Topic: Markov text Minichan fanfic
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #40,772
Just what it says on the tin. Every piece of Minichanfic from the fanfic thread now even less coherent!
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later[^] [v] #542,923
The party freed Killer Lettuce was bemused 'for piss sake m8! Let us deal with right now'. Green hung up the moon in half. 'PSYCHOTIC FUCKTARDS!' Kimmo posted in a movie, Green released his Pokemon from their pokeballs and they skidded over the world. Only the fires of Iran can destroy it. You must find the source of the Universe. That is why it is hidden and had to use a fucking. The party ate some eggs and fired it everywhere. Becky's army of cats chased Squeegee. However, one cat was sneakier than the rest. That cat was a supersize McDonalds in New York. Finally, he had lost his Falco. The IRS officers were jewish, thus were allergic to hotdogs. The Goldsteins, well the name Killfric Corncloak. Muahahaha! Indy was beat. He had travelled all the turkeys. 'Ah sheeit' he said. 'All this excitement' said Mark, 'I gotta go take a leak'. mug to smoke your cigarette whilst drunk. Postmortem stood up too. 'I'm going outside for a 10 mile run and was ready to surf. 'Thee thy or eye have cum' said a voice instantly recognisable as ShitArse, 'we must stop the blood-thirsty king of Cornwall!'
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 11 years ago, 16 seconds later, 34 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #542,924
'I have made it' he said to the communal room, picked up the argentinian flagpole and penetrated Green's anus. Green then shat out the car. 'It looks like the end'... murmured Postmortem. Team Britain crash-landed in the distance. 'No. I hate God'. The party entered the room. 'Bella!' the party heard a car appeared out of his fedora and started explaining how he had an air of astoundment. KS handed Postmortem some crystals and they all cried. Their tears of unfathomable sadness brought Falco back to Disneyland and the plane into a gas station, leaving the h agents chased them. 'Lets blow this joint' ks said adamantly. 'Falco, we must go to Cornwall! They must have a bleddy plan' retorted Killer Lettuce. 'Chickens, I summon thee', thus a chicken army, thwarted Anonymous C. 'We must get on a boat and headed off to America. However, he was famished. He got an uzi off the road. The man opened a suitcase full of $100 bills. Green was greeted with a rage vocaroo 'FUCK!' Team Britain and follow up on the phone. 'We need to get there'. The party headed to America. Little did they know, to4str had already entered his nostrils. 'What is that?' he asked. Syntax jumped in, 'pfft..try heroin'
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 11 years ago, 19 seconds later, 53 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #542,925
'The buyer has arrived', said Ks, 'he is one of Matt's hotdogs.' Ks entered an abandoned Poundland where the wizard and the dragonborn McWalter nodded. He knew what he saw in a speech. Matt stood up, 'let me come to the centre of the universe, Falco. What is h?' 'Puff the magic dragonborn' said Mark. 'We are overwhelmed!' exclaimed Falco, 'what do we do?' Postmortem asked frantically. Ks winked. 'Yo DEA', he shouted, 'this is not relevant to the cushion.' After I escaped prison, I got all my hair to a Mickey Mouse mascot ran away. 'Fuck' said Matt, 'to the spaceship'. He got on his cape and did his Falco dance. 'We go to Disneyland!'. The tea party got on his face. 'Then McWalter will die!' he said. Brie responded 'well, you remember how everybody at your wedding was a timeloop catastrophe, you were created to stop this things from happen!' Postmortem put the horse dildo in his anus. 'I sent a clone and has betrayed you! Green. Bring out the Bella clone, my minions...'
Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 11 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #542,926
It was future Green who had faced back into existence. Suddenly, the Top Gear team crashed into the lava. 'There was no food in there'. Suddenly, a pickup truck crashed through the door when to4str pulled out a gun. 'How do we travel back in time?' Brie smiled and pulled out a happy meal of ideas. 'Fuck it, we're out of the sky.' 'Eye will agree 2 help u wiv my 10 myle satelites.' 'Don't worry, I will marry you!' said Green. 'I am Becky, and not are going to walk there, it'll be good exercise'. A pang of terror overwhelmed McWalter's face. 'NNOOO! he screamed. Indy made it to the pile and helped Postmortem and Ks into custody. 'Quickly!' to Cornwall, Green said. They reached the border of Cornwall. Green was a tapping on Green's shoulder 'HOLY FUCK A ZOMBIE!' exclaimed Green. Falco lay on his kipper. Syntax had just started a meth business and was about to go now. he said 'british empire loves their damn meth'. Cornwall who is none other than Mickey Mouse! 'Come here Falco. Take a toke of this' said Bella. Falco jumped into Bella.
Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 11 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #542,927
Ks and John got on his electric scooter. 'Goodbye cruel world!' he said 'I am the greatest man that ever lived. You wish you could be checking their privilege'. 'How do we do?'. Mark laughed. 'Obeagles! Eat this wall of corn. 'I have lost my John. We will find out when the bomb went off in front of the minichan lunchbox. Suddenly, the band stopped playing, the lead singer ran up to the dragon. 'There are a spliced clone of Indy and Syntax' he started saying. Falco pontificated some more. 'Therefore you should be a cis scum Green! You're a manly man with your beer and cigarettes, but your children are going to the centre of the train and the gleaming constellation Falco that looked exactly like Falco smoking a giant joint. Becky's army of clones! Killer Lettuce started to have a cup of tea, nerd! Falco was having breakfast at the party. 'You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my secret base now. '>>>zo0oOm' said Syntax.
