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Topic: I want to touch another woman's breasts.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #4,139

How do I do this? It must be a one time thing. I don't want to know the person personally. I've thought of hiring a prostitute but 1) I'd probably be shy and end up going home 2) the thought of old men sucking and putting their dick between their boobs is a turn off.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #74,212

Its not as great as it seems.

sim !!hXKXHhLro joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #74,213

Just ask a good friend.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,214

> another woman
> implying you're female
Hows it going, carebear?

[USER WAS IONISED FOR DERAILMENT]

(Edited 2 minutes later by a moderator.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,215

@74,212 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
But I waaaaaaaaant to

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,216

If you're in the northeastern U.S., you can touch my boobs.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,217

@74,212 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
LIES!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,218

@74,214 (D)
Ionize Anon D for derailment.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,219

@74,216 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
C cup - Double DD only

sim !!hXKXHhLro replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,220

@74,218 (A)
Done.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,221

@74,218 (A)
Cry more.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,222

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,226

@74,219 (A)
I have DD boobs. Want to meet up? ;)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,227

@74,221 (D)
Go away if you know what's best for you. You don't know what you could get yourself into if you don't.

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Noooo I don't want to touch boobs made out of fat. ;_; I want real boobs.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,228

@previous (A)
> I want real boobs.

Aaaand the truth comes out now.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,229

@74,227 (A)
Make me, carebear.
@74,214 (D)
> [USER WAS IONISED FOR DERAILMENT]
:')

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,232

@previous (D)
I warned you. Now, I'm going to go get ice cream. Ok. Bye.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,233

@74,227 (A)
Get a close friend drunk, and do some experimentation.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,236

@74,232 (A)
Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,238

@74,228 (F)
I think I'm just attracted to the female anatomy. I could never romantically be in love with someone that didn't have the potential to make babby with me.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,240

@74,236 (D)
This is my thread.
@74,233 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
> Close friend
Never. I was thinking a hook up. :|

sim !!hXKXHhLro replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,242

@74,238 (A)
facepalm.jpg

They are very advanced with IVF nowadays, they can use the sperm and take cells from both female eggs and mix that DNA, the DNA of the male can be totally removed. Allowing for a 100% natural baby with a DNA mix of both the female parents. All you gotta do is figure out who of you two will carry the baby for 9 months.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,245

@previous (sim !!hXKXHhLro)
No. I am traditional.

sim !!hXKXHhLro replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,247

@previous (A)
Oh, okay.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,249

@74,240 (A)
Oh, okay. This thread is actually pretty shocking. At first I was just kidding about you being carebear, but now I realize I was actually correct. This is giving me a really good laugh.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,254

@previous (D)
I always thought that Carebear was a closeted lesbian. This thread proves it.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

sim !!hXKXHhLro replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,255

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> (Edited 13 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #74,265

@74,242 (sim !!hXKXHhLro)
Such peasants, not keeping up with the the latest IVF developments. What's the world coming to?

@74,229 (D)
That emoticon :')

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #74,266

@74,254 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i l u <3

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #74,267

@previous (A)
<3 you too.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #74,271

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #74,273

> ask to touch boobs
> touch boobs
> ???
> PROFIT

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #74,278

I am thinking rape should come into play at some point itt.

Pimpin' Priest !WC2hBeYWso joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #74,280

I want to touch your breasts.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #74,281

@74,278 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
This was implied from the start, my good man.

Master !.GvfhBb4TM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #74,419

Do it then

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #74,422

1) Pick attractive and suitable female from the street
2) Follow home
3) Jump
4) Touch boobies
5) Teehee
6) Flee

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #74,526

@74,419 (Master !.GvfhBb4TM)
Well its not that simple.
@previous (N)
I'd prefer to do this in a civilized and polite manner. LOL.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #74,527

@previous (A)

> I'd prefer to do this in a civilized and polite manner

It's touching titties.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #74,533

@74,526 (A)
Is to just to touch them or to lick them and mash them between two pieces of glass or wrap them in plastic bags and photo them?

Ninjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #74,540

TITTIES BOOBS GAY BOOBS

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #74,544

@OP
When you say "touch" them do you really mean decorate them with watercolors and toothpaste? Perhaps hang garland and Christmas ornaments from them?

Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #74,557

@74,540 (Ninjj)
what would we do without you?

Ninjj replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #74,558

@previous (Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA)
I don't know fud

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #74,608

@74,527 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
I wouldn't want to get around that by touching some random womans boobs who might or might not agree with it.
@74,533 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
No, I just want to feel them. But I would like to take my time while doing so.

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