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Topic: If Matt Miller suggested that you find employment, how would you react?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #41,169

Hypothetically.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Suicidal. 2 14%
Ironical. 3 21%
like dreamworks 9 64%

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 58 seconds later[^] [v] #547,331

confusion

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #547,333

@previous (squeegee)
So dreamworks then

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #547,334

I would probably laugh quite a lot.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #547,338

@547,333 (A)
i would also be high

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 49 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #547,340

Remember when Matt thought that he was having paranormal episodes, but in reality he was blacking out from mixing benzos with booze? That was so funny.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #547,346

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
He even left the ghost cam on for us!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #547,348

@previous (A)
Even tried to convince us his drapes blowing in the breeze, was a ghost.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #547,352

@547,346 (A)
I watched him like a baby all night.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #547,358

Not applicable. I am already Gainfully-employed™ (pronounced as one word).

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #547,363

@previous (Metæ)
What do you do, Metæ? If you don't mind me asking, that is.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #547,367

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
He is a professional minichan moderator. We live in kimmo's luxury apartment in Hagersten above pizza pizza hagersten and get paid $100,000/day to aggressively moderate the best fora in the history of mankind.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #547,378

Considering that Matt actually has a good, full-time job, I would consider it seriously.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #547,382

@previous (H)
What exactly is Matt's job again?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #547,383

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
University Professor

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #547,385

@previous (H)
Is he still in China? What is he teaching?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #547,386

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I do not know if he is still there, but I know he teaches languages in a university.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,420

@previous (H)
how don't you know whether or not you are in china

@OP
l e l
also no i have classes to cram for

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,422

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
weeeeeeee that's what i'm doing now

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,423

@previous (K)
hell yeah let's do this
you got finals coming up?

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,426

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
thankfully not quite yet just hella tests and shit

i'm prepped as fuck for that test tomo tho. you got finals? which classes?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,441

@547,423 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Get a job. Thanks.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,442

@previous (H)
Good advice. I think I'll move to a country where the average worker makes the equivalent of $5000/year and get a job teaching English to ESL students.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,455

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Sounds like a good idea. If you can find a great university job, you will be paid multiple times what the average person makes. And given the extremely low cost of living and lax laws, you will be able to save tons of money, much more than if you were in the US with its high cost of living and obsession with law and order.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,468

@previous (H)
Point to the place on the doll where the U.S. touched you.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,472

@previous (L)
He'd probably point to his wallet.

Since the U.S asked him to pay taxes.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 42 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,473

@547,455 (H)
I thought Matt had four careers?!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,474

@previous (Metæ)
Matt? Telling lies? That doesn't add up at all...

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 51 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,475

@547,473 (Metæ)
He has three now. Why is that so hard for you to believe?

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,477

@previous (H)
I just wondered, cause you only mentioned one of his careers.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,479

@547,383 (H)
OK matt.

@547,472 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
lol'd

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,481

@547,477 (Metæ)
He has three.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,484

@OP
> If Matt Miller suggested that you find employment
I wouldn't care because I'm better than him.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,486

@547,481 (H)
Phil's sausages, Miller guide, and university professor?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,487

@previous (Metæ)
I do not know anything about "Phil's Sausages." What the hell is that?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,489

@547,426 (K)
calc 2, linear algebra, and general chemistry
the first two will kill ;-;
what class is your test in?

@547,441 (H)
no
i have classes to study for
i'd rather just volunteer for now

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,503

@547,487 (H)
A sausage business Matt took over from Phil. An anonymous poster who could have been anyone talked about how Matt had to make 20kg of sausages

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,520

@547,489 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Gotcha ya i'll be taking those fuckers in a couple of semesters. Tips? Intermed algebra, we're doing logarithms and exponential shit atm. Aced my test

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,526

Not sure.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,529

@547,468 (L)
damlol

@547,481 (H)
damlol

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,540

@547,520 (K)
it's not super-hard tbh, just it's a lot easier if you go to class and do all of your practice
it's doable with cramming, just undesirable.

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,541

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Kay, ya thats what i figured. I like math so im kinda excited to learn calc but idk about chem, never taken it. But ya i do go to class juuuust enough, def do all my work and try. Think im doin chem it next semester or somethin

What's your major anywho?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,552

@previous (K)
chem is easy as hell, don't worry about that one.
chemistry major! planning on honoursing that and minoring in art history but we'll see. gotta switch faculties and shit.
what are you studying?

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,568

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Hahah ok cool. Thats awesome though, whatcha plannin on doin once ya graduate? Ive not declared a major yet but im looking to do something either in the physical or life sciences, something engineering or technology related, etc. Basically stem. I still have some time but the sooner i choose the better.

(Edited 49 seconds later.)

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,587

@previous (K)
i just want to work in a lab or a museum or some combination of those (art restoration? that'd be neat). bothering a prof for a lab position but the butthead hasn't replied to my emails :|
what year are you in?