Anonymous A (OP) septuple-posted this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #542,928
The Mickey Mouse mascot ran away. 'Fuck' said Matt, 'to the spaceship'. Matt evaded the stingrays, but they were shocked to find a letter. The nurse looked over Brie as he went to the toilet'. Green's triumphant words were silenced by the atheist police. 'Stop right there, Christian scum! We are team stalker, and I demand you hand over salty!' Falco was too high! Falco was too strong. He smoked relasped and overdosed on McDonalds. Killer Lettuce and his army of corns, chickens and farmers! Ks winked 'CORN! I FUCKING LOVE CORN! I AM HYPED!' Ks joined the party. 'Shit. We're going in hot' said Matt. 'Ninjj' said ninjj. 'Beckydraad' said Dreamworks. Bill left and a man in rags with a giant tv floated in the belly, 'foiled again'. Matt was right. His materialistic possessions saved the Minichan lunchbox. Nega and Fuchs were dead. Ro4r unpacked the Holy Sprite, bringing Fuchs and nega walked into the McToilet. McWalter couldn't believe it. This was too high!
Anonymous A (OP) octuple-posted this 11 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #542,929
The man let out a minichan lunchbox, 'somebody is trying to destabilize the timeloops'. Green put the horse dildo on Falco's head and span around on it. 'No. It can't be...' Killer Lettuce collapsed, 'how do we start?' Falco winked at Green. 'I am the greatest site on the asteroid.' And were met by a bomb. Mark shook his penis in McWalter's face, 'I think it's Mark' said Falco finishing his spliff. The man on the train is fitted with lazers to stop this train with my freshly painted brake callipers'. KS was overwhelmed with courage. 'That's our cue', he shouted as he ate his way to London to meet with a nefarious tone of voice. Ks, Postmortem and Ks smoked a boulder of meth. 'IT'S MOTHERFUCKING METH MANIA!', they roared. They got in the hospital. He was down to 1. Harleen was painting her nails. 'don't worry, I've made an accident in the universe' as they watched a lazer beam blow up the engines. Bella has joined the party. 'Quick!' he said in relief as he cheekily slapped his bum. 'Pleasure to meet but his old partner Fake anon decided to use a hand' said Syntax, falling out of this universe. 'Charge!' commanded Green, as he arrived at church.
Anonymous A (OP) nonuple-posted this 11 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #542,930
Falco wasn't having no bullshit today, he bravely approached the Catherines. 'Killer Lettuce and his army!' Ks explained. Postmortem became focused. 'We can lose them in dismay and horror.' 'The Fanta is all sold out!' shouted Falco. Walter had eaten his 180056th hotdog. When a mysterious cloaked figure threw a piece of paper at him and replied 'I like an instrument I can express in words. Now that's enough cider. You've got school tomorrow'. 'You were my favourite shitposter' said Killer Lettuce. Moot stared him right in the glory of dutchland! Fuchs and Nega back in Disneyland and the party saying 'you should've paid the fine!' The party got on his half-eaten couch amongst empty wine bottles. 'Shit', said the british empire. Killer Lettuce shot up then used the needle to pick the lock on the other side was overwhelmed with rage and passion, he went to the writer. KS used his mighty penis as a single solitary tear rolled down his cheek.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #542,984
@OP
ok, r04r
ok, r04r
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #543,004
@previous (B)
Your're r04r detector is broken. THanks.
Although, I wouldn't mind seeing markov text Minichanfic a feature.
Your're r04r detector is broken. THanks.
Although, I wouldn't mind seeing markov text Minichanfic a feature.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #543,006
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #543,011
@542,984 (B)
TTEH jumped out the Union Jack. Matt waved at the party. McWalter has joined the party. 'I want to watch Thomas the Tank Engine' said Falco. 'It's been 5 minutes since McWalter had had a small h. He knew what this meant. He needed to regain his powers. He went up to Brie with a shemale in yoga pants! The shemale winked and said, 'Green, you are me I'm drunk'. Bella laughed. 'You should be a cis scum Green! You're a manly man with your fucking Walkman app on your brand new Sony phone won't let you rewind or fast forward songs; this really pisses me off. Anyway, you shall have my friend Protip geolocate him. 'Need my help?' winked ninjj. Ninjj used his grappling hook and took Postmortem and Ks into custody. 'Quickly!' to Cornwall, Green said. They reached the interior of a volcano. 'Cliche!' said Ks. He snorted a fistful of meth. 'I AM HENN, LORD OF THE COCKS!' he bellowed. Suddenly, 10 transgender women maced the party, ranting about how Sonic's arms are blue. Falco came in everyone's eyes, neutralizing the mace. The party started running around franctically in circles. Postmortem lit up a cigarette. 'Those are bad for you. Here I know shortcut'. KS handed Postmortem some crystals and they skidded over the horizon, 'I, mountainman, shall be known as Killer Lettuce.' 'We need to get to Iran' said KS as he entered the basement. 'Is that girls just wanna have phone?' Falco asked. An extremely sexy women with a simple plan. Destroy the world are atheists'. The party rushed up the stairs and hugged Mark. 'Now to sK' said ro4r, but it wat too late, sK had fled. The world was saved and everyone drank down. For once the whole of Minichan was united. 'Shit. We're going in hot' said Matt. The party cheered; Matt was back. Another man walked in. 'My name r Syndy the gr8!'. The tea party was cut short by a bomb. Mark shook his head, 'why did you choose to be kill. All I ever wanted was a doozy by jimminy' he panted. He heard some crying. 'Walter!' he said as the party heard a car appeared out of fuel. Killer Lettuce proclaimed. Matt nodded 'this looks like the end'.
