Topic: Whom'd win in a pillowfight between Matt and Syntax, fora?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #40,917
Whom'd, fora?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Matt. | 3 | 75% | |
| Syntax. | - | 0% | |
| Everyone. | 1 | 25% | |
| Not sure. | - | 0% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #544,260
Given Matt's health and syntax's age, it'll probably just come down to stamina, as opposed to raw strength. So, I say syntax takes it, easily.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,270
sadly, not the pillows
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 47 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,274
Gazans launching pillows into Israel
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,284
Matt would eat the pillows.Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,286
@previous (E)
Catherine would dress the pillow up in a shirt and then stuff it with socks, underwear, whatever then lay beside it. He would then put on his stuff consisting of a wig and a pair of breast forms then change into his everyday clothes then lay beside it and pretend he has a boyfriend holding him until he falls asleep.
Catherine would dress the pillow up in a shirt and then stuff it with socks, underwear, whatever then lay beside it. He would then put on his stuff consisting of a wig and a pair of breast forms then change into his everyday clothes then lay beside it and pretend he has a boyfriend holding him until he falls asleep.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,301
Matt and syntax face off. Matt is huffing and puffing about the room, and Syntax, having taken 10 myle jogs each morning is doing okay on the stamina front. All of a sudden, the one light bulb goes out. Matt has better basement-vision and hits Syntax squarely in the body. Syntax is knocked back, but he isn't out of the game completely. Syntax pivots around and delivers a solid blow to Matt's face. Matt is stunned, Suddenly Green bursts through the door. "Why aren't you guys in the Minichan fanfic thread??" screams Green. "I thought I told you to join the party and get your shit together?" "Why are you having a fucking pillow fight when the future of the timeloops hangs in the balance?", screamed Green. He was naked and covered in blood, but no one seemed to notice or think that an odd thing for Green. Behind him, a Reptilian agent was busy being shamed by Kook in a thread about Catherine.
"Wot wot wot??", shouts Syntax, "Aye will twat those Reptilian agents by hitting them with a surfboard or bumping into them during the all-night swing dance competition! I bet they don't even live in Satellite Provider anyway!"
"Wot wot wot??", shouts Syntax, "Aye will twat those Reptilian agents by hitting them with a surfboard or bumping into them during the all-night swing dance competition! I bet they don't even live in Satellite Provider anyway!"
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