Topic: Michele Bachmann: Barack Obama has set the rapture countdown clock in motion
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #41,319
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/michele-bachmann-the-rapture-is-coming-and-its-obamas-fault/
Earlier this month, she compared Obama to the German pilot who crashed that plane.
Earlier this month, she compared Obama to the German pilot who crashed that plane.
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Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #549,344
> rapture
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #549,345
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #549,348
> Michele Bachmann
I just fail to be surprised by anything she says anymore. The batshit crazy detector immediately breaks whenever her name appears.
I just fail to be surprised by anything she says anymore. The batshit crazy detector immediately breaks whenever her name appears.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #549,350
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #549,364
Obama: I got one Michelle on my ass 24/7, now your attention whoring ass is on my ass.
hamfist !t5TYQ9eJPs joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #549,365
@549,348 (D)
i think she's very much aware of how crazy she is, and kind of banks on it. i'm not saying all of it is theatrics but i think what she says goes through a filter where republicans think "ok, i don't really agree with everything she says, but i can get behind the basic idea, and it pisses off liberals so i'm on board". it won't win her a whole lot of elections but it's good publicity
i think she's very much aware of how crazy she is, and kind of banks on it. i'm not saying all of it is theatrics but i think what she says goes through a filter where republicans think "ok, i don't really agree with everything she says, but i can get behind the basic idea, and it pisses off liberals so i'm on board". it won't win her a whole lot of elections but it's good publicity
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #549,369
But the rapture already happened on the 21st of May, 2011.
Nobody was saved.
Nobody was saved.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,377
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
The rapture is actually a recurring event, but every time it comes around, God is disappointed with us so nobody gets chosen.
The rapture is actually a recurring event, but every time it comes around, God is disappointed with us so nobody gets chosen.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,381
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
So what would be the population of Heaven when the apocalypse comes and nobody is chosen?
So what would be the population of Heaven when the apocalypse comes and nobody is chosen?
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,387
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
One of the most fun sections of the Bible Revelations states in no uncertain terms the limit in2 heaven is exactly 144,000
Its also one of my most fun items to point out to the Jehovah Witlesses. There are about 9 Million of them and they continue to recruit as many as possible making the odds of any of them getting in less and less and less.
One of the most fun sections of the Bible Revelations states in no uncertain terms the limit in2 heaven is exactly 144,000
Its also one of my most fun items to point out to the Jehovah Witlesses. There are about 9 Million of them and they continue to recruit as many as possible making the odds of any of them getting in less and less and less.
Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,389
@previous (Syntax)
> Revelations states in no uncertain terms the limit in2 heaven is exactly 144,000
The terms are far from certain. Are you a Jehovah’s Witness? Do any other sects actually read that passage literally?
> Revelations states in no uncertain terms the limit in2 heaven is exactly 144,000
The terms are far from certain. Are you a Jehovah’s Witness? Do any other sects actually read that passage literally?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,390
I knew he did something bad!
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,393
@549,389 (D)
@549,387 (Syntax)
http://www.reddit.com/r/JehovahWitness/comments/33ff53/how_do_jehovahs_witnesses_read_the_revelation/
@549,387 (Syntax)
http://www.reddit.com/r/JehovahWitness/comments/33ff53/how_do_jehovahs_witnesses_read_the_revelation/
Lothario Casanova !LOVERlfjCM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,447
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,451
joke's on her, she married a fag
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 11 years ago, 11 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,452
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,462
http://www.discoverrevelation.com/Rev_9.html
The 144,000 is clearly spelled out three times
http://www.discoverrevelation.com/Rev_14.html
14:2-3
Dem Jews get a chunk of heaven yet Orthodox Jews do not believe in heaven
And apparently per this
14:4 These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth.
Just thinking that all these virgin Jews end up with Virgin Muslim women
Does not look like much room for Christians except of course Orthodox Jews do not believe in Heaven or Hell
The 144,000 is clearly spelled out three times
http://www.discoverrevelation.com/Rev_14.html
14:2-3
Dem Jews get a chunk of heaven yet Orthodox Jews do not believe in heaven
And apparently per this
They are morally pure. "These are those who did not defile themselves with women, for they kept themselves pure
14:4 These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth.
Just thinking that all these virgin Jews end up with Virgin Muslim women
Revelation 7:3–8
12,000 from the tribe of Judah
12,000 from the tribe of Reuben,
12,000 from the tribe of Gad,
12,000 from the tribe of Asher,
12,000 from the tribe of Naphtali,
12,000 from the tribe of Manasseh,
12,000 from the tribe of Simeon,
12,000 from the tribe of Levi,
12,000 from the tribe of Issachar,
12,000 from the tribe of Zebulun,
12,000 from the tribe of Joseph,
12,000 from the tribe of Benjamin
12,000 from the tribe of Judah
12,000 from the tribe of Reuben,
12,000 from the tribe of Gad,
12,000 from the tribe of Asher,
12,000 from the tribe of Naphtali,
12,000 from the tribe of Manasseh,
12,000 from the tribe of Simeon,
12,000 from the tribe of Levi,
12,000 from the tribe of Issachar,
12,000 from the tribe of Zebulun,
12,000 from the tribe of Joseph,
12,000 from the tribe of Benjamin
Does not look like much room for Christians except of course Orthodox Jews do not believe in Heaven or Hell
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 36 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,466
sometimes USAmerica makes me very appreciative of how none of the mainstream politicians over here are lunatics.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,487
@549,462 (Syntax)
> Does not look like much room for Christians except of course Orthodox Jews do not believe in Heaven or Hell
Of course you omit the very next verse, Revelation 7:9, After these things I looked, and behold, a great multitude which no one could count, from every nation and all tribes and peoples and tongues, standing before the throne and before the Lamb, clothed in white robes, and palm branches were in their hands.
Mention of the 144,000 again in chapter 14 indicates they are slated to learn a song (presumably to sing before God) that only they are fit to learn, and they are described as the "first fruits" to God and the Lamb. It never gets around to explicity stating the 144,000 are the only ones up there. Reference to the uncountable multitude from all nations and tribes seems to indicate there are others before the throne, and describing the 144,000 as "first fruits" would imply there will be more after them.
> Does not look like much room for Christians except of course Orthodox Jews do not believe in Heaven or Hell
Of course you omit the very next verse, Revelation 7:9, After these things I looked, and behold, a great multitude which no one could count, from every nation and all tribes and peoples and tongues, standing before the throne and before the Lamb, clothed in white robes, and palm branches were in their hands.
Mention of the 144,000 again in chapter 14 indicates they are slated to learn a song (presumably to sing before God) that only they are fit to learn, and they are described as the "first fruits" to God and the Lamb. It never gets around to explicity stating the 144,000 are the only ones up there. Reference to the uncountable multitude from all nations and tribes seems to indicate there are others before the throne, and describing the 144,000 as "first fruits" would imply there will be more after them.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,532
@549,527 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Not to this extent. None of them go around saying that rapture is nigh, or that homosexuality is a choice (just off the top of my head).
I'd imagine that there's some examples of mainstream British politicians being stupid (though I suppose that you can consider UKIP as mainstream now, so that would increase the stupidity levels), but on the whole, bizzare statements like in the OP are far less common over here than the Republican Party makes them in America.
Not to this extent. None of them go around saying that rapture is nigh, or that homosexuality is a choice (just off the top of my head).
I'd imagine that there's some examples of mainstream British politicians being stupid (though I suppose that you can consider UKIP as mainstream now, so that would increase the stupidity levels), but on the whole, bizzare statements like in the OP are far less common over here than the Republican Party makes them in America.
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