to get this guy posting here
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#729,987
Soph !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#729,991
This doesn't surprise me a bit. Lower Caucasoids due to their inbreeding are all mentally inadequate, neurotic nutcases.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,005
@OP
Oh kook who did you think this was? You never said.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,007
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I was never sure. It was just a strong and shocking Deja vu? Nostalgia? Something like that
Poleaboo !!4CUW9hHmq replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,024
The blog is mine
Do you feel sympathy for me?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,025
@previous (Poleaboo !!4CUW9hHmq)
If this is really you, I think you need to get the fuck off the internet and go camping for like a week and reevaluate your entire life. You are a mess.
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,027
@730,024 (Poleaboo !!4CUW9hHmq)
I'm not sure what I feel for you. Your blog is a rollercoaster and I think they should make a biopic.
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY double-posted this 10 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,029
> If this is really you, I think you need to get the fuck off the internet and go camping for like a week and reevaluate your entire life. You are a mess.
> Nonsense, people here camp. There's even a whole Inbetweeners episode where they go to a caravan club.
Fine, it depends on location and social class
I'm a working class paki in Rochdale, I would never camp even if it seems like something I'd enjoy
I know though that the Polish girl over in Aberdeen likes a bit of camping
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,212
@previous (Poleaboo !!4CUW9hHmq)
you should probably stop talking about that polish girl
Poleaboo !!4CUW9hHmq replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,220
My dad has been sitting in my room abusing me for the last half an hour and he's still not leaving
Just sitting on the edge on my bed, staring into space while I play Hearthstone
> asked me a dozen times the details of my job > insulted me over the state of my life and comparing me to other, said I had such promise, can't understand why I'm a fuck up etc. > asked me a dozen times about my driving lessons > told him I haven't booked another lesson due to misremembering the start date of my job > asked me a dozen times about my university status > his advice was to say "sorry", he repeated this a million times
He's a complete bastard, I tried explaining to him that I get nothing from talking to him.
I broke my headphones towards the end when he told me to take them off. He started talking about me cutting my nails, getting a haircut and pointed out my patchy facial hair.
Dad also offered to pay 9,000 and for me to apply to Salford uni
In between every conversation he would go on an abusive tirade, can't recall everything he said because I don't understand it and there was so much of it.
Still won't fuck off.
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,222
@previous (Poleaboo !!4CUW9hHmq)
I'm sorry. I hear brown immigrant parents can be terrible.
I know a first generation Indian girl who found out she failed the bar exam this past Friday, and her brother also failed a med school residency exam last week, and now her parents are telling her they are afraid to show their faces in public because their children are such failures and also they will not be able to find her a husband now.
Is your father trying to find you a wife?
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Poleaboo !!4CUW9hHmq replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,227
@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY) > Is your father trying to find you a wife?
Yeah, my dad said that if I don't go back to university he'll look to get me married
I smiled and just said no
He couldn't understand
Ignoring the tranny thing why would an anti-social NEET want or be able to get married?
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,229
@730,220 (Poleaboo !!4CUW9hHmq)
Why won't you return to school?
buto replied with this 10 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,236
@730,222 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
are you trying to get this dude to hate himself And treat his dad like shit some more??
buto double-posted this 10 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,237
@730,222 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
I hear nerd ass loser children can be terrible
lol
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,244
@730,236 (buto)
his blog is called "human garbage"
i think he's covered on hating himself already
thanks
Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,245
@730,222 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY) > and also they will not be able to find her a husband now.
This seems like a good thing.
Poleaboo !!4CUW9hHmq replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,260
One girl complained to the uni who then called in the police and then they brought the second girl in and then they arrested me
The uni suspended me until the trial
I plead guilty 5 months later because my legal aid solicitor was shit
Then the university suspended me for another YEAR due to accusations against me
There was no evidence but the police placed me on bail for a year
Nothing came of it
When I finally got my misconduct hearing, I was repeatedly called a stalker and asked if there were any mitigating circumstances that should be taken into consideration
2 weeks later, I was officially expelled
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,265
@previous (Poleaboo !!4CUW9hHmq)
I'm sincerely interested in this... what makes the solicitor "shit"?
