Topic: Have you accepted God's friend request?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #41,340

If not, why not?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Yes.	1	17%
No, denied it.	2	33%
No, ignoring it.	3	50%

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #549,657

Until God shows himself to me by making me into a cisgender woman as well as making me give birth to the second coming of his son, then no I did not.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #549,658

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
You seem to be asking a lot of Him.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #549,660

@previous (A)
I see no reason why this task is unreasonable for an allegedly all-powerful deity.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #549,665

not until he pokes me

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #549,673

@549,657 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

> Until God shows himself to me by making me into a cisgender woman as well as making me give birth to the second coming of his son, then no I did not.

In other words you end up a virgin no matter what happens.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #549,682

@previous (E)
I'm a virgin now, so how does this work?

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #549,685

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
getting laid would do you a world of good

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,725

No, I don't add family members. +

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,731

@previous (G)
Sup Green?

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,739

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Hi.

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 43 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,742

I don't use Facebook, so no.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,743

No, that guy just sends dick pics anyway.

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