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I was engaged once.

ask her why she ate your real wife

get a divorce problem solved

If you decide to kill her, remember to rub yourself in her blood and shit and guts for when they find you, so you end up in the hospital not the prison

@OP
> I finally realizes
> and looses her temper
> then demands me to kiss her.
> I told her who kiss a snake.
> She slamed the door
> I never like fat women growing up
> I am married to a women who has let her self go.
> If I we single again
> I rule the day
> John said he had a religious marrage.
> I loth the Baptist church.
> I think it’s all show woth NO substance.
> The is NO tenderness
No wonder she's pissed. She married a retard.

Baptist is not the way to go. Convert to Islam and make her convert too. The Koran teaches you how to handle your wife.

@548,870 (Metæ)
Moderating LIKE A BOSS.

So, here’s my story. Tough day at work. Arrive home to find wife allegedly had tough day at
home with kids. She says she’s tired, and obviously she’s in a bad mood. I offer to do the
dishes, and she refuses. So, as I do most nights, I put the two youngest to bed, then spend
an hour playing chess with the older one, before putting her to bed. Right before this, my
wife asked me if I was going to do the dishes. I said, “sure” and she went out to Blockbuster
to get a DVD. At the end of the whole process of putting the kids in bed, I emerge, and find
my wife finishing the dishes, angry. She begins to ream me out for not doing the dishes, and
I say something like, look, I just finished putting the kids to bed. She then goes over and
tries to put a DVD in the player. It jams — we’ve been having trouble with it lately — and
she smashes her fist into it, breaking it, and the VCR, and begins ranting about how she’s
sick of living in the house we live in, and so on. Basically, abusive. I respond by saying,
literally, “Go abuse someone else, bitch.” She then responds with a string of four letter
words, and stomps out. I leave the house, and go to the gym. When I return two hours later,
she’s in bed and asleep, and my pillows are on the living room floor — sleep out here,
tonight, buddy. That’s fine with me — I was planning to sleep in the living room anyway.
We haven’t had sex in two months. We have three young children — a divorce would be a
disaster. I own my own business, and after three years of ass-busting effort, with absolutely
no support from her, it’s finally taking off. I’m past the point of wondering why this
happened to me, but I’m kind of amazed. Someone has to have a shitty marriage. Someone has to
marry the bitch. Someone has to be trapped. Look, it’s me! I mean, I’m a grown man, and I
have someone in my house who repeatedly has these psychodramas, and now it’s part of my life,
too.

i knew everyone in her family before i knew her.
we dated for 4 years before getting married.
she was smart, funny, kind, thoughtful, witty.
THE DAY OF THE WEDDING, right after she got that fucking ring, she changed. I should’ve
walked out but I had been telling myself for months that marriage is for keeps so at first
you rationalize her fucked up cunt behavior, thinking ‘oh she’s geeked over the wedding.’
then the sex stops, then the bitching and nagging and pestering and arguing start.
to hell with her. i will not divorce her now because there’s too much at stake.
i thought i was marrying my very best friend, lover, confidante, and intellectual and
emotional peer. she changed gears and never looked back, concentrating on spending my money
and having party after stupid mind-numbingly boring party and buying the next house and
redecorating and getting more jewelry and… anything but pal-ing around with me and fucking
my brains out and laughing with me and walking hand-in-hand with me.
in other words all the shit she SAID she would love to do ’til the day we died.
fuck her. to her “credit”, she falls into the manipulative sex as a weapon cunt category i
have observed that about 85% of all women do (as I am sure 85% of all men have some equally
annoying habit in the eyes of women – like cheating on their cunt wives)
my passive-aggressive payback is to selectively and very discreetly fuck good looking,
intelligent, eager strong-libido women on the side. the sex is intensely gratifying,
especially given it’s not her pussy i’m drilling.
and yes i do close up emotionally around her since she will use any tiny thing i say for the
next 3 years in future bitch sessions.

@previous (A)

Drinking will solve all your problems.

@OP
DO NOT have anymore sex with her. You have over populated this planet enough.
Just suck it up and live with what you have because divorce will make it all even worse.
Get a vasectomy - Trade in the gym for a girlfriend. A girlfriend will keep you sane.

@previous (K)

> Trade in the gym for a girlfriend. A girlfriend will keep you sane.

This.

@548,912 (A)
> she falls into the manipulative sex as a weapon cunt category

Rent 50 shades of gray and roleplay.