Topic: Is it ever acceptable for a man to drink Mike's Hard Lemonade™?

Metæ started this discussion 11 years ago #41,423

I know a man, my mom's husband's son to be specific. He's 22 and drinks it. Is he gay???

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #550,632

I like mikes hard lemonade

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #550,635

Yes. It's a blasphemic drink.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #550,638

I think that its okay

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #550,648

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)

Is it a cure though?

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #550,852

He is gay.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #550,853

it's only gay if it is a euphamism for Mike's piss or Mike's jism

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #550,854

it depends i guess like, if you show up somewhere and theres a variety of people and you had to bring something and they dont really "drink" then yeah its acceptable but even then it seems kinda strange

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #550,859

It is fine. I like it.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 53 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #550,860

Sprite is the only acceptable drink, regardless of gender status.

Metæ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,713

@550,852 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
I mean, like, if you're at a party and the host offers you one it's fine but a man choosing to buy it?! It's a fucking wine cooler. It's like what 16 year old girls drink. The man in question (my mom's husband's son) is a 22 year old "man". You might as well put on a fucking Spice Girls CD while you drink it: it's Zima 2.0

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,714

What is this stigma against Mike's Hard Lemonade?

Metæ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,715

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
It's a shit drink for faggots. It's also very expensive.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,716

@previous (Metæ)
So how did it get this "gay" stigma?

Metæ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,717

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
The stigma is that a sugary, fizzy, artificially flavored with HFCS alcoholic drink is not "manly" and men should willing to put up with the mild burn of hard liquor straight out of a coffee cup. Thanks.

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Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,718

@previous (Metæ)
Would it be acceptable if someone like myself drank it?

Metæ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,719

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Since you're aiming to be a woman, yes. Though I advise you not to, since it's shitty and expensive. Follow Beckæ's example, and drink vodka. Thanks.

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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,722

@previous (Metæ)
becky drinks boxed wine + soda stream champagne.

Metæ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,725

@previous (K)
Becky puts vodka in the soda stream to make champagne. Thanks.

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,728

@previous (Metæ)
Beckys hard lemonade is 12 shots of vodka in the soda stream

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,730

@552,718 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Caareful. Mike's Hard Lemonade might transition you into a woman faster than hormones.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 double-posted this 11 years ago, 47 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,731

@552,728 (K)
I thought that was becky's champagne.

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,733

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
No. Beckys champagne is boxed dry white wine put through the soda stream to produce the finest quality champagne known. A dozen shots of vodka fizzed up is beckys hard lemonade.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,735

@previous (K)
That reminds me, I do need to get new CO2 tank for my soda stream, and I need to buy more wine.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,740

@552,719 (Metæ)

> Since you're aiming to be a woman, yes.

I genuinely lol'd

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,742

Anonymous M double-posted this 11 years ago, 29 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,743

@previous (M)
I guess the transparency is just fucked. Oh well.

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,746

@552,733 (K)
If you think that's something, wait until you try to4str's hard lemonade.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,756

@552,713 (Metæ)
Shit, I didn't know that drink choice was such a serious matter.

I'll have to evaluate my drinking choices post-haste. I don't want to be caught short like this fellow.

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
I heard he adds a special ingredient to give it a cloudy appearence.

dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,761

Is it like a breezer?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,764

@552,743 (M)
nice

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,770

@552,743 (M)
No, Minichan's transparency is fucked. You have to go through a thousand weird steps to get transparency or animations to work here.

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #552,786

@552,713 (Metæ)

> I mean, like, if you're at a party and the host offers you one it's fine but a man choosing to buy it?! It's a fucking wine cooler. It's like what 16 year old girls drink. The man in question (my mom's husband's son) is a 22 year old "man". You might as well put on a fucking Spice Girls CD while you drink it: it's Zima 2.0

So it's part of the rape culture?