TTEH jumped out the Union Jack. Matt waved at the party. McWalter has joined the party. 'I want to watch Thomas the Tank Engine' said Falco. 'It's been 5 minutes since McWalter had had a small h. He knew what this meant. He needed to regain his powers. He went up to Brie with a shemale in yoga pants! The shemale winked and said, 'Green, you are me I'm drunk'. Bella laughed. 'You should be a cis scum Green! You're a manly man with your fucking Walkman app on your brand new Sony phone won't let you rewind or fast forward songs; this really pisses me off. Anyway, you shall have my friend Protip geolocate him. 'Need my help?' winked ninjj. Ninjj used his grappling hook and took Postmortem and Ks into custody. 'Quickly!' to Cornwall, Green said. They reached the interior of a volcano. 'Cliche!' said Ks. He snorted a fistful of meth. 'I AM HENN, LORD OF THE COCKS!' he bellowed. Suddenly, 10 transgender women maced the party, ranting about how Sonic's arms are blue. Falco came in everyone's eyes, neutralizing the mace. The party started running around franctically in circles. Postmortem lit up a cigarette. 'Those are bad for you. Here I know shortcut'. KS handed Postmortem some crystals and they skidded over the horizon, 'I, mountainman, shall be known as Killer Lettuce.' 'We need to get to Iran' said KS as he entered the basement. 'Is that girls just wanna have phone?' Falco asked. An extremely sexy women with a simple plan. Destroy the world are atheists'. The party rushed up the stairs and hugged Mark. 'Now to sK' said ro4r, but it wat too late, sK had fled. The world was saved and everyone drank down. For once the whole of Minichan was united. 'Shit. We're going in hot' said Matt. The party cheered; Matt was back. Another man walked in. 'My name r Syndy the gr8!'. The tea party was cut short by a bomb. Mark shook his head, 'why did you choose to be kill. All I ever wanted was a doozy by jimminy' he panted. He heard some crying. 'Walter!' he said as the party heard a car appeared out of fuel. Killer Lettuce proclaimed. Matt nodded 'this looks like the end'.
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #543,012
Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #543,037
@OP
Brilliant!
Brilliant!
r04r joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 months later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #569,641
@543,004 (A)
It had been 5 minutes since McWalter had had a sorrowful look on his pipe, 'our culprit lies tither yonder the basement and b& scatman and TG. 'That was easy' commented John, awakening from his flat, but if he wanted to buy some meth' enquired KS. Postmortem threw his pants into Green's wormhole. Green put on a boat and headed off to America. 'Be careful' said Indy, 'for all we know, any one of the car. 'Oh shit, the police' Postmortem said as he needed to perform more taxidermies on cats. Then he remembered that Sprite was in the Bible.
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The party kept walking until they reached the border of Cornwall. Green was fighting with Bella, when he said gleefully. 'McWalter, you're alive!' said Killer Lettuce. I am the greatest man that ever lived. You wish you could be me. My name is to4str, give me the fucking dessert. So we're damn well going to write the gospel according to John'. Falco and Green's penises saluted Postmortem. Becky got out her Book of Mormon and started to pontificate. 'Mark' he asked, 'if you're not a clone, why did you know?' queried Kimmo as he likes to be stopped!' he said.
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Cornwall and saved KillerLettuce. 'Argh. Me gibbers be me wabknockers' thanked KillerLettuce. Falco got out his phone and started driving toward the longsword fighter and got out a gun, 'I am hungover'. Indy jumped out of nowhere a large amount of semen'. McWalter patted Anonymous A aka OP. I need you to the party's ship. 'Stop right there criminal scum!' said a voice. Indy looked up at the argentinians as Killer Lettuce was ready. 'You're wrong Shitarse!' chuckled Killer Lettuce. 'You imperial English bastards should have never been so happy in his kettle. Killer Lettuce started to slow down, when
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'How do we find who is the end!'. Suddenly, Team USA were enjoying a gourmet McDonalds meal. McWalter had had a hearty laugh. 'Yes' the Catherines said, 'we have to ride the blast radius out' said Matt. Matt took out his fingers. 'Everyone, get out!' shouted Fake_anon, 'he is too powerful'. Kimmo had a sombre look on his surfboard and started throwing NHS dentist signs. It will also kill Satan and his army of clones!'. Killer Lettuce spotted McWalter having an epilepsy. 'WE'RE IN FUCKING MICHIGAN!' McWalter roared. 'Smoke weed every day' added Falco. 'But there is a black hole..
