kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 49 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#547,340
Remember when Matt thought that he was having paranormal episodes, but in reality he was blacking out from mixing benzos with booze? That was so funny.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#547,346
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
He even left the ghost cam on for us!
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#547,348
@previous (A)
Even tried to convince us his drapes blowing in the breeze, was a ghost.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#547,352
Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#547,358
Not applicable. I am already Gainfully-employed™ (pronounced as one word).
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#547,363
@previous (Metæ)
What do you do, Metæ? If you don't mind me asking, that is.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#547,367
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
He is a professional minichan moderator. We live in kimmo's luxury apartment in Hagersten above pizza pizza hagersten and get paid $100,000/day to aggressively moderate the best fora in the history of mankind.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#547,378
Considering that Matt actually has a good, full-time job, I would consider it seriously.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#547,382
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,422
@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
weeeeeeee that's what i'm doing now
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,423
@previous (K)
hell yeah let's do this
you got finals coming up?
Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,426
@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
thankfully not quite yet just hella tests and shit
i'm prepped as fuck for that test tomo tho. you got finals? which classes?
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,441
@547,423 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Get a job. Thanks.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,442
@previous (H)
Good advice. I think I'll move to a country where the average worker makes the equivalent of $5000/year and get a job teaching English to ESL students.
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,455
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Sounds like a good idea. If you can find a great university job, you will be paid multiple times what the average person makes. And given the extremely low cost of living and lax laws, you will be able to save tons of money, much more than if you were in the US with its high cost of living and obsession with law and order.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,468
@previous (H)
Point to the place on the doll where the U.S. touched you.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,472
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,484
@OP > If Matt Miller suggested that you find employment
I wouldn't care because I'm better than him.
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,486
@547,481 (H)
Phil's sausages, Miller guide, and university professor?
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,487
@previous (Metæ)
I do not know anything about "Phil's Sausages." What the hell is that?
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,489
@547,426 (K)
calc 2, linear algebra, and general chemistry
the first two will kill ;-;
what class is your test in?
@547,441 (H)
no
i have classes to study for
i'd rather just volunteer for now
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,503
@547,487 (H)
A sausage business Matt took over from Phil. An anonymous poster who could have been anyone talked about how Matt had to make 20kg of sausages
Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,520
@547,489 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Gotcha ya i'll be taking those fuckers in a couple of semesters. Tips? Intermed algebra, we're doing logarithms and exponential shit atm. Aced my test
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,526
Not sure.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,529
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,540
@547,520 (K)
it's not super-hard tbh, just it's a lot easier if you go to class and do all of your practice
it's doable with cramming, just undesirable.
Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,541
@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Kay, ya thats what i figured. I like math so im kinda excited to learn calc but idk about chem, never taken it. But ya i do go to class juuuust enough, def do all my work and try. Think im doin chem it next semester or somethin
What's your major anywho?
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,552
@previous (K)
chem is easy as hell, don't worry about that one.
chemistry major! planning on honoursing that and minoring in art history but we'll see. gotta switch faculties and shit.
what are you studying?
Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,568
@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Hahah ok cool. Thats awesome though, whatcha plannin on doin once ya graduate? Ive not declared a major yet but im looking to do something either in the physical or life sciences, something engineering or technology related, etc. Basically stem. I still have some time but the sooner i choose the better.
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Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,587
@previous (K)
i just want to work in a lab or a museum or some combination of those (art restoration? that'd be neat). bothering a prof for a lab position but the butthead hasn't replied to my emails :|
what year are you in?
Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,593
@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Oh man that'd be amazing - hope that shit works out for you or something equally as cool
its my 2nd year now, I'll have taken about 13 classes by the end of this semester. They've all just been general ed shit just to get that all outta the way. Im at a community college atm gonna look to transfer to a UC or somethin probs next yr or so
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,598
@previous (K)
thanks! i hope so too. probably gonna end up going to grad school tbh, but just a baby first year, i dunno yet.
one of my buds is from UCSD, said it's terrible. i hope you like your UC better!
good luck! i believe in you
Anonymous P replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#547,642
MAtthew ROsteet MIller has previously suggested that I get a job and I laughed out loud
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#547,717
@previous (P)
Why? He has a full-time job. Do you?
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#547,721
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#547,974
@previous (S)
He is this guy whom everyone here seems to be totally obsessed with, as if he is their god.g
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#548,018
@previous (H)
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. that's a hell of an ego you've got there.
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#548,023
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Am I off on that? People constantly post about him, stalk him, obsess over his life: Christ, if they just got over him, they would be happier.
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#548,030
@previous (H)
But for the past decade or so Matt has relentlessly self-promoted his many projects and obsessively documented the minutiæ of his daily life and material possessions.
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#548,032
@previous (Metæ)
No, he has not. He has posted a few pics.
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#548,035
@previous (H)
I could have sworn he posted about GHOUL and Food Ergo Love and the Miller Guide and Kindles and Netbæ and Macbæ and Saddleback (and defragmentation of such) a couple of times.
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#548,036
@previous (Metæ)
Yes, he did. But that is a far cry from taking secret spy photos of his medicine cabinet, researching his family, etc. Surely you can see a difference?
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#548,037
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#548,041
@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
True. He posted a picture from his balcony, and YOU were the very first one to make a reply saying exactly where it was. You also used your admin authority from your company to track his Saddleback order and post his receipt online.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#548,042
@previous (H)
You fuck up the details on memories just like a sloppy drunk.
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#548,043
@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Nope. You posted that fucking receipt. I remember it well. Copius is the Saddleback payment processor. NO ONE ELSE could have possibly done that, dude.
Anonymous H double-posted this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#548,044
@548,042 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Not only that, but you look at my Linkedin profile several times a week. That is fucking WEIRD, dude.
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#548,045
Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#549,419
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
T. Hanks. Thanks.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#549,470
@549,000 (Meowth)
I really wish you weren't influenced by my posts. I know you look up to me as a hero, but you shouldn't. I am a loser. When you turn 18, I don't want you to imitate me.