Topic: The entire universe is on self-destruct.

Green started this discussion 11 years ago #41,248

I am the god of this universe and I am well
pissed. You humans have 30 days to save this univere before I initiate another big bang. Reptilians, humans, ducks; they will all be wiped out.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #548,481

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Anonymous B double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #548,485

Will everyone look like this after the big bang?

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #548,487

@548,481 (B)
30 days, I am counting down.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #548,489

The universe has always been on self destruct. It will cease to exist 10^1000 years.

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #548,497

Killer Lettuce can call the red mage.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #548,498

Hi, I'd like to fast-forward 29 days please.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #548,499

@548,497 (Green)
The best I can do is a Red Templar.

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #548,500

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You must go back in time two years to save us all.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #548,503

@previous (Green)
Sorry, I'm just a defense mechanism. You should have split off a personality that could time travel if you thought that this was going to be an issue.

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Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #548,504

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I am trying to run a paradoxical algorithm in my head. You must spread the word about the gay disco, defense mechanism.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #548,509

@previous (Green)
I'm not sure that's within my abilities. You designed me for defense and being Cornish, not spreading word of a gay disco. But I'll try, I suppose.

Hey, everyone, there is going to be a gay disco!

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #548,510

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Is Green going to be the lead disco gay man?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #548,513

@previous (B)
I guess? I'm not going to go to the bloody thing.

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #548,519

No. I will drink my beer until I die.

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