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,593

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Oh man that'd be amazing - hope that shit works out for you or something equally as cool

its my 2nd year now, I'll have taken about 13 classes by the end of this semester. They've all just been general ed shit just to get that all outta the way. Im at a community college atm gonna look to transfer to a UC or somethin probs next yr or so

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,598

@previous (K)
thanks! i hope so too. probably gonna end up going to grad school tbh, but just a baby first year, i dunno yet.
one of my buds is from UCSD, said it's terrible. i hope you like your UC better!
good luck! i believe in you

Anonymous P replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,642

MAtthew ROsteet MIller has previously suggested that I get a job and I laughed out loud

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,717

@previous (P)
Why? He has a full-time job. Do you?

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,721

@previous (H)
*Three full-time careers.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,725

@547,717 (H)
And how much do you make at this "full-time job"?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,727

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
He makes a good living. Why do you care so much?

Anonymous H double-posted this 11 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,728

@547,721 (Metæ)
*Two full-time careers, and a part-time career. Why is it so difficult for small minds to grasp this?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,731

@547,727 (H)
I could ask you the same thing.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,733

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You seem obsessed. It is funny that he has a verifiable full-time job, but you do not.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,736

@previous (H)
It is funny that you think you can hold anything over me when the only qualification needed for your job is white skin.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,738

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Wrong again. You should look up the qualifications, since you are so interested.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,740

@547,728 (H)
Did Matt take a sabbatical from his fourth career?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,741

@previous (Metæ)
He decided to quit his fourth career because it was not profitable.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,746

@547,738 (H)
Why do you speak in the third person? Are you schizophrenic?

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,760

@547,717 (H)
Proof? Just because he told you he does, you believe him?

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,761

I like that Matt is so proud of having a job. As if it's a difficult thing to accomplish (for normal people).

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,774

@547,741 (H)
At this point you can clearly stop pretending you're not Matt.

Anonymous P replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,798

@547,746 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
This.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,811

@547,741 (H)
How did you become such an expert on someone else's life? Isnt that a bit obsessive? Why do you stalk Matt?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #547,951

@previous (Metæ)
I am his stalker, yes. I openly admit it.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #547,966

@previous (H)
Who's Matt?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #547,974

@previous (S)
He is this guy whom everyone here seems to be totally obsessed with, as if he is their god.g

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,018

@previous (H)
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. that's a hell of an ego you've got there.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,023

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Am I off on that? People constantly post about him, stalk him, obsess over his life: Christ, if they just got over him, they would be happier.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,030

@previous (H)
But for the past decade or so Matt has relentlessly self-promoted his many projects and obsessively documented the minutiæ of his daily life and material possessions.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,032

@previous (Metæ)
No, he has not. He has posted a few pics.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,035

@previous (H)
I could have sworn he posted about GHOUL and Food Ergo Love and the Miller Guide and Kindles and Netbæ and Macbæ and Saddleback (and defragmentation of such) a couple of times.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,036

@previous (Metæ)
Yes, he did. But that is a far cry from taking secret spy photos of his medicine cabinet, researching his family, etc. Surely you can see a difference?

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,037

@548,035 (Metæ)
damlol

rekt

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,038

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
You are the one who originally geolocated him. You are a stalker and an asshole.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 11 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,039

@previous (H)
False.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,041

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
True. He posted a picture from his balcony, and YOU were the very first one to make a reply saying exactly where it was. You also used your admin authority from your company to track his Saddleback order and post his receipt online.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,042

@previous (H)
You fuck up the details on memories just like a sloppy drunk.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,043

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Nope. You posted that fucking receipt. I remember it well. Copius is the Saddleback payment processor. NO ONE ELSE could have possibly done that, dude.

Anonymous H double-posted this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,044

@548,042 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Not only that, but you look at my Linkedin profile several times a week. That is fucking WEIRD, dude.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,045

@previous (H)

> Being this obsessed with Matt Miller

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,047

@548,032 (H)
You certainly have an interesting definition of "a few".


@548,044 (H)
> Not only that, but you look at my Linkedin profile several times a week. That is fucking WEIRD, dude.
Finally, some honesty from you.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous P replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,124

@547,717 (H)
Yes. In fact I just received an 11 percent raise and my boss had high praise for me in my annual review.

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,928

Bump

Anonymous P replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,931

p.s. I am paying all of the taxes I owe to make USAmerica strong and proud

Anonymous U replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,933

@previous (P)
Stop lying Matt

Anonymous P replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #548,972

@previous (U)
but I am not MAtt

Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #549,000

@547,472 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

(Edited 38 seconds later.)

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #549,101

@previous (Meowth)

Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #549,419

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
T. Hanks. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #549,470

@549,000 (Meowth)
I really wish you weren't influenced by my posts. I know you look up to me as a hero, but you shouldn't. I am a loser. When you turn 18, I don't want you to imitate me.
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