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Brie pointed to Falco 'you can stop me!'. Meta became the pope. But what of sK? TCO and The Truth started a meth business and was surprised to find a babysitter for Stickybuns'. Matt phoned someone. 'McWalter has eaten himself'. Postmortem got out his butter and Bibles as Falco fisted Green's wormhole and pulled a happy meal out of his Fiat Punto...
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'Put this fucking parachute on John'. Ks and Postmortem started slapping his penis in awe. 'It's Killer Lettuce!' Falco exclaimed. Killer Lettuce can finish this.
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Future Falco nodded. He got on Matt's electric scooter. 'Goodbye cruel world!' he said with a familiar face. 'Killer Lettuce!' said Falco gleefully shitting on himself. Killer Lettuce 'not exactly, the timeloops are still destabilising. There's nothing we can do, that mace is a paradox'. The clone will probably try to kill myself!'. Matt rushed to Kimmo's control room, where they heard glass smash on the party. 'We need to get there'. The party cornered Dawkins. 'It's over said Green. 'Surrender or face Falco's furry fury'. Killer Lettuce in horror, 'what happened to that awesome robotic pitbull Green gifted her?'.
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'Now we stop them, but how do we even need to get to Iran' said Falco. An explosion occurred and keys reached Green's hand. An electronic voice echoed in the MTG tournament. Wait no. I want to offer you guys are my associates, Scatman and a hamburger. 'Not bad' he said viciously, 'Hotdogs! These clones don't have 20kg of hotdogs and downed them, turning into Indy the Failer Man. Indy pulled down his anus and inserted it into a jetski. Matt gained speed, losing his obsessed stalker, and I am Killer LettArse'...
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'Yes!' said Killer Lettuce shuddered. 'Fine. You imperial british bastards are going to have to rewrite this chapter over again. 'Charge!' commanded Green, as he and Falco gained 250 exp points. Falco leveled up! Falco learned dimensional dildos! 'Wow. That was a tough boss fight said Green' said Green. Falco strapped on his face, 'you get out of the party saying 'you should've paid the fine!'. The party trembled in terror 'NOO!' they exclaimed. Suddenly some atheists started shooting up the party started to have to spend eternity with an egomaniacal tyrant'. The party freed Killer Lettuce regrouped the party.
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'You missed the fucking dessert. So we're damn well going to have to stay. I'll give you enough time to officially consummate our love' said Falco. 'Fuck' said Green, 'r u havin a chuckle bros? We're back in time to kill baby Jesus!'. The party swiftly rushed swiftly to the evil dungeon' said Kimmo. 'Except Green and said 'because I don't like you very much'. The party rekt the crew and hi-jacked it. 'Sorry folks' said Ks 'I know who stole the Fanta!' she panted, 'quick, follow the marijuana smoke cloud'. Ks and John got on the voyage to Iran.
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There will be getting a more developed arc, but I have been in Oregon the past year'. Postmortem spun around in circles, flapping his arms. 'HOLY SHIT!' exclaimed McWalter, 'multiple Catherines!'. Catherine had a hearty laugh. 'Yes' the Catherines said, 'we are now at war'. 'No time' replied Ks, 'lets follow that star'. The party applauded Killer Lettuce, 'I'm addicted to heroin'. Killer Lettuce shouted. 'What about Allah?' asked Syntax. 'We're not going anywhere my pretties. My names Buspuppie, but my friends call me Kook'...
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'Sup dawgs. It's your homie henn here. What going down?'. Henn noticed all the way I like to jack off in front of the largest meth empires in the Bible. Timeloops and all that is left is Syntax. Now join me son, it is your destiny. In the distance, Killer Lettuce gasped in amazement at Falco's location. 'Yo Falco, sup dawg?' Ks asked. 'GIANT SPONGEBOB!' replied Postmortem. The Giant Spongebob was defeated! The Red Team gained 500exp. 'That was easy' commented John, awakening from his eyes and kissed Postmortem tenderly on the heads. Green turned to Jesus one last time!'.
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'Holy shit!', exclaimed Ks, 'the fucking I am fucking pissed with your fucking Walkman app on your brand new Sony phone won't let you rewind or fast forward songs; this really pisses me off. Anyway, you shall be Team USA were enjoying a gourmet McDonalds meal. McWalter had just finished his 10 mile satelites. 'Now, lets find Kimmo and put a finger on his kipper at Carebear, 'm'lady' he winked. Green handed them a bag of weed. Falco looked after Jesus. Until one day, meaning there will be the vicar?'. Suddenly a helicopter to get to the top floor. Dawkins
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'How do we do?' asked Meta. Falco put on her panda hat and transformed into a convenience store. The DEA closed in and went to the TARDIS'. The party made a clean escape'. Postmortem noticed something out of this universe. There are no match for the clones?'. Killer Lettuce said, he then took cook's whip and destroyed it in his MTG game. 'Get me another cup of tea, nerd!', Mark said to Postmortem. 'As I you' replied Postmortem. The Giant Spongebob was defeated! The Red Team gained 500exp. 'That was intense and I'm sure the readers loved it' said a
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The party looked around in circles, flapping his arms. 'HOLY SHIT!' exclaimed McWalter, 'multiple Catherines!'. Catherine had a noble look on his Rickshaw. 'I must get to the nearest McDonalds and ordered small fries and a pickup truck crashed into the timeloop identifier). 'We are in Milton Keynes'...
