Topic: Why does postmortem annoy me so much?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #41,141

Can anyone explain?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #546,923

Golden God. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #546,935

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
More like flaccid rod, thanks.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #546,951

Appealing cod.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,982

because you are normal

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,000

Because he's shit at parking and completely misunderstood what giving someone a handjob entails.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,014

@previous (Metæ)
> completely misunderstood what giving someone a handjob entails.
That's not the worst thing one can fail at.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,059

Because he won't answer why he did his nude photoshoot outdoors for all the neighbors to see instead of inside.

@546,951 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Why didn't you show that photographer your naked body in private indoors instead of outside for all the neighbors to see?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,081

@previous (G)

> Why didn't you show that photographer your naked body in private indoors instead of outside for all the neighbors to see?

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,085

@previous (A)

I think he was raped by the photographer http://minichan.org/topic/41138

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,093

@previous (G)
Hmmmm, good point. Maybe now he's hoping to murder the guy because he feels like he has been degraded and humiliated.

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #547,110

@previous (A)

Postmortem is no murderer.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,297

@547,081 (A)
Oh, because he wanted to see me outside.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,298

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Yeah he probably needed natural lighting.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,302

@547,297 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
So he wanted to show the neighborhood how easy it is for him to get a man naked? Fucking fag

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,404

@previous (A)

haha this

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,419

@547,298 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
> Yeah he probably needed natural lighting.

Well, you have to photograph Golden Gods with a light source that rivals their own, otherwise you just get over-exposed pictures.

@547,302 (A)
This theory is plausible.

My own theory involves having an open landscape where you can outrun fat old men, and not being drawn into some fat old guy's basement to be captured for his amusement.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #547,453

@previous (I)

> My own theory involves having an open landscape where you can outrun fat old men, and not being drawn into some fat old guy's basement to be captured for his amusement.

Possible, but, he had already been in this guys house. Doesn't know him for shit. At anytime, this guy could have pulled a gun, took him to his basement, and still made him his bitch.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #547,758

@previous (A)
I had a friend as a look-out/witness

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