Minichan

The Minichan Situation

It appears that one cannot simply take a hiatus from a forum these days without angry people getting on their ass so I’m here to set a few things straight.

First of all, I’d like to apology to Kook for not being able to answer most of her questions as at this current time frame I shouldn’t really reveal too much of the madness behind my methods. These questions will be addressed at a later date.

Now it appears that the angry anons of Minichan seem to suspect my departure from the board is due to butthurt because of Kook when simply this hiatus is mostly my decision. Kook had been rallying people up to take arms against me and it seemed like a doorway had been open for me to finally leave. That’s something I’d like to thank her for as if she hadn’t done so then I’d probably still be posting mindless shitposts everyday.

The reason for my hiatus is because like some people who may develop an addiction to social media sites like Facebook and Twitter. I have seem to develop an addiction to chan websites such as but not limited to Tinychan, Minichan, Minichan’s IRC, and now Christina’s Forum, which technically is not a chan. So I wanted to see if I could go as long as possible without posting a single thread or reply. It appears my bannishment there will also help this, but it appears this might have just been a joke.

I am not angry or upset at anybody there, not even Kook. I’ve never held anything against her and the only reason she was banned from Christina’s Forum was because of the “Seriously, Catherine?” thread on Minichan in which she started posting pictures. Christina, the admin, messaged me there telling me she felt her forum was under attack though now she suspects this is all aimed toward me. Either way, I’m probably going to try to take another absence from their board too since I failed the first time.

If I was responsible for Kook’s bannishment or not can be debated. The thread she made was about me so I cannot deny that, but this seems like someone persecuting Jewish people for the death of Jesus when really only one man betrayed him according to the biblical story. Not comparing myself to Jesus Christ, just using this as a sort of analogy. So if you want to place blame on me for this it’s still well suited.

I am also writing this entry as a sort of tearful good-bye as I want to try and move past my days on “illegal clones” so I may move on to greener pastures. Unfortunately, this has been rough as I have been having sort of withdraw pains from not being around the board and I have still been reading what has been happening. I must say the board looks better without my notorious shitposts everywhere so maybe this is better for all parties involved. Some of the people I’ve met on the boards, but mostly the IRC, are the most kind, intelligent, and inspirational people I’ve met in my days on the Internet.

Seeing as I sometimes lack self-commitment and self-control. Who knows when I’d be back on the IRC (or the board), but for now I am going to try my best to extend this hiatus for however long I possibly could. Not for Kook, not for the angry anons, but for myself. Love you Minichan, hope our paths cross again someday!

My Relationship with Kook

I feel it is needed for me to make one more post about Kook and myself in case some angry anons try to twist my words around. Keep in mind that I cannot speak for Kook as I am not Kook so her view and opinions of me may be different even if they maybe misconstrue or wrong.

In a recent thread on Minichan, Kook made a claim that she is a super villain in my mind. This is completely untrue, because I have more important things to worry and stress over than some person on the Internet. If anything, she is more of a mosquito in that she chooses her fascinations carefully and I caught her attention. She is merely a mild annoyance at times.

A friend of mine, not going to bring their moniker into this, agreed with me that the word “frenemy” could be used to accurately describe any tensions between the two of us. Normally I tend to like to think up more creative metaphors for any aspects of my life and since the Internet is still a part of my life I see no reason not to here. Sometimes it seems like such tensions between Kook and I are similar to that of a cold-war. Where both sides do not really want to come to blows yet at the same time they often make misconceptions about the opposing side and feel the need to contest each other in politics.

I, as well as a friend of mine, have noticed that it’s incredibly tough to win any arguments or debates with Kook as she appears to be someone, cannot recall the term for it, who keeps arguing until she is victorious. The best way to avoid a lengthy confrontation with her is to just not start one. Sadly I am most likely starting one with this blog post. There have also been times when she asked me a question and to the best of my abilities I try my best to answer without revealing information I don’t want to reveal. This wasn’t enough for her so she kept pressing for more answers.

Kook also claims I was lying about why she was banned from Christina’s Forum when I have the private messages to prove it and could provide a screen capture of them, but I will not do to the tiny shred of respect I have for Christina. I’m sure Kook will try to get me to post the images now that I bring this up.

She wants me to address the slave thread/poll and fake bullying bullshit so I will go into them loosely. The reasons for both instances will not be revealed until the time is right, but I can assure you that one of the reasons for making the slave thread was partially due to my current mood and curiosity to see who Minichanners would select for their personal slave if slavery were still legal. The fake bullying bullshit was more or less an experiment to see how Christina’s Forum users would react to seeing someone upset that nobody picked them for something such as slavery. I will not lie and say it was disappointing that I had zero votes, but at the end of the day, it was just a fucking Internet poll that wasn’t meant to be taken seriously. Kook is correct in saying that it’s also a fetish for me, but that’s another entry. I am also into bondage too.