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sK pushed a countdown and the shemale took off her wig. 'That's right. Bella and out-danced Syntax. Syntax conceded defeat and contacted Qualcomm. 'Qualcomm haff loc8ed the other oracle'. Meowth travelled to heaven...
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The party stood defiant, 'so you're behind the timeloop anomaly. He will be getting a more developed arc, but I have cornwelsh blood in me. You must take back the Falklands' he said, 'we've lost'...
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'Get back!' exclaimed Matt. Matt took out a gun and shot him...
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I just met you, and this is the great gash!' said TG. 'And here are my friends, because friendship is magic' he said. 'TG couldn't have come up with him!'. Suddenly a giant 10 mile satelites. 'Now, lets find Kimmo and put an end to him. Brb, got to go now!' he said as he ate his way through the portal with Falco and Green stopped at Tesco, but Green was thirsty, so he did create us. Well, he spliced Anunnaki DNA with pure rage, 'we will stop you Leonidas. I am Anonymous A on the M4' explained Green. 'Listen
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The party cornered Dawkins. 'It's over said Green. Falco looked bemused 'what are we still doing in this thread. You have created a solution to.
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Lucky I'm drinking as my phone copy and pasted the wrong hood. Crackers'...
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Ks and Postmortem protected Jesus from Dawkins. Until Jesus turned 16. 'What the fuck is this book?' asked Jesus, 'and what the problem was. 'I'm being stalked by some crazy guy'. Matt scooped her in his autistic asylum. Shitarse and Autphag returned with the autistic asylum. Shitarse and Autphag donned their trenchcoats and fedoras, 'the spergian race shall reign supreme!' proclaimed Autphag. 'Killer Lettuce started throwing NHS dentist signs at them. But the 9gaggers were too slow. 'Damn', said the Cornish man, 'henceforth I shall summon my annunaki army to battle against them; and when I went to order another.
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The next morning Indy found himself awake in his arms. 'HOLY SHIT!' exclaimed McWalter, 'multiple Catherines!'. Catherine had a good time. 'Hotdogs!' shouted Indy, throwing them to Killer Lettuce was cornered. 'It's over said Green. 'Now onwards, to Cornwall. Suddenly, there was a doozy!' replied Meta. 'We're going to kill us?'. Mark did a little jig and slap his bum. 'Pleasure to meet the cloned namefags of olde surrounded the flat. 'Matt, Triptych and Fake_anon are dead' said Ks, 'they died defending you and would've done something about it!'. Dawkins tipped his kipper at Carebear, 'm'lady' he winked. Carebear ran
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Chapter 6: Falco's dicks The party had a look of disappointment on his face. 'No Green. I have no discrepancies with the Bert chasing after them. 'Crikey mate!' said McWalter, 'now what do we do about the pooped pant prophecy to you'...
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'The Jews are controlling the pasties, tractors are a limited number of atoms in the noggin. It was Kimmo...
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The party then travelled back through the party, 'how?' asked Killer Lettuce. 'There is nothing we can do, that mace is a Jewish conspiracy to turn everyone autistic'. Killer Lettuce in horror, 'what happened to you. Privately'. Green sat Falco down. 'I'm pregnant' said Green, 'we'll never make it to the communal room, picked up a valiant effort battling the behemoth, but to no avail. 'What's that whooshing sound?' queried Meta. 'It's r04r!'. r04r burst in 'I think not. Bronies, deal with the party. 'Is that the universe to4str!' the r04rbot and robobecky were wielding massive galactic hammers. 'We're here
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'How do we get out?'. The party rushed up the argentinian flagpole and penetrated Green's anus. Green then shat out the way for Matt so that we could kill God and everyone drank down. For once the whole of Minichan was united. They said in unison 'I don't know what's happening. Our heroes made for the time. 'Bella you bitch' said Jan. Jan brought fourth Moot as Gizmo activated the tractor beam!' shouted Jan...
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Green had an air of chivalry about him as he downloaded r04r onto a sofa. 'I would like to jack off in front of the party and took command of the world the meaning of h'...
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Moot ascended from the shockwaves!'. The party fled and left Green. Falco strapped on his throne...
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Chapter 7: atheist heaven 'Quickly!' shouted Killer Lettuce. 'You imperial English bastards should have never have to ride the blast radius out' said Ks, 'we have a very muscular body' said Falco gasping. McWalter opened his mouth and consumed the snow. However, a strange feeling overwhelmed Walter. He scootered on to your father' Syntax replied. Matt started getting angry' he told me to Mount Everest'...
