Topic: 42 things wrong with American women.

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #41,016

1. They’re fat.

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.

3. They cut their hair short.

4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.

7. They don’t know how to cook.

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men.

10. They cannot dance. They also do not know how to sing or play basic musical instruments.

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.

13. They don’t know how to be sexy.

14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness.

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.

16. They wear pajamas in public.

17. They like Twilight and The Secret.

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.

19. They have too many trashy tattoos.

20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men.

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.

22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.

23. They cockblock regularly.

24. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance.

25. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world.

26. They always lie by saying, “I’ve never done this before.”

27. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying.

28. They are acne prone.

29. They watch way too much TV.

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.

31. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere.

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.

36. They rarely wear high heels.

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.

38. They don’t speak a foreign language.

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin.

40. They like Ikea furniture.

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.

42. They go on and on about the stupidest shit.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later[^] [v] #545,261

this is the dumbest thing i've ever read

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 20 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,262

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Why, specifically?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,264

@previous (A)
are you serious?
most of these apply to you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,266

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
How would you know the first thing about who I am, or my life?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,267

@previous (A)
because you're matt and you post most of you and your life.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,269

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
You are your friends think that "Matt" is everyone. Quite illogical, really.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,271

@previous (A)
not everyone, just you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,275

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Wrong, Jup.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 53 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,277

> 34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.

What?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 48 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,278

@545,275 (A)
that's... not my name.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,279

1 thing that proves the OP is a mora.

He posted this

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 0 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,280

@545,278 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Yes it is, Jup Kant.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,281

@previous (A)
that's... not my name. that''s literally never been my name, and you'd only think it is if you facebook stalked me several years ago. l e l.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,283

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Juppy

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,284

@previous (A)
also wrong
are you attempting to unnerve me by the information you think you have? cause you're also the one who cries "dox and harassment", matthew r. miller.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,286

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
I am not he. Also, your real name is Vishna.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,287

43. They pay their bills

44. They don't like tax frauds

45. They don't agree to fake relationships on Facebook

46. Their idea of fun is not drinking 3 bottles of wine a night and insulting teenagers on obscure websites until 3am

47. They don't knowingly mate with pedophiles

48. They don't put out all day, every day for worthless layabouts

50. Their boobs are smaller than OP's

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,288

@545,284 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
@545,283 (A)

triptyc doesnt stalk matt like syntax.. triptyh for instance somehow got ahold of leo vegass wifes phone number......../ who knows how? and yet shes been ethical enough not to give that out.

so why...is.. matt trying to give out her dox? shes put up.. with.. a year of matt harassing her about another subject....

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,289

@previous (C)
Don't you think Triptych is smart enough to know that I am not really saying her real name is Jup Kant? This is an old joke from years ago.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,290

@previous (A)
how the fuck is it a joke? jokes are funny

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,291

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
*sigh*

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,292

@545,289 (A)

shes smart..

she improved her grades...and...passed her exams..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,293

@previous (C)
That is my point. She does not really think that I think Jup Kant is her name.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 second later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,294

@545,291 (A)
explain
how is it a joke
where is the humour in it

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,296

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
If I have to explain it, then you will never understand it.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,297

@previous (A)
because it's not a joke and it's not funny

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,298

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Exactly

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,299

@545,296 (A)

explain.. how is it a joke.. where you wrote about her on http://psychtalkonline.com

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,301

@previous (C)
I did not write that. You do know that there is more than one person on the internet, right?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,303

@545,298 (A)
you're as autistic as leonidas

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,304

@545,301 (A)

i thought you were claiming.. in this thread.. not to be.. matt..

oh well

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,305

@545,303 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
I am not the slightest bit Autistic. I suffer from Depression and Bi-Polar, but no Autism.

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,306

Not as bad as british women (they're all men).

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,309

@previous (Green)
They are??

