Topic: is syntax actually jewish?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #41,364
or is he just a fake jew like bill gatesberg
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #549,903
Syntax actually invented Judaism while advising Abraham on parenting methods.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #549,905
@previous (B)
This. Judaism was actually something he'd been planning for a while, since he wasn't quite satisfied with his previous invention of polytheism.
Syntax decided to pass the idea to his old friend Abraham as an act of kindness, since Abraham had always looked up to Syntax as a mentor. And that's how Judaism got started.
This. Judaism was actually something he'd been planning for a while, since he wasn't quite satisfied with his previous invention of polytheism.
Syntax decided to pass the idea to his old friend Abraham as an act of kindness, since Abraham had always looked up to Syntax as a mentor. And that's how Judaism got started.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,953
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,954
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is a 15 minute drive joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,960
Well for comparison, Benjamin Netanyahu is an atheist and both his parents were atheists since his birth. Is he jewish?
Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,961
Syntax claims to have led the Jewish people out of slavery by beating Pharaoh Akhenaton in an all night swing dancing contest
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,962
@OPBorn as such and cut self off from such at age 12/13
The top ranking Jews do not eat Carnitas which is the basis of modern Tacos. Roast Pig represents the best way to do pork except of course one needs to also have piggy for Bacon n Carnitas
Jews do not take delight in Lobster Crab nor Shrimp Clams Oysters Mussels
Jews not into one of the most best holidays ever invented Christmas
Jewish holidays require fasting and the High Mucky Mucky Holidays u no eat until Midnight after starving all day.
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,969
@previous (Syntax)
I actually don't like Christmas much. I don't think I'd like Hanukkah either. I really just want Festivus.
I actually don't like Christmas much. I don't think I'd like Hanukkah either. I really just want Festivus.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,978
@549,962 (Syntax)@previous (Metæ)
Yeah Jews can kind of consider themselves lucky with the whole Christmas ordeal. Makes you want to just make a giant donation to the human fund and get on with your life but christmas won't let you.
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Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,982
@549,969 (Metæ)$19,95 at Amazon.
Hummmmm I always assumed this was just a fun joke for Seinfeld. Just reviewed the origin and it was actually invented and celebrated on annual basis. This a full decade b4 the son of inventor of holiday wrote the Seinfeld wrote the episode.
"Airing of Grievances" and "Feats of Strength", and the labeling of easily explainable events as "Festivus miracles"
Was looking for wot food is served n no info but the real Festivus used a Clock not a pole as its symbol
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #550,073
> Jews not into one of the most best holidays ever invented Christmas
Well they obviously wouldn't be into Christmas.
It is barely a holiday. Puritans, serious Christians, tried to outlaw it. It's a stupid winter festival that some Pope declared as Jesus' Birthday. There is no scriptural basis for any of this. Seriously crazy-go-nuts Protestants (America's Founding Fathers) decided to outlaw Christmas in Boston at some point. Christmas is a crap holiday that means fuck-all. It's not Jesus' birthday. It was made up by a Pope forever ago to usurp other winter festivals, and it has been co-opted by every company selling anything ever.
Well they obviously wouldn't be into Christmas.
It is barely a holiday. Puritans, serious Christians, tried to outlaw it. It's a stupid winter festival that some Pope declared as Jesus' Birthday. There is no scriptural basis for any of this. Seriously crazy-go-nuts Protestants (America's Founding Fathers) decided to outlaw Christmas in Boston at some point. Christmas is a crap holiday that means fuck-all. It's not Jesus' birthday. It was made up by a Pope forever ago to usurp other winter festivals, and it has been co-opted by every company selling anything ever.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #550,388
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Puritans aren't "serious christians", they are a delusional, fanatical cult, stupid american.
Puritans aren't "serious christians", they are a delusional, fanatical cult, stupid american.
Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #550,392
@previous (K)
Well, they take their scripture and worship pretty seriously. We had to import ours from England.
Well, they take their scripture and worship pretty seriously. We had to import ours from England.