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Topic: FAO: Green, a serious kettle cuisine request.

Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia started this discussion 11 years ago #41,124

I think you can make Beef Wellington with your kettle. If you are interested, say yes, and I will offer my thoughts.

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #546,736

Yes!

Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #546,737

@previous (Green)
Ok here are my thoughts. First, get a nice filet steak. We are going to have to buy frozen puff pastry unfortunately since you cannot make your own. You will also have to obtain some foie gras and duxelles, but I bet you can find them, or you can make the duxelles yourself: not hard. My idea is that you coat the filet in the duxelles and foie gras, then wrap the puff pastry around in (having let it thaw). Now, here is the trick: we are going to cook it with steam. This will inevitably cause the puff pastry to become too moist, but fear not! So, you will need some sort of tray that allows the kettle steam to come up from the bottom, but condensed water to drain out. Place the concoction in that and cover it, and steam the hell out of it for probably about an hour, but you need to check on it from time to time. Now, while this is happening, blow the puff pastry with hot air from a hair dryer, which should help to keep it less moist. Use a meat thermometer, and get the filet inside to a temperature of about 140 F (will have to convert to C). I think you can do this!!

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 44 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #546,739

@OP
What the fuck is beef wellington?

Green double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #546,740

And no, I am not interested.

Green triple-posted this 11 years ago, 16 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #546,741

Flood.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #546,743

@previous (Green)
Why not interested? Beef Wellington is a classic gourmet English dish!

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #546,745

@previous (Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia)
I'm tired of your shit!

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #546,749

@546,743 (Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia)
What is it?

Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #546,751

@previous (Green)
A beef filet, covered with a layer of foie gras and duxelles, then baked in puff pastry.

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #546,754

@previous (Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia)
I am morally opposed to foie gras.

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #546,755

@546,751 (Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia)
I can't afford that.

Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #546,757

Real Green: you can use Tesco™ value liver pate instead.

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #546,758

@previous (Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia)
What is that?

Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #546,759

How could you pass up making a Kettle Tesco™ Value Beef Wellington????

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #546,760

@previous (Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia)
Oh yeah, cos I'm a rood boi, that's why I'm not gonna toy. With you!

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #546,761

@546,759 (Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia)
I'm not some posh cunt!

Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #546,762

@546,760 (Green)
MAKE THE FUCKING WELLINGTON.

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #546,763

@previous (Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia)
No.

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #546,764

@546,762 (Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia)
What the hell is your problem twat?

Green double-posted this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #546,765

@546,763 (Green)
How's new zealand?
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