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Topic: well fora, I got my helicopter bill today

The Trucker started this discussion 11 years ago #41,299

The crash I was involved in on April 2nd, and I was airlifted to Mobile Alabama...

$50,000 fucking dollars..

jesus fucking christ...

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #549,077

My god. Thats excessive.

The Trucker (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #549,078

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #549,081

$374 A Mile
So like how much do you plan to tip that taxi driver?

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #549,092

@549,078 (The Trucker)
I would have felt immediately nauseated upon reading that.

The Trucker (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #549,095

@549,081 (Syntax)
Screw the tip... They gave me medicine in the chopper which put me to sleep and paralized me for the next 12 to 14 hours. I didn't get to enjoy the flight!

I woke up at one point, and could not move because of the paralyzing medication, couldn't move a finger. That flipped me the fuck out.

About 9 the next morning, the meds wore off, and that's when I flipped out. They had a tube shoved in my mouth and down my throat, and up my nose down into my throat. I had phlegm build up in my throat and couldn't breath.

I couldn't yank the tubes out because the fuckers had strapped my wrists to the sides of the bed.

I just can't figure out what the "rotor base" on that bill stands for. Any idea?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

The Trucker (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #549,097

@549,092 (kook !!mCVqftDha)

> I would have felt immediately nauseated upon reading that.

That nearly gave me a heart attack. I almost shit my pants when I saw that.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #549,099

Wow. You don't have free rescue helicopters? American health care sucks balls. Do you have free ambulances?

The Trucker (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #549,100

@previous (D)
Hell no, they'd charge us even if they used a shopping cart....

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #549,102

@549,099 (D)
a friend of mine ODd one time and was unable to afford her apartment because of ambulance costs

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,117

> I just can't figure out what the "rotor base" on that bill stands for. Any idea?

My best guess is that its the basic cost for the service - Copter - Crew - Equipment on board - Paramedics on board - Account to build up to buy the next one cause often in the news those things keep crashing and replacement costs are super expensive.

Then there is the cost per mile. Given they only bill you for one way - Yes it sure surprised me and I have always wondered what the cost is and now WE all no

But you do have insurance right? So I assume you still end up stuck for a percentage

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,120

I just do not get it. $50,000 for a single helicopter ride, and the hospital bill is probably twice that, and STILL, Americans are opposed to free healthcare. Why??

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,122

OP
I did some web searches for costs and yours comes close to the very top. Link is $54,000
http://www.latimes.com/opinion/editorials/la-ed-out-of-pocket-obamacare-20140420-story.html

But it was difficult to find anything beyond $25,000 and many stories on web were in the $11,500 range. Broken down exactly like your bill - Basic charge and then charge per miles
Your per miles appears super high

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,135

And I always hated how ambulance rides were super expensive and insurance didn't cover them--about $1000. Now I see helicopter rides are worse! $50,000 seems excessive since you can rent a helicopter for as low as $200 an hour. https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060725153001AA7A2f1 That's less than an ambulance ride and paramedics don't get paid very much so where's that $1000 going?

Good article about helicopter ambulance bills: http://www.nbcnews.com/id/34419018/ns/health-health_care/t/air-ambulances-leave-some-sky-high-bills/

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,136

And I always hated how ambulance rides were super expensive and insurance didn't cover them--about $1000. Now I see helicopter rides are worse! $50,000 seems excessive since you can rent a helicopter for as low as $200 an hour. https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060725153001AA7A2f1 That's less than an ambulance ride and paramedics don't get paid very much so where's that $1000 going?

Good article about helicopter ambulance bills: http://www.nbcnews.com/id/34419018/ns/health-health_care/t/air-ambulances-leave-some-sky-high-bills/

http://www.latimes.com/opinion/editorials/la-ed-out-of-pocket-obamacare-20140420-story.html
http://www.omaha.com/money/few-think-about-insurance-when-air-ambulance-lifts-off-then/article_11759ecf-182f-59a2-8cde-7c804ecf9913.html

DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,172

Oh boy, that price is beyond wrong hahaha

I once had to organize a helicopter flight in Germany. I remember it was 400ish Euros for start/landing permissions and 1000 Euros per flight hour.
Considering the helicopter can reach up to 200 km/h (120 mph) when it comes to distance your flight should be 500 Euros, not $22k.
Sure, you need to take in account medical staff etc... but $50k hahaha

I would probably need to be rushed to the hospital again after seeing that bill... holy shit...

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,259

@549,095 (The Trucker)

the base amount before they add on the additional price for each mile flown probably

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,267

America - Land of the free. Free to rip off their own people.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,276

this is horrifying
:(

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 44 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,291

You must weigh a ton, son! Those are some mighty thick fingers in the picture above, too.

The Trucker (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,327

@previous (M)

That was my thumb dumbass

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,328

@previous (The Trucker)
Whats the update on insurance coverage?

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,333

@549,327 (The Trucker)
Well, obviously. Thumbs can hint the likability of being a fat, lard ass, too

The Trucker (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,335

@549,328 (Syntax)
I mailed it in to workers comp, guess they will foot the bill, at least I hope so. If not......... I'll be paying it off for a long long time!

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,341

@549,333 (M)
A lot of grown men have thick fingers.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,342

@549,335 (The Trucker)
Or you just tell them you'll file bankruptcy if they don't cut the bill down to $5-10k.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,347

@previous (N)
Or move to China.

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #549,352

@549,341 (kook !!mCVqftDha)

> A lot of grown men have thick fingers.

A lot of grown men are obese.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #549,418

holy shit. i'm guessing the at fault party(s) is going to be is(are) going to be paying for that. Have you gotten an attorney? i would strongly suggest that you do so if you haven't already.

The Trucker (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #549,423

@previous (squeegee)
Yep, attorney is already involved.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #549,425

@549,117 (Syntax)
Is the rotor base a 15 minute drive from you?

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #549,430

@549,423 (The Trucker)
good to hear
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