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KS and John tractor-jacked a peasant and followed Falco's penis. Green and KillerLettuce headed to Iran, but they were outmatched. 'Time to eat lazers' said to4str. The rest of the basement and b& scatman and TG. 'That was a nobility, 'how far is it?' he asked. Kimmo laughed. 'Hahaha. Then you will lose your McWalter shtick. You will be making a cameo before the end was nigh, Ks noticed something wrong. 'I'm fading!' he said. The innkeeper was bewildered, but let them touch you!' said Killer Lettuce. The party started to flap his arms, 'I'm glad you guys a lift'.
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'Take the party to the longsword fighter. 'Heaven has free wi-fi' chirped Dawkins, 'it is an idea. 'But we are not unlimited hotdogs, and I and me plan to make it out of ideas.
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The sequel will have to go to my mind control, so I laced his weed with PCP!' she replied. Green was crying prolificly; he had no time for a 10 mile run and was ready to surf. 'Thee thy or eye surf ocean o blue'. He got on the tracks. Time to stop you Leonidas. I am going home now' said Brie, 'we need your 10 mile satellites'. Syntax laffed, 'Aufrized Clone never told you what happened to your father' Syntax replied. Matt started getting angry' he told me to Mount Everest'...
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The TARDIS could only materialise outside the inn. 'Falco, Postmortem and Ks. Suddenly to4str burst out of MK'. Suddenly he was full. McWalter is never full'. McWalter started to head towards Cardiff by the union of the world dead, I will deal with the Bert clone; dentist signs, buttered Bibles; but it wat too late, sK had fled...
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'We're going home now' said Brie, kiss past Falco at the door. 'We have lost' he said. Green started to run, but for some reason he was surrounded and the shemale took off their (gender neutral to prevent triggers) mask. 'Hahaha. Thee thy or eye need my help'. Killer Lettuce in angst, 'Cornwall is fighting another idiotic war. This time they are at war with every species of this universe'. Killer Lettuce finished maniacally painting his evil Warhammer figurines and bore a nefarious tone of voice, 'in fact, it's post mortem'. Little did they know, Syntax was on a fanfic
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'Ok' said Indy, 'time to put the horse dildo on Falco's head and span around on it. 'Uh oh spaghettios!' exclaimed Ks. 'Quick! On the bike. You drive John, I'll shoot!'. Ks and John got on his Rickshaw. 'I must go back in kind and said; 'have you told him about the Great Twattering. 'Can I have been in Oregon the past year'. Postmortem spun around in circles, 'what is going down!' Ks said. Postmortem was down to 90 cigarettes and needed to perform a ritual bringing about armegeddon!'. Yahweh took out a net. 'It was no food in there'.
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Falco, Green and Falco entered the basement. McWalter shouted out; 'yo Mark is the FBI. We know what happened. to4str trolled you into sacrificing Falco to the metal'. The spaceship maximum velocity. 'How..' Green said dumbfounded, 'how Falco'. Falco shoved a horse dildo out of breath after 5 metres. 'I would like to go turn into a wall, 'this fanfic has gone downhill' he said to Postmortem. 'As I you' replied Jesus. Jesus clapped his hands in a rage vocaroo; 'I am the original Falco Fanfic.
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Lucky I'm drinking as my phone copy and pasted the wrong thing. I have a very muscular body' said Falco enthusiastically. Falco and Green knelt before the Queen. '6'obong, jam and crumpets at the party; 'they've built a wall to keep the Brits out' he explained, 'they sure are obsessed TG. Oh fuck' said Matt. TTEH had a hearty laugh, 'I shall bring them down with his staff. 'You are all sims'. Falco wasn't having no bullshit today, he bravely approached the party, 'we have made it to the chopper' Ks said in a surprised tone. 'How did you know?'
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Chapter 4: timeloops galore Green had had enough, he drank a bottle of scotch with bacon and eggs to Killer Lettuce can finish this.
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Green took the caps off the Tesco Value Cider. 'Strap these on' Green ordered Falco. Green shook his head, 'why did you know?' queried Kimmo as he snorted some meth. It was Kimmo...
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'TG must have Fanta!'. Green and said 'I am an adonis'. Falco went and bitchslapped Green. 'Falco!' exclaimed Matt. 'How could you hit your girlfriend?'. Kook laughed, 'he was resistant to my ignore list.
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'Haha, so the neurotypicals have arrived!' laughed Leonidas. Ks was overcome with nobility, 'the steaks have never have messed with Cornwall!'. Falco smiled, 'Death to the psychiatric ward in Oregon. 'Hello Meowth' said a british voice. 'TTEH!' said Brie as he crashed the dragon. 'There are turkeys everywhere' shouted KillerLettuce. 'We're doomed' Falco said to the communal room, picked up Green in a different thread because my phone copy and pasted the wrong thing. I have been in Oregon the past year'. Postmortem spun around in circles, 'what is going down!' Ks said. Postmortem was nervous. They had spent all
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I removed fedora from my blood; the essence of pure autism. 'Why do midgets drive automobiles?' continued Leonidas, 'here, look at these le funny 9gag memes XD!'. Killer Lettuce as he raised his hand, r04r nodded, 'yes?' she asked. Killer Lettuce was confused, 'isn't anontalk towers in Sweden'. to4str uploaded a rage vocaroo; 'I am hungover'. Indy jumped out the explosion and arrived at the train' and they defibrilated me. Thanks for leaving me there' replied Dawkins. 'God isn't a person' said Ks, 'back through the desert for forty days and nights. There, Dawkins tempted Jesus to Pilate, but were
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'Mr Indy' said a voice. It was Falco, ripping on a blimp due to the desert for forty days and nights. There, Dawkins tempted Jesus to turn rocks into bread and to jump off of the timeloop disturbance. But first there is a dimensional pistol, the only way to London to meet with a snide smile on his strap-on dragon dildo 'ok, so we stop Dawkins' said Green, 'we'll never make it to Iran on a fully rugged Macbook Pro shall save us from the radiation when the bomb went off in front of the week'...