As for the Syntax vote of mine, sometimes whenever I vote in a poll such as this due to the “anonymity” of them, I vote to make people think it was obviously somebody else while at the same time could also be somebody different. For example, I voted for Syntax so the poll shows 1 vote for him which anyone would normally just dismiss as a Matt vote. I’m also sorry, Kook, I wasn’t being entirely honest when I answered your question as to rather or not I troll. As mentioned in another article, I do occasionally troll, but not very well and only on chan websites. The only time I really seem to troll someone really good was when I was just being honest about myself and it was unintentional.

The sole reason for writing this entry is because I feel Kook deserves an honest answer and the honest truth. She is not a super-villain to me nor an enemy. Sometimes it may appear she is a frenemy to me, but as I have said before in a previous entry. I have absolutely nothing against Kook and I absolutely do not hate her. It seems like even during my hiatus from posting on Minichan specifically the angry anons like to paint a picture that Kook and I are two world superpowers constantly on a collision course when it really is nothing like that at all or at least for me. I cannot speak for Kook since I am not her. It appears the angry anons of Minichan only wish for there to be such a conflict because they are addicted to the drama rather that be Kook/me, Syntax/Matt, whatever. I can sympathize as I am addicted to drama myself, but when I absolutely need to I can forgive and forget.

Now I know this entry will probably end up being misinterpreted, but whatever, I’m not typing this for anyone’s approval as this blog is for the sole purpose of getting my thoughts out and practicing my writing regardless of rather or not it has readers. I was just thinking about Kook recently and how she deserves honest answers from me so I decided to write an entry for it. Anything that happens from here on out will play itself out. There will be no more entries about Kook on this blog.

However, I would like to address one specific anon, maybe several, who knows, who seems to follow me from chan website to chan website or at least just the illegal clones. Now I do not dwell on who it could be, as mentioned above, I have other things to dwell on, but sometimes I enjoy the mystery as to who could be the one following me and I have came up with a few suspicions.

1) It’s Kook posting as Anonymous. From what I’ve heard from a couple of people, Kook does post anonymously. Now does this serve as any proof whatsoever? Absolutely not and she even confirmed herself that she doesn’t post anonymously. Now I’d rather keep my belief that Kook is a lady of her word so this rules her out as a potential suspect.

2) It’s someone who never posted with a name or a new user. This is why I do not dwell on who’s who that much.

3) It’s someone I am well familiar with who seemed to also have a fascination with me, if not obsession. I am talking about Autphag who back on Tinychan seemed to despise me because I am currently exploring my gender identity, but that despisement seemed to temporary turn to jealousy as he said that he feels jealous that I, “have a future”[1], and then he came out as being transgender which also saw a revert in attitude toward me.

While I do not consider Kook an enemy or a super-villain. I feel confident in saying that I do not like Autphag and I find his illegible gibberish to be amusing. Especially his chemistry with the one known as “The Doctor”. I dislike him because he is your usual white supremacist and seems to be quick to use anything to his advantage in order to justify his extremist beliefs, i.e. coming out as transginger like Eric Cartman in the South Park episode, “The Cissy”. So all I would like to say to him is that I hope he doesn’t forget to take his Doctor prescribed dose of Domestos.

I feel it is needed for me to make one more post about Kook and myself in case some angry anons try to twist my words around. Keep in mind that I cannot speak for Kook as I am not Kook so her view and opinions of me may be different even if they maybe misconstrue or wrong.

In a recent thread on Minichan, Kook made a claim that she is a super villain in my mind. This is completely untrue, because I have more important things to worry and stress over than some person on the Internet. If anything, she is more of a mosquito in that she chooses her fascinations carefully and I caught her attention. She is merely a mild annoyance at times.

A friend of mine, not going to bring their moniker into this, agreed with me that the word “frenemy” could be used to accurately describe any tensions between the two of us. Normally I tend to like to think up more creative metaphors for any aspects of my life and since the Internet is still a part of my life I see no reason not to here. Sometimes it seems like such tensions between Kook and I are similar to that of a cold-war. Where both sides do not really want to come to blows yet at the same time they often make misconceptions about the opposing side and feel the need to contest each other in politics.

I, as well as a friend of mine, have noticed that it’s incredibly tough to win any arguments or debates with Kook as she appears to be someone, cannot recall the term for it, who keeps arguing until she is victorious. The best way to avoid a lengthy confrontation with her is to just not start one. Sadly I am most likely starting one with this blog post. There have also been times when she asked me a question and to the best of my abilities I try my best to answer without revealing information I don’t want to reveal. This wasn’t enough for her so she kept pressing for more answers.

