Topic: ITT we make terrible feature requests

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU started this discussion 11 years ago #40,984

I request a feature where we can see replies being typed in real-time when we get to the bottom of a topic

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #544,905

Can the buttons spin round when you click on them?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #544,906

I want a setting that Syntaxifies all posts.

Minichan just isn't frustrating enough. I would like to struggle to understand every post here.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #544,909

signature banners AND avatars

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #544,911

Oh, I have another great one. A toggleable setting that plays the "smoke weed every day" line from that Snoop Dogg song whenever Falco posts.

I don't mean upon viewing his post either, just whenever he posts, everyone with this feature enabled will hear the line no matter what page they're on.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 11 years ago, 37 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #544,912

How about gold stars?

;)

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #544,914

actually, why can't i post more than one picture, that's kinda lame isn't it? it sucks having to always quadruple post and stuff if i have more than one image to post. As long as it's hosted on imgur or something i don't see why we can't have embedded pics or be allowed to point to more than one imgur post to thumbnail.

am i rite or what?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #544,915

@544,906 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

> I want a setting that Syntaxifies all posts.
>
> Minichan just isn't frustrating enough. I would like to struggle to understand every post here.

Damn the word does in fact exist. I larn something new every day here.
http://bob.mcelrath.org/syntaxify.html

Syntax double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #544,916

@544,914 (squeegee)
> am i rite or what?

Agree in total. And how about the option of side by side for comparisons. For instance it wood be nice to show a map of the Falklands and next to it the British ship that was sunk with one cheep French big bullet.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #544,917

Every time you make a post that isn't of the highest quality, your phone or laptop explodes and kills you.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #544,919

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I would've thought that you'd be pushing for the ability to play MtG on the site...

It would be interesting. You could have a "challenge to MtG match" button attached to every post, alongside the report or cite buttons. It'd be an alternate way to settle fora debates.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

hamfist !t5TYQ9eJPs joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #544,920

karma system

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #544,921

@previous (hamfist !t5TYQ9eJPs)
No, rep is the way to go. Like they had on Bitsytalk.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #544,922

@544,919 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
This is a thread for terrible feature requests though.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #544,923

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Well yes, getting challenged to MtG matches would be annoying for anyone who wasn't a sad nerd. So it would be terrible for most posters.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #544,925

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Dude, no man on minichan has ever spoken to a girl who wasn't his mother. Sad nerds are the bedrock of this community.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #544,928

unban MAtt and China

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #544,931

@previous (H)
That was done a while ago, m8.

He's been posting here more or less regularly since.

@544,925 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Hmm. Well played. You win this round.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #544,933

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
that's the joke

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #544,936

@544,909 (squeegee)
http://tradingcardmaker.net/bumps

@544,919 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I absolutely want this.

Oh, make the css change on every page load.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #544,938

Not sure.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,942

Give everyone the ability to lock and sticky threads

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,998

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kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,000

@544,911 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I like that one.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,011

Randomly mod an anon for a day.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,052

All text entered into Minichan gets put through the Rinkworks Dialectizer: http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/ on the "Hacker" section before posting to the board

Example:

> I want to break free! I want to break free from your lies, you're so self-satisfied and I don't need you. I have to break free!
Becomes
> i want to break free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~ OLOLOLOLOLOL~~~ i wamt to break freE fRom y0ur l3is, yoruwe so self-satisfdei da|\|d i don't need u!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ haX0r trhre plannat i ahve to break gfree

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,104

Alternative Vote Plus option for polls.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,317

What if we could toggle several different icons to go next to our names, like Reddit Flair? Some examples:

> Matt's Head
> Anime Girl
> Penis
> Gorilla
> Kimmo
> Sprite Logo

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,321

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
> sprite logo
oh, you've seen my audiosurf profile?

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,323

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

no

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,325

Have the board randomly delete vowels from posts, and then add new ones randomly later on.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,326

@549,323 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
http://www.audio-surf.com/mypage.php?u=LASIchan

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,383

Reputation points. But a feature where if your reputation goes below a certain threshhold you're autobanned. Only established users (6 months and 300+ posts) can vote.

