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Topic: i just drove past a mormon temple

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #40,936

Ama

hamfist !t5TYQ9eJPs joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #544,367

what did it look like

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #544,368

@previous (hamfist !t5TYQ9eJPs)
Very white and new looking. The angel statue was much bigger than expected

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #544,369

When was the most recent time you drove past a mormon temple?

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #544,370

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
15 minutes ago. A 15 minute drive from me

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 45 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #544,371

@previous (A)
Wow! Are you thinking of switching to that temple now?

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #544,373

Did you stop inside and get baptized?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,395

@previous (Metæ)
Then you no nada about the Mormon Church.

1: They wood not accept such an offer. You have to 1st be a Mormon 2 get inside

2: If Jesus tried to get in - FAIL Jesus wood first have to turn fully white, to stop from being tossed to the curb.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,398

Mormons? More like morons. Ha.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,402

@544,395 (Syntax)
They canceled the whole whites only thing in 1978 though.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,404

@previous (Metæ)
Nice one.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,406

@544,402 (Metæ)
Ture.
However NO ONE who is NOT a member of the Mormon Church is allowed in2 the Temple. You are allowed in the front yard

http://www.mormon.org/faq/purpose-of-temples
Why are only some Mormons allowed into temples? Is there something secret going on in Mormon temples? What goes on in Mormon temples?
Official Answer

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has more than 100 operating temples around the world. Visitors are welcome to visit the temple grounds at all of these temples and attend open houses prior to dedication. However, only baptized members who are qualified and prepared are allowed to enter a temple after it is dedicated.


So Jesus who has yet to be Baptized by the Mormon Church cannot walk up and get in without being tossed to the curb. Tricksters have tried this in Jesus costume on a Cross and failed the entrance test.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,493

lol I was in Utah last week I saw real live Mormons

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,498

@previous (G)

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,503

@544,406 (E)
Yes you are right. Though they do baptize long dead Jews such as Anne Frank.

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,506

@544,498 (H)
I believe that the arms and legs are shorter now.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,512

@544,503 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
They have agreed this is wrong and said they have stopped it.
In fact they have not.
In my will I left instructions and money to make sure if they do it to me it gets retracted.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,517

@previous (Syntax)
Good for you.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,519

@544,512 (Syntax)
Are the instructions and money a 15 minute bus ride from the dingy hovel you rent?

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Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 39 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,526

@544,512 (Syntax)
Wood U re: agree 4 such?

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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,527

@544,368 (A)
why all mormon temples look exactly the same?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #544,736

@544,512 (Syntax)
Cool story faggot
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