Ok, we all loved the episode where Picard was captured by the cardassian. And yes, the famous 'there are 4 lights line'. What if the cardassian was taking the piss out of Picard's baldness and meant that his head was so shiny it was like a 5th light?
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That's kind of a fun theory. Gul Madred usually asks him how many lights he sees, but Cardassians are cruel and like to fuck around with people like that.
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