Oh this applies to posts and users by the way. It'll be easy to get rid of new users but it would take a well-organized putsch to oust an oldfag.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,384

@544,909 (squeegee)
I can support this.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,473

Like buttons

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,478

@549,383 (Metæ)
Would that work on mods and admins?

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,524

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yes!

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

Depressionman !LOVERlfjCM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,525

Here is my request: mods that do not harass posters through PMs.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,558

Unban MAtt. What could go wrong?

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,566

how about a daily Daily Biggest Fag of the Day blinking next to a user's ID, awarded randomly

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,616

@previous (T)
Not randomly.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,637

lots of sparkly gifs and flash content

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,712

a splash page and i think r04r should look into getting some SEO
pay for some ad words

have a 5 dollar a month sub, and give subscribers the ability to do stuff like
sticky their own posts and mod abuse non subscribers.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,713

Autoplay video ads on every page in German that you can't mute.

The post/preview buttons have a chance to swap functionality every time you load a page or click one of them.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,714

Every time somebody cites you, somebody important to you dies.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,717

every time you post it plays a jackpot sound from a slot machine

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,729

@previous (squeegee)
You sir, are a gentlman and a scholar.

Anonymous T replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,730

replying requires latest Java

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,732

lots and lots of wordfilters.

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,735

An option to hide all Catherine posts. Oh wait, that'd be a great idea.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,806

Link up with twitter so that every tweet we make generates a thread for discussion of it.

Anonymous T replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #549,990

ban people for no fucking reason and steal their money

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #561,859

Emoji support

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #561,910

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Edit:Fuck no emoji support

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #561,932

Link up with Tinychan so every post there generates a thread here.

r04r joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #561,956

@561,859 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
@561,910 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
https://github.com/r04r/Minichan/commit/9223aafc56c4b48053fa4c4284e9a8d8169ac293

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #561,958

@previous (r04r)

Testing

Edit lul it strips them out

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #561,970

(banana) <banana> [banana] wat

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #562,180

On the information page for a thread I want a bar chart that charts what time posts are made so you can see the most popular time

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #562,225

country icons next to every poster's name

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #562,227

@561,956 (r04r)
Sorry I don't read nerdvirgin languages. Can you explain like a cool person?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #562,229

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Basically now she owns your soul and you must pay her tribute on the 3rd Thursday of each month as appreciation for your continued existence.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #562,230

Fake anon posts on the board.

Oh wait, we already have that terrible feature. :-/

Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #562,329

@562,225 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> country icons next to every poster's name

Quality contribution.

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I lol'd. Sorry.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,339

append the v button to the end of all posts

v

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,340

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
It's already being sidepended. Thanks.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,341

@previous (r04r)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,345

@562,230 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Die nerd scum.

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,346

@563,341 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Yes, and sidepended is a word.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,350

@previous (r04r)

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,351

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,356

Custom fonts and colours

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,361

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
You can create and use your own stylesheet.

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,362

@563,339 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
v

Anonymous J double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,363

Replace the mobile version with a plain html page that just says "just buy a computer".

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,366

@previous (J)
Only if you also replace the desktop version with a plain HTML page that just says "just buy a phone".

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,376

@563,361 (r04r)

No for other people to see

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,377

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
We already have colours but everyone forgot about them.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,416

@previous (r04r)
I didn't.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,417

@563,377 (r04r)
From now on, I'll try to use this awesome feature more often.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,420

@563,377 (r04r)
*color

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,425

@563,377 (r04r)

OH!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,435

@563,420 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Sorry, but that is the correct spelling. Your way is incorrect.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,438

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Your method is highly inefficient for my needs.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,442

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Go fuck yourself. Thanks.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,443

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
It's getting late and I need to eat, but I'll be back with a proper retort afterwards.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #563,497

@563,442 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI triple-posted this 11 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #570,057

infinite pages that just keep loading more content as you scroll

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI quadruple-posted this 11 years ago, 1 month later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,670

Make replies visible even if the poster decides not to hit post.

killer lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,673

Okay- I have it.

r04r codes the board so that every time you post, there is a 5% chance of your internal organs shutting down.