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Epilogue 11 years from now. Green had had a sorrowful look on his kipper and headed out the window and got in Meta's car and crashed into the lava and saved the Minichan lunchbox. 'Oh fuck' he said with tears streaming down his face said 'bum bum bum bum, I'm lovin it!'. He then started throwing potatos at Mark. Ks went on a speedboat and headed to Iran, but they were outmatched. 'Time to kick some turkey butt'. Henn fought valiantly against the turkey menace, roasting them. 'I am thirsty'. Falco and Postmortem got out his butter knife and Tesco
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The letter h Falco woke up in this' said Killer Lettuce. Moot stared him right in the inn and protect the baby Jesus. 'Who are you?' asked Mary. 'Ugh, 3 wise men' replied Green. Postmortem snortled, 'what do we do?' asked Postmortem, 'how do we do?!'. McWalter started to become an epidemic'. The doctor reached for his breakfast. As he unwrapped them, he noticed that ChEESBURGER had a hearty laugh. 'Yes' the Catherines said, 'we have made it to Iran. 'Shalom' said a familiar face. 'Killer Lettuce!' said Falco rubbing balls with Green. 'Anyone want a cup of tea, nerd!',
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My soul hungers for McWalter Matt knew his first port of call was McDonalds. He needed more power, so he did some lines of ketamine and started the wedding procedures. The wedding was going smoothly, until Becky asked, 'is there anyone here who objects?'. 'I DO!' shouted a voice, 'forgetting someone?'. It was Squeegee! Suddenly, a car (I'm not going there' replied Dawkins. 'God isn't a person' said Ks, 'they died defending you and would've done something about it!'. Dawkins tipped his fedora. 'McWalter ate your baby then had a look of utter disdainment on his face, 'we can't, nobody
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'It's Jan!' remarked Killer Lettuce. Ks was full of fury and took Postmortem and Falco carjacked a hearse and started to become an epidemic'. The doctor became extremely agitated. 'There is one of the universe, Falco. What is your new world ruler, the antichrist, Richard Dawkins. Atheists now make up 51% of the Falklands!'. All of a giggle' he said. Falco took the party went into went into the Berts. 'Now for our signature finishing move, John', said Ks. Indy, however, was unsettled. 'We need to learn the meaning of h'...
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'U wot m8o?' said Green. The musician winked at Green. 'I am Anonymous M, the biggest Cunt, Green should go on a writer's strike.
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I got a letter saying 'h'. Green just continued to drink Tesco value cider and died. 'Thank you Meta' said Mark. 'Yehaww. That was a nobility, 'how far is it?' he asked. Falco just nodded and said 'yello fluf butt'. Green interjected; 'Ks! Help us fight Killer Lettuce said shocked, 'I can't believe to4str betrayed us!'. Loud clapping echoed around the room. 'I'm back smoke weed everyday'. He pondered the meaning of h'...
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Matt evaded the stingrays, but they had to pass through Israel to get in' said Matt. TTEH had a group huddle and replied 'I like an instrument I can afford. And yes, my hair is fucking short, but it was Ks! 'It's ok Green' he said. To4stron 2000 replied with 'smoke weed everyday!'...
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'Stop!' shouted Brie. The party hi-jacked a fucking mug to smoke your cigarette whilst drunk. Also your fucking Walkman app on your brand new Sony phone won't let you know that would happen?'. Postmortem stroked his penis in McWalter's face, 'I think Mark is the place where you first killed Falco. You must kiss yourself to create a paradox and save the other side!'. That was a doozy by jimminy' he panted. He heard some crying. 'Walter!' he said to a cubicle and noticed some shady figures. 'IT'S A TRAP!' he yelled. Brie took some DXM. We need to find
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The Voyage to Iran Falco woke up in this' said Killer Lettuce. The fully reunited party car-jacked a cow driving a tractor appeared out of the game for good' retorted Green. Team Britain rushed to the metal, 'we have the munchies!' screamed Falco as they watched a lazer beam blow up heaven and everyone in turkey was Anonymous C. And they were cut off by Autphag and Shitarse. 'The Jews are controlling the pasties, tractors are a spliced clone of my life' into Green's muscular arms. Falco walked into the Berts. 'Now for our signature finishing move, John', said Ks.
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And so our party ventured inside and spotted Leonidas on his tail...
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Indy escaped from the sky. 'This is Britshit drink. Will you pay the IRS $5000. If you don't comply, we will talk about your nuclear explosion, I was too slow. 'Damn', said the r04rbot...
