Topic: Oh fuck I spilled half a bottle of silicone lube on my bedroom floor
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #41,531
Should I be more disappointed by the waste of quality lube or by the mess that will be nearly impossible to fully clean?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| RIP lube | 1 | 17% | |
| fucking mess | 1 | 17% | |
| Boners | 2 | 33% | |
| Sprite | 1 | 17% | |
| not sure | 1 | 17% |
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #551,935
Lube is cheap. It would have all gotten used eventually anyway. But that mess... That mess is forever.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 31 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,936
Solution: have sex on the floor to use it up.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,937
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 35 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,938
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,939
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Or put on a Michael Jackson song (I recommend Smooth Criminal) and do a bitchin' moonwalk in the slippery patch.
Or put on a Michael Jackson song (I recommend Smooth Criminal) and do a bitchin' moonwalk in the slippery patch.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,942
drill a hole in the floor and fuck that shit
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,980
@previous (D)
You have an interesting point. On one hand, it's a wonderful idea and I do not have a security deposit. On the other, I am moving soon and I like my landlord.
You have an interesting point. On one hand, it's a wonderful idea and I do not have a security deposit. On the other, I am moving soon and I like my landlord.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,995
@previous (A)
> On the other, I am moving soon and I like my landlord.
drill a hole for him to use too, bro. problem solved.
> On the other, I am moving soon and I like my landlord.
drill a hole for him to use too, bro. problem solved.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,998
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #552,001
squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #552,005
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #552,023
disgusting
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #552,093
Why does a virgin have silicone lube?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 52 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #552,107
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything but a friend who isn't me once told me that using a fleshlight is more enjoyable with lube. Or so I've heard.
Not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything but a friend who isn't me once told me that using a fleshlight is more enjoyable with lube. Or so I've heard.
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Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #552,129
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #552,132
@552,107 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
My friend says using silicone based lube with the Fleshlight can cause irreparable damage to the material, and only water-based lubricant should be used.
My friend says using silicone based lube with the Fleshlight can cause irreparable damage to the material, and only water-based lubricant should be used.
Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #552,133
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #552,134
@552,132 (Metæ)
That would explain why "my friend" had to order a replacement one off amazon. Tell your friend I...I mean my friend said thanks.
That would explain why "my friend" had to order a replacement one off amazon. Tell your friend I...I mean my friend said thanks.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 50 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #552,143
I spilt a chalice of cider over my room once.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #552,156
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #552,157
@552,107 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Pretty sure it's impossible to use a fleshlight without lube, but silicone lube melts sex toys that contain silicone, and most fleshlights do. You have to use water-based lube.
Pretty sure it's impossible to use a fleshlight without lube, but silicone lube melts sex toys that contain silicone, and most fleshlights do. You have to use water-based lube.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #552,159
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Yeah I don't actually own one because I'm not a loser but thanks for the tip!
Yeah I don't actually own one because I'm not a loser but thanks for the tip!
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #552,160
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I don't own one either. I just know a lot about lubes and sex toys.
I don't own one either. I just know a lot about lubes and sex toys.