It would add a sense of daring and adventure to the usually tame Minichan posting experience.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,676

@previous (killer lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
How about just one internal organ at a time. That way there's some mystery to it.

killer lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,679

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Yeah, that could be interesting. Then you have to figure out which organ is gone, and quickly get it fixed. But there's still an element of high risk to it, since your brain or heart might be the organ to shut down.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,684

avatars - but, we pick them for each other

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,685

@previous (squeegee)
This one is perfect for you.

Anonymous S replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,687

Unban China

hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,693

I want PMs but you can't choose whom you PM and if you reply to a PM it replies to everyone.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,714

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Just make PMs go to a random person instead.

Anonymous T replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,727

could like, scripts make the words grow feathers over time, maybe one turns into a bird and starts flying around

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,767

niggers

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,768

Mod Monday

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 45 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,773

If you're permabanned, the only topic you should be able to see is the suicide for under $20.

Anonymous V replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,775

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
lol

Anonymous S replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,800

@588,773 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
This is a Quality Request

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 58 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,816

@588,773 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I'll third this.

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,978

Ninjj page

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,985

@588,773 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
we need this feature

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #588,987

@588,773 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
lol m8

Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 19 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #589,334

@588,773 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
@588,775 (V)
@588,800 (S)
@588,816 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@588,985 (squeegee)
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Looks like we've got a new feature coming~

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #589,356

@previous (L)
r04r? Is that you?

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #589,358

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
No.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #589,359

@previous (r04r)
do it anyway?

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #589,369

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

What animu?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #589,371

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Ask KL, I have no idea. Could be an OC.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #589,373

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

What kind of chan owner are you if you can't identify all anime characters by site?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #589,376

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
A lazy one. When was Gurren Lagaan big?

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #589,378

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

Is that the one with the drill?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #589,382

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Yeah

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 week later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #594,156

How about a system for tagging uploaded images for easy search and retrieval. like a booru or something for everything on http://static.minichan.org/

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #594,160

A "write-in" feature for polls where if someone selects the option, which is specified when the OP makes the poll, it prompts the user to enter a name before it calculates the votes for each name voted for.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 21 seconds later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #594,161

@589,358 (r04r)
r04r? Is that you?

@589,371 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
why am i the anime guy suddenly

i've only watched one anime

dragon ball aside

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #594,163

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
because nega lurks in shadows

Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 5 days later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #596,278

Add ™ alongside the markup syntax on top of the quick reply text field box.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #596,340

Replace Anonymous with Anomalous

Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #596,349

We need a Brie markov-text shitposting bot that posts once every five minutes and is permanently shadowbanned.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 days later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,273

Minichan.org/wiki

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,353

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
That's not a terrible request. That's an excellent request. Almost as good as gold stars.

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,354

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I could put up a mediawiki, but I can guarantee you that it would see zero activity after about a week.

(Edited 7 seconds later.)

Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,367

PMs, show us who has replied to a post in the post being replied to

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,369

@previous (Z-5)
> PMs
No. Staff is not going to be responsible about users harassing each other through PMs, which is absolutely going to happen. And any kind of blocking system would break anonymity.

> show us who has replied to a post in the post being replied to
What?

Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,374

@previous (r04r)

you know like on 4chins, it shows who has replied to a post in the top right corner and can link to them

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 33 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,375

@previous (Z-5)
Oh, that's not a bad idea. Slightly tricky to implement due to the code being fucktarded, but that shouldn't be an excuse.

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 42 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,377

@597,354 (r04r)

Not at all, after all we have a dedicated hard core of mememasters amongst us

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 35 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,378

@597,354 (r04r)
@597,369 (r04r)
m8 i think you have forgotten the headline of this thread!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 11 years ago, 33 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,379

@597,377 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
What Minichan memes would you like to preserve???

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 47 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,381

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

Why

All of them

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,382

@597,378 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
A wiki has been mentioned in the past as well. I was just agreeing with that being a shitty idea. "show us who has replied to a post in the post being replied to" is actually a really good idea, though.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,389

@597,381 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
@previous (r04r)
Didn't we briefly have a wiki, once? I distinctly remember there being dram over it.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 46 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,391

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

There was one point where we all attention whored on ED that I remember

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,394

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
No, not ED. This was an external site. A few meme articles were made, one of them was about the Sprite meme. Also, you argued with an anon who was offended by the wiki for some reason.

