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Topic: Anyone here ever had heelys?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #40,904

The fun I had with these shoes didn't last long. I wore them a few times when I was in 5th grade and I never, ever walked, just skated. It all came to an end when I went down a double ramp, gaining really high speeds, lost control and crashed into an open locker door. The locker door broke and made a loud snap noise, causing my teacher to walk out of classroom. He sent me to principal where I was written up and he outlawed heelys. The heely fanboys that had gotten me into heelys now hated me and even worse, the expensive shoes went to waste. I'm much older and responsible now and want another pair..

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squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #544,080

psh, i want nothing to do with them. i had to go to court once and when they called me up i skated across the court room and did a little fake ollie and skid to a stop. the judge was super, duper pissed.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #544,090

@previous (squeegee)
At least you knew better. I didn't because I was only 10 or 11.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #544,094

that sounds incredibly embarrasing. I'm sorry.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,126

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
It was well over a decade ago, so no more embarrassment. :D

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,169

They do sound very convenient..

But how do you stop?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,170

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
OP explained that in the topic.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,173

@previous (E)
Sure, but the places that I usually go to don't have any lockers around.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,182

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yes they do, perv.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,191

@544,169 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
They are convenient if you don't feel like walking or running. I even had a trick where I could turn a corner without stopping which isn't easy for anybody. To stop, all you gotta do is run on the tip of your shoes and slow down.

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,192

I once had sex with Major Heely from the TV show, "I Dream OF Genie". Does that count?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,193

@previous (F)
Think you meant Major Healey. That just can't count.

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,194

@previous (A)
Dammit. So I had anal sex for nothing?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,201

@previous (F)
I assume you did.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,250

@previous (A)
That's the joke.
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