Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago#4,139
How do I do this? It must be a one time thing. I don't want to know the person personally. I've thought of hiring a prostitute but 1) I'd probably be shy and end up going home 2) the thought of old men sucking and putting their dick between their boobs is a turn off.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#74,229
@74,227 (A)
Make me, carebear. @74,214 (D) >[USER WAS IONISED FOR DERAILMENT]
:')
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#74,232
@previous (D)
I warned you. Now, I'm going to go get ice cream. Ok. Bye.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#74,233
@74,227 (A)
Get a close friend drunk, and do some experimentation.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#74,236
@74,232 (A)
Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#74,238
@74,228 (F)
I think I'm just attracted to the female anatomy. I could never romantically be in love with someone that didn't have the potential to make babby with me.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#74,240
@74,236 (D)
This is my thread. @74,233 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic) > Close friend
Never. I was thinking a hook up. :|
sim !!hXKXHhLro replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#74,242
They are very advanced with IVF nowadays, they can use the sperm and take cells from both female eggs and mix that DNA, the DNA of the male can be totally removed. Allowing for a 100% natural baby with a DNA mix of both the female parents. All you gotta do is figure out who of you two will carry the baby for 9 months.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#74,245
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#74,249
@74,240 (A)
Oh, okay. This thread is actually pretty shocking. At first I was just kidding about you being carebear, but now I realize I was actually correct. This is giving me a really good laugh.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#74,254
@previous (D)
I always thought that Carebear was a closeted lesbian. This thread proves it.
(Edited 13 seconds later.)
sim !!hXKXHhLro replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#74,255
> I'd prefer to do this in a civilized and polite manner
It's touching titties.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#74,533
@74,526 (A)
Is to just to touch them or to lick them and mash them between two pieces of glass or wrap them in plastic bags and photo them?
Ninjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#74,540
TITTIES BOOBS GAY BOOBS
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#74,544
@OP
When you say "touch" them do you really mean decorate them with watercolors and toothpaste? Perhaps hang garland and Christmas ornaments from them?
Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#74,557
Ninjj replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#74,558
@previous (Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA)
I don't know fud
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#74,608
@74,527 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
I wouldn't want to get around that by touching some random womans boobs who might or might not agree with it. @74,533 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
No, I just want to feel them. But I would like to take my time while doing so.