It may have been a wiki about Tinychan, or one about both TC and MC. I forget the exact details.

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 28 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,396

@597,389 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I don't recall, but my memory isn't exactly good.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,409

@597,375 (r04r)
can confirm: code is fucktarded

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 50 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,434

@597,382 (r04r)
no, that really is a terrible idea.

@588,773 (Green !BEERiVqJJw) on the other hand, is brilliant.

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,448

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Why?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,453

@previous (r04r)
It's messy. In it's ugliness it still serves a purpose on 4chan because they have thousands of posters every day and threads can become prohibitively long and the trail of discussion is easy to lose. MC doesn't suffer from such volume-related issues. Besides, we already have citation previews and snapback links if someone gets confused while scrolling down.

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #597,454

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Fair points, though sometimes I feel like checking who all cited a post. But ah well, now I feel justified doing nothing which is fine by me!

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #598,303

very important feature to limit poll voting by geographic region because we have serious poll fraud in draads like this http://minichan.org/topic/45309

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #598,437

@previous (H)
> implying all polls are not serious cases of poll fraud

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #598,457

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
penis polls are just the bell curve of our time

Anonymous Z-6 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #598,493

you have to use a facebook account to tripfag

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #598,522

@previous (Z-6)
*Google+

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #598,525

@598,493 (Z-6)
implementing this asap, usernames will link to facebook profile

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Anonymous S replied with this 11 years ago, 41 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #598,533

@598,493 (Z-6)
damlol

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #598,546

@598,525 (r04r)
what if i dont have one

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #598,639

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
then no more namefagging for you ;-;

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #598,647

@previous (r04r)
Understood.

It was fun while it lasted.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #598,658

@previous (C)
She didn't say you couldn't avatarfag though...

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #598,660

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
posting images will require a gold star account

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #598,662

@previous (r04r)
I have one, see @588,685 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 46 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #598,663

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
seems legit

Anonymous Z-7 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 51 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #598,668

Change the color name "pink" in the forum style sheet to ~girly~ like it was on that other site :3

Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #598,671

@598,639 (r04r)
On top of requiring a Facebook login, we should really only allow those who have verified their identity with Facebook using their ID or other proofs of identity. This way we will only have quality posts!

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #598,714

@598,668 (Z-7)
That's my site!

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 11 years ago, 4 weeks later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #608,903

An Avatar creator similar to the likes of ProBoards.

Anonymous Z-8 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #608,916

Make topic headline searches, ignoring replies.
Does that make sense? If I search for "running" I don't want to scroll through dozens of replies on "greece is running out of money", instead I want to see the topic named "running thread" on a short list.

Anonymous S replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #608,968

@previous (Z-8)
That's an option in the search, you dingus. Check the form.

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #608,970

@608,916 (Z-8)
@previous (S)
I guess it could force ignore replies when you enter a headline but no body. Though yeah you can already do this by selecting "topics" under "search for".

Anonymous Z-9 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #608,974

@608,968 (S)
@previous (r04r)
Yeah that is the issue. Anon S cannot read.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 7 months later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #677,942

attribute all anon posts to Big Daddy Derek, except C.

buttons joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #677,965

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That's actually a good request

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #677,981

@previous (buttons)
Not for Big Daddy Derek. The Council of Dereks will be so bogged down dealing with reports that they'll cease to be a functional governing body.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous Z-11 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #678,424

Add a hashtag cloud to the Hot Topics page showing relative frequency of use via size.

#NotSoTerribleRequests

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #678,461

@previous (Z-11)
#hashtag #number #poundsign

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #678,494

Add a site map and guestbook.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #678,496

@677,981 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Reported for unfunny "Council of Dereks" shtick.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #678,499

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
> reporting me to the Council of Dereks for "Counsel of Dereks" shtick

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #678,505

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Reported for assuming that the Derek in question was reporting you to the nonexistent so-called "Council of Dereks".