Kook also claims I was lying about why she was banned from Christina’s Forum when I have the private messages to prove it and could provide a screen capture of them, but I will not do to the tiny shred of respect I have for Christina. I’m sure Kook will try to get me to post the images now that I bring this up.

She wants me to address the slave thread/poll and fake bullying bullshit so I will go into them loosely. The reasons for both instances will not be revealed until the time is right, but I can assure you that one of the reasons for making the slave thread was partially due to my current mood and curiosity to see who Minichanners would select for their personal slave if slavery were still legal. The fake bullying bullshit was more or less an experiment to see how Christina’s Forum users would react to seeing someone upset that nobody picked them for something such as slavery. I will not lie and say it was disappointing that I had zero votes, but at the end of the day, it was just a fucking Internet poll that wasn’t meant to be taken seriously. Kook is correct in saying that it’s also a fetish for me, but that’s another entry. I am also into bondage too.

As for the Syntax vote of mine, sometimes whenever I vote in a poll such as this due to the “anonymity” of them, I vote to make people think it was obviously somebody else while at the same time could also be somebody different. For example, I voted for Syntax so the poll shows 1 vote for him which anyone would normally just dismiss as a Matt vote. I’m also sorry, Kook, I wasn’t being entirely honest when I answered your question as to rather or not I troll. As mentioned in another article, I do occasionally troll, but not very well and only on chan websites. The only time I really seem to troll someone really good was when I was just being honest about myself and it was unintentional.

The sole reason for writing this entry is because I feel Kook deserves an honest answer and the honest truth. She is not a super-villain to me nor an enemy. Sometimes it may appear she is a frenemy to me, but as I have said before in a previous entry. I have absolutely nothing against Kook and I absolutely do not hate her. It seems like even during my hiatus from posting on Minichan specifically the angry anons like to paint a picture that Kook and I are two world superpowers constantly on a collision course when it really is nothing like that at all or at least for me. I cannot speak for Kook since I am not her. It appears the angry anons of Minichan only wish for there to be such a conflict because they are addicted to the drama rather that be Kook/me, Syntax/Matt, whatever. I can sympathize as I am addicted to drama myself, but when I absolutely need to I can forgive and forget.

Now I know this entry will probably end up being misinterpreted, but whatever, I’m not typing this for anyone’s approval as this blog is for the sole purpose of getting my thoughts out and practicing my writing regardless of rather or not it has readers. I was just thinking about Kook recently and how she deserves honest answers from me so I decided to write an entry for it. Anything that happens from here on out will play itself out. There will be no more entries about Kook on this blog.

However, I would like to address one specific anon, maybe several, who knows, who seems to follow me from chan website to chan website or at least just the illegal clones. Now I do not dwell on who it could be, as mentioned above, I have other things to dwell on, but sometimes I enjoy the mystery as to who could be the one following me and I have came up with a few suspicions.

1) It’s Kook posting as Anonymous. From what I’ve heard from a couple of people, Kook does post anonymously. Now does this serve as any proof whatsoever? Absolutely not and she even confirmed herself that she doesn’t post anonymously. Now I’d rather keep my belief that Kook is a lady of her word so this rules her out as a potential suspect.

2) It’s someone who never posted with a name or a new user. This is why I do not dwell on who’s who that much.

3) It’s someone I am well familiar with who seemed to also have a fascination with me, if not obsession. I am talking about Autphag who back on Tinychan seemed to despise me because I am currently exploring my gender identity, but that despisement seemed to temporary turn to jealousy as he said that he feels jealous that I, “have a future”[1], and then he came out as being transgender which also saw a revert in attitude toward me.

While I do not consider Kook an enemy or a super-villain. I feel confident in saying that I do not like Autphag and I find his illegible gibberish to be amusing. Especially his chemistry with the one known as “The Doctor”. I dislike him because he is your usual white supremacist and seems to be quick to use anything to his advantage in order to justify his extremist beliefs, i.e. coming out as transginger like Eric Cartman in the South Park episode, “The Cissy”. So all I would like to say to him is that I hope he doesn’t forget to take his Doctor prescribed dose of Domestos.

4) Leonidas, someone who seemed to have chosen me as the new girl for him to latch onto and upon me realizing how much of a creep he was, decided to cut any association with him.

Regardless of whomever that anon is I would like to tell them to get a better text voice, because your attempt at portraying multiple people is horrible.

I know this probably doesn’t mean much because I’m just saying it, but I am sorry for not being 100% honest with Kook. She just sometimes pressures me into giving an answer that I do not want to make public and when I try to answer it the best I can that never seems to be enough.

Anyway, feel free to accept or refuse my apology.