Didn't you just get a fine - no jail time! - for recording her in the bathroom, posting the pictures online, and legitimately stalking her? And then stalking someone else online too?
And then admitting to it repeatedly online. And writing an apology to her when there was (presumably) a no-contact order.
What exactly do you think a good lawyer would be able to do in that situation, versus what you got? Because that sounds like an amazing outcome to me.
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Poleaboo !!4CUW9hHmq replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,268
> Didn't you just get a fine - no jail time! - for recording her in the bathroom, posting the pictures online, and legitimately stalking her? And then stalking someone else online too?
I didn't charged with half of that stuff and didn't legitimately stalk anyone, it was just posting mean things about them online
> And then admitting to it repeatedly online. And writing an apology to her when there was (presumably) a no-contact order.
This was BEFORE the arrest and used as an example of my stalking
> What exactly do you think a good lawyer would be able to do in that situation, versus what you got? Because that sounds like an amazing outcome to me.
My lawyer didn't even check the evidence, he just told me to plead guilty
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,272
@previous (Poleaboo !!4CUW9hHmq)
I guarantee he checked the evidence, bud.
Stealth II joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,293
I have only one question.
How is it Poleaboo, has avoided the most popular topic on MC. The one that people find there way from Google to here.
Poleaboo what is your excuse for living? Where do you see yourself in 5 years and please be realistic.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#730,297
@730,260 (Poleaboo !!4CUW9hHmq)
But he offered to pay, do why does that matter?
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 weeks later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#735,302
I've been reading the poleaboo saga for several years now. Which reminds me, wtf am I doing with my life.
It was presented as "this is the ultimate /r9k/-robot-NEET persona" and it sort of was. I think it's even more so now with the tranny subplot.
I've given him a lot of shit because I think he's not as far off as some people think (including himself). There are people with serious disfigurements, mental deficiencies, etc. His main problem seems to be psychological and not in a "sees unicorns and wants to fuck them" kind of way. Poor impulse control, some kind of narcissistic tendencies and an inability to empathize with others seems like it's at the root of it. I wish homeslice well.
bu joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#735,304
@previous (Q)
he's fucked up creepy and irredeemably weird
i for one do not wish homeslice well
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#735,318
I cant believe how he refers to his dad
:Before leaving he just asked the usual stuff if I was harming myself etc., as if anyone every answers the affirmative. I went back upstairs, the copper escorted himself out, my dad asked who it was, I said nothing and the monkey rand down the stairs and through the hallway like a dog so he could open the door and get a peak at a real man before he left. Dad later came into my room and gave me the usual shit, said I better not be misbehaving again, in paki language and as usual the paki words triggered me, they sound so uncivilized.
bu skg replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#735,359
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
self hating weirdo
his dad sounds like a concerned ass father (i would have given up on this asshole a long time ago) and he calls him a monkey and a dog
jeez
Anonymous Q replied with this 10 years ago, 2 days later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#736,101
> sorry but this blogger is a shitty person I'm just astonished
go back to tinychan you dumb faggot
beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#736,153
he got arrested again, lol
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#736,154
> Other charges are “Communications act”, that’s me emailing people that I’d an hero and breaching my bail (supposedly ended November, not September)
Holy shit Britain, you're not allowed to tell people you want to kill yourself?
Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#736,203
I have camped there several times and I grew up in Derker so don't play the ignorant Paki shtick here, I know what life is like for a working class person where you're from.
Jfc u suck
Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#736,204
It's really pretty irrelevant outside of the law. His blog is filled with veiled allusions to planning a mass murder/suicide. People have posted recordings of themselves calling the cops on him.
Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 week later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#739,749