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,310

@previous (A)
at least the pakis green's dated are

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,321

@545,305 (A)

hmmm.. what does syntax..think..

r04r joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,323

@545,269 (A)
You're Matt, fucktard.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,324

@previous (r04r)
Even if I am, that does not change the fact that many people on the chans think I am almost every poster.

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,325

@previous (A)
Text voice.

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 13 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,326

@545,324 (A)
It also doesn't change the fact that at least 90% of the time they are correct. You are easy to spot.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 35 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,327

@545,321 (C)
Niggers tongue my anus

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,330

This thread was truly grate.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,334

43th comment, woohoo!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,335

@previous (J)
*43rd

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,338

@previous (A)
Doesn't roll off the tongue.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,342

@545,335 (A)
*43nd

dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,351

> 42. They go on and on about the stupidest shit.

who does that remind me of??

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 41 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,354

American women.
> 4 things right with American women.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,356

@previous (L)
Oh dear lawdy

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,357

@545,351 (dw)
Is it... Matthew Roosteet Miller?

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,363

@545,354 (L)
Wow the image was deleted... :-(

What an injustice

Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,364

@previous (M)
Will post that image on TC.
Justice for all.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,369

@545,324 (A)

> Even if I am, that does not change the fact that many people on the chans think I am almost every poster.

Sounds like an admission of guilt.

Sup Matt fatfuck Miller, I knew you couldn't keep your shit together.

Fucktard

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,370

Clickbait/10, young man.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,371

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Seen any good animes, lately?

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,372

@545,370 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
I saw this french anime called Wakfu. You should check it out.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,379

Hi matt! How have you been? :)

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,397

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)

care to explain #34 on his list..

> 34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.

your're the expert on this topic..

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,404

FUCK AMERICANS

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,415

@545,330 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> This thread was truly grate.

Meta joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,429

@OP
What does Xiaoqing Yan think about you buying a $600 --purse--, um, messenger bag, and spending all your time on the internet arguing with teenagers?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,430

@previous (Meta)
Are there any teenagers on Minichan, at this point?

I think that most of the userbase are in their 20s now, and the rest are older.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,431

@545,397 (C)
Cupcake is dead.

Meta replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,432

@545,430 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I think Triptych is 19. And, um, wowaname.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,433

@previous (Meta)
this isn't good, man

we have an ageing population

Anonymous R replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,443

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
what's the average life expectancy of a minicha user?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,444

@previous (R)
Don't know. None of them have died yet.

For all we know, they're immortal.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 35 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,445

@545,433 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
yeah i'm 19. uh vocalon? wowaname?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,446

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Yep. Though they're not exactly regulars here.

I hope you don't feel too bored on here, what with all us old-timers pottering about.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,447

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
i'll have to be the one to put you all in a home.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,448

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
What? Put who in a home?

Who are you, anyway?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,471

if you want to compare....matt & tritych... matt has a scat fetish and eats poop! ewww...... tiptych on th otherhand does not...............youll never catch triptych eating poop..

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 51 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,473

@545,444 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> Don't know. None of them have died yet.
> For all we know, they're immortal.

Nope. Fats told me otherwise.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #545,554

Men dont want funny and witty women?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #545,592

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Depressionmen don't

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #546,349

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

http://psychtalkonline.com/ is where.. he.. describes what he's interested in women.. he's written a lot.. about.. triptych.. there..

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #546,373

But it is Jup though. Or maybe its legally changed to Jamie now?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #546,400

@previous (W)
neither :)

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #546,504

i came into this thread expecting matt and got matt and also what seems like a high school reunion

@545,445 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
im 18

and still not a biology teacher

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #546,510

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
damlol. I had forgotten that meme.

How did that start, again? Wasn't it a persona you were doing?

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 32 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #546,512

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
that was absolutely a persona because i was like, 13 and didn't wanna get underageb&

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #546,515

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
Did anyone care? I don't think that any age limit was really enforced, even back then. Still, that is an amusingly unusual way to try and pass as an adult.