Topic: Cooking with Green; all your kettle recipe needs!
Green started this discussion 11 years ago #41,125
In this thread, I reveal some sublime, cheap meals you can do with a kettle.
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Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later[^] [v] #546,744
Do Beef Wellington.
Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #546,746
Penne Bolognese
This has become a favourite of mine. Fill up your kettle halfway and add tesco value penne pasta. Put it on the boil for 10-15 minutes, occassionally pushing the kettle button down again. Now, in a bowl add bisto cheese granules and a dash of tesco value skimmed milk powder. Mix it with a bit of water from the kettle. Now drain the kettle and put the pasta in the bowl and mix it up. Add some tesco value tomato puree and half a tin of tesco value minced horse meat and onions. Stir and add butter and salt (some grated cheese too if you can afford it) and bon appetit.
*Bonus for vegan scum*
Instead of beef, add soya mince.
This has become a favourite of mine. Fill up your kettle halfway and add tesco value penne pasta. Put it on the boil for 10-15 minutes, occassionally pushing the kettle button down again. Now, in a bowl add bisto cheese granules and a dash of tesco value skimmed milk powder. Mix it with a bit of water from the kettle. Now drain the kettle and put the pasta in the bowl and mix it up. Add some tesco value tomato puree and half a tin of tesco value minced horse meat and onions. Stir and add butter and salt (some grated cheese too if you can afford it) and bon appetit.
*Bonus for vegan scum*
Instead of beef, add soya mince.
Green (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 56 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #546,747
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #546,748
Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #546,752
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #546,756
> add tesco value
You sound like a commercial for the company....
You sound like a commercial for the company....
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,838
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Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,843
@previous (henn)
Famous Beef Wellington. Killer Lettuce Cornish Pastry matures - grows up and and is crowned King of England (Metaphorically)
Famous Beef Wellington. Killer Lettuce Cornish Pastry matures - grows up and and is crowned King of England (Metaphorically)
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,847
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,850
@546,843 (E)
Oh, I think I understand. You're saying the Beef Wellington is like a more advanced version of the pasty that has become loved in England?
I'm sorry, but that is simply not true. No food is superior to the pasty.
Oh, I think I understand. You're saying the Beef Wellington is like a more advanced version of the pasty that has become loved in England?
I'm sorry, but that is simply not true. No food is superior to the pasty.
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,853
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)Even this weird looking concoction?
> granted protected geographical status under EU law
Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,858
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,859
What does horse meat taste like?