Topic: I finally did it! I sucked a dick. And it was the best thing ever.

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY started this discussion 11 years ago #41,468

It was this Friday night and I was with my trap gf. I asked to suck her dick and she said yes. She whipped it out and it was a goddamn elephant trunk, looked even bigger than mine. The taste of a dick is actually really really nice. Best thing in the world IMO. Felt great in my butt too, but it tore it a little. :(

All in all, dicks are great. I love dicks.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #551,047

protips:

more lube

more time relaxing the sphincter muscles

more time adjusting to the girth

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,048

Congrats, you are now a full blown faggot.

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,049

@551,047 (B)
I figured as much. Still, my excitement overrode logic.
@previous (C)
Indeed.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,050

Still growing your cum beard?

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,051

@previous (D)
lol

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,052

dont you have a micropenis?

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,054

@previous (E)
Not really. It's average, like a bit above 7"...

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 49 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,055

@previous (WSD !dBGi/iH4eY)

> Not really. It's average, like a bit above 7"...

c'mon dont bullshit me, mcwalter

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,056

@previous (E)
It's not the biggest but it's nice enough.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,060

@551,054 (WSD !dBGi/iH4eY)
Average is 5. You are decidedly on the "large" spectrum.

hamfist !t5TYQ9eJPs joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,063

i was expecting postmortem

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,066

@551,060 (B)
I guess so, but it doesn't seem that big to me.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,067

@previous (WSD !dBGi/iH4eY)
You've been comparing yourself to porn.

I am about the same size and my partners consider it pretty darn big.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,070

@previous (B)
I cant take anything as big as seven.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #551,073

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
But what about up your ass?

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #551,074

@previous (B)
I'm only a giver.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #551,075

@551,070 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Throat
18 to 20 inches according to article
http://entertainment.howstuffworks.com/arts/circus-arts/sword-swallowing.htm

Sigmoidoscopy goes up butt 24 inches.

This allows that shallow vag to take a holiday.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #551,078

@previous (H)
kill yourself syntax

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #551,079

@previous (B)
You need
> more lube

> more time relaxing the sphincter muscles

> more time adjusting to the girth

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #551,080

@551,067 (B)
True, but still...

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,100

Reblogged
http://www.f169bbs.com/bbs/show_last_reply/112257-remember-that-walter-demsey-guy-who-used-to-post-here-he-just-bragged-how-he-sucked-his-first-cock/996136#bottom

Brian J Savillea joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,102

http://www.campidiot.com/ci/viewtopic.php?id=1048045

Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,104

@previous (Brian J Savillea)

How's campidiot compare to f2bbs and f169bbs?

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,105

@551,100 (I)
@551,102 (Brian J Savillea)
Holy shit you lonely faggots sure are obsessed with me.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,109

@previous (WSD !dBGi/iH4eY)

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 58 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,110

@previous (K)
yes that is me

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,111

@previous (WSD !dBGi/iH4eY)

Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,116

@previous (Green)

That is the original version before Walter photoshopped a chin away.

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,118

@previous (I)
Leonidas.

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,119

@previous (WSD !dBGi/iH4eY)

Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,120

@previous (Green)

Damn that McWalter..

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,121

@previous (I)

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,153

1. Did he cum in your mouth?
2. Did you swallow?
3. After he came, did you continue to suck and stroke his penis, and he writhed in over-sensitive agony?

Anonymous L double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,199

@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)

> 1. Did he cum in your mouth?
> 2. Did you swallow?
> 3. After he came, did you continue to suck and stroke his penis, and he writhed in over-sensitive agony?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,206

LOL I was expecting FAke anon.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,210

@551,153 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)

> 1. Did he cum in your mouth?
> 2. Did you swallow?
> 3. After he came, did you continue to suck and stroke his penis, and he writhed in over-sensitive agony?

You're interested in this aren't you?

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 50 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,220

@551,153 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
1. No. :(

Anon Z replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,222

Why does this guy resemble Matt?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,223

@551,206 (M)
Sup becky

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,229

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm going to press charges against you for federal stalking violations.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,231

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
You jumped the gun. I haven't even finished photoshopping these nudes of your deceased relatives yet, let alone threaten to mail them out to your entire family. I will countersue for deformation and filing a frivolous lawsuit. THanks.

Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,268

@551,153 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)

He can now be called a Cocksucker now. I wonder if there's a way to work it into his nickname. McCocksucker, perhaps?

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,281

@551,229 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
lol 10/10 bud

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,284

@551,268 (I)
Stalking is a federal crime, Leonidas.

Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 47 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,303

@previous (WSD !dBGi/iH4eY)
Your Fat Retard Dicksucker Club membership card is in the mail.

Do you object to being called a cocksucker, Walter Demsey?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,309

@previous (I)
Do you object to be calling an obsessed stalker, Leonidas?

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,310

gay

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,316

@551,303 (I)
> being this mad

Anonymous N replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,330

@551,284 (WSD !dBGi/iH4eY)

Wait.... WSD is Matt? Matt is WSD?

That explains the resemblance between these two.

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 43 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,360

@551,310 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
Stop using hate speech.

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,366

@551,310 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
Excuse me, but she identifies as a woman. She was wearing cute girly clothes and I had sex with a woman.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,373

@previous (WSD !dBGi/iH4eY)
He wont check his privilege Walt, forget him.

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,383

@551,366 (WSD !dBGi/iH4eY)
> lgbt

its gay

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,384

@551,111 (Green)
@551,116 (I)
I lol'd hard.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,386

@551,383 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
But it isnt.

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,392

@551,373 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Indeed.
@551,383 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
Fuck you, cishet normie.

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,394

@551,386 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
arent you cis

@previous (WSD !dBGi/iH4eY)
arent you a normalfag

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #551,408

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
I'm an intersex, you insensitive monster.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #551,411

This thread exploded all over Walter's face.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #551,824

@551,220 (WSD !dBGi/iH4eY)

> 1. No. :(

So you're saying you didn't eat his semen because that would mean breaking your McDonald's-only diet?

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #551,832

@previous (S)
No, I didn't eat HER cum because SHE didn't have the energy to blast HER semen all over my face.

Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #551,833

@previous (WSD !dBGi/iH4eY)
*him

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #551,834

@551,832 (WSD !dBGi/iH4eY)
Is that how you're justifying it?

Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #551,836

@551,832 (WSD !dBGi/iH4eY)
You never answered. After "she" came, did you continue stroking and/or sucking, while "she" writhed in over-sensitive agony?

Anonymous S replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #551,838

@551,832 (WSD !dBGi/iH4eY)

So you were unable to make her cum, I see. You must've been very bad at it.

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #551,840

@551,834 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Justify what? That i sucked a cutie's dick? There's no need to justify it; I like calling her by female pronouns :3
@551,836 (L)
I would love to do that tbh...
@previous (S)
More like we were both tired as hell and running off 3h of sleep. I fell asleep on a chair ffs.

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #554,583

@551,050 (D)
That's an earlier picture of me.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #554,682

mcwalter has finally lost it, and i aint talkin about his virginity (he is still a virgin obviously)

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #554,686

@551,840 (WSD !dBGi/iH4eY)
Now in the other thread you refer to it as "his dick" and you say that you didn't actually sick it, but "just licked the tip." Back pedal much?

WSD !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #554,692

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Broseph, I was referring to the hockey glove incident.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #554,693

@554,686 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
He was referring to a childhood homosexual experience.

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