Topic: Cave games are fucking awful.

WSD !VBNtXmsnv. started this discussion 11 years ago #40,895

Hurt let's pollute all our games with popcorn enemies, suicide bullets and excessive bullet cancellibg. Also throw in terrible PCBs from the early 90s and grimdark edgy fanfiction-tier plots and bullshit second loops no one can beat, and you have a CAVE game. Fuck CAVE. I will stick to Touhou.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #543,957

What's a cave game, Walt?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #543,960

@previous (B)
I recently read a good article explaining this subject, actually. http://minichan.org/link/5SJLEYVC

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #543,969

Arent caves only for xbox? I never played one

WSD !VBNtXmsnv. (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,015

@previous (D)
Yes, a few years back I got a (rooted) Xbox 360 specifically for them. What an awful mistake. I played Mushihime Sama Futari on Ultra and regretted it, and then the 360 crapped out. Thank God I didn't pay for it.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,040

@OP

> I will stick to Touhou.

Enjoy your lolis.

WSD !VBNtXmsnv. (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 46 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,068

@previous (E)
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,069

Oh, it's some Japanese developer.

I am sorry that your Japanese heroes have let you down, Walt.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,070

@544,068 (WSD !VBNtXmsnv.)
It is if you like good games.

WSD !VBNtXmsnv. (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 47 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,071

@previous (E)
How about you suck my cock asshole?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,072

@543,960 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 45 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,073

@544,071 (WSD !VBNtXmsnv.)
Nice madpost.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,074

@544,068 (WSD !VBNtXmsnv.)
Aren't the Touhou lolis like 6,000 years old (canonically speaking).

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #544,075

@previous (Metæ)
Exactly.

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