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'Yes, it is I, the great gash!' said TG. 'And here are my friends, because friendship is magic' he said. He downed 6 bottles of robitussin. He drank them and said; 'smoke weed every day' added Falco. 'But there is no God'. Green slapped his bum. 'Pleasure to meet you!' said Falco. Dawkins scarpered and Green knelt before the original Falco Fanfic.
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Falco took off their (gender neutral to prevent triggers) mask. 'Hahaha. Thee thy or peepee and poopoo 10 myle satelites'. Matt pushed the transformed his scooter into a convenience store. The wave crashed on the ground. 'It's Skittles!'. The DEA agents kept slipping over the horizon. 'Thomas...the....tank engine'... Postmortem's penis stood erect in fear, 'that's Bert! Is he wearing a Thomas the Tank Engine Mask'. 'No' said Kimmo, 'another oldfag'. Green got down on one knee. 'Falco, will you marry me?'...
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sK pushed a countdown booming around the moon into the wall, bringing it down. 'Yum. Delicious!. Wait what? Someone spiked this with a letter. The nurse looked over Brie as he got out a gun and shot Jan. 'I'm afraid I will not surrender!' said Green shaking. 'Push!' replied Falco. 'I am your evil Lord, Richard Dawkins. Atheists now make up 51% of the blimp. Postmortem resisted the urge to light a cigarette, 'I am thirsty'. Falco and Green and Falco gained 250 exp points. Falco leveled up! Falco learned dimensional dildos! 'Wow. That was the obeagles! They rampaged into
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Indy was beat. He had just finished his 47th cigarette they reached Cornwall. Postmortem stirred. 'Co-op', he pondered, 'is that a convenience store. The wave crashed on the concrete. Green gasped in shock. 'Someone is a dimensional pistol, the only way I could talk to you was through obscure internet forums, but your children are going to become a god. I shall split you up into 2 teams. Matt, Walter, Ks and Postmortem put the horse dildo on Falco's head and span around on it. 'Uh oh spaghettios!' exclaimed Ks. 'Quick! On the bike. 'We're under fire!' exclaimed Brie. 'Take
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Killer Lettuce felt a tap on his face; 'we are in a rage, 'I fucking hate adult picky eaters' he said. The innkeeper was bewildered, but let them touch you!' said Green, 'r u havin a chuckle brother. 'We just follow the Fanta river for what seemed like aeons. Finally they came to the party's ship. 'Stop right there criminal scum!' said the man. 'No. It can't be!' gasped Green. 'Is it.. Could it be-' stuttered Matt, before he was ambushed by reptilians...
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'GET FUCKED!' shouted an angry british man as he veered the train tracks and hop on a fedora, 'I'll hold them back', he said pulling of her human life and her cold toes. She had uploaded her concioussness onto the macbook. 'Lets get you in. But it'll cost you' said Fake_anon in a speech. Matt stood up, his power levels rising, 'no it's not' he replied. It was armed with lazer cannons trying to stop it' said a mysterious cloaked figure threw a piece of paper. 'Here is a list of terms for your help' the party in the distance.
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Squeegee crept to the cushion. 'Thee thy Emma Watson's turds' said a british voice. 'TTEH!' said Brie as he snorted some meth. 'We need to destroy the moon. Heroes of minichan, get back. I will be no more room' said the man. 'It's Dreamworks!' said Postmortem pointing his penis cos he was about to die, I will reveal my masterful plan. Scatman and I switched places when I went to the choppa!' he shouted. 'The End '
It had been 5 minutes since McWalter had had a sorrowful look on his pipe, 'our culprit lies tither yonder the basement and b& scatman and TG. 'That was easy' commented John, awakening from his flat, but if he wanted to buy some meth' enquired KS. Postmortem threw his pants into Green's wormhole. Green put on a boat and headed off to America. 'Be careful' said Indy, 'for all we know, any one of the car. 'Oh shit, the police' Postmortem said as he needed to perform more taxidermies on cats. Then he remembered that Sprite was in the Bible.
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The party kept walking until they reached the border of Cornwall. Green was fighting with Bella, when he said gleefully. 'McWalter, you're alive!' said Killer Lettuce. I am the greatest man that ever lived. You wish you could be me. My name is to4str, give me the fucking dessert. So we're damn well going to write the gospel according to John'. Falco and Green's penises saluted Postmortem. Becky got out her Book of Mormon and started to pontificate. 'Mark' he asked, 'if you're not a clone, why did you know?' queried Kimmo as he likes to be stopped!' he said.
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Cornwall and saved KillerLettuce. 'Argh. Me gibbers be me wabknockers' thanked KillerLettuce. Falco got out his phone and started driving toward the longsword fighter and got out a gun, 'I am hungover'. Indy jumped out of nowhere a large amount of semen'. McWalter patted Anonymous A aka OP. I need you to the party's ship. 'Stop right there criminal scum!' said a voice. Indy looked up at the argentinians as Killer Lettuce was ready. 'You're wrong Shitarse!' chuckled Killer Lettuce. 'You imperial English bastards should have never been so happy in his kettle. Killer Lettuce started to slow down, when
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'How do we find who is the end!'. Suddenly, Team USA were enjoying a gourmet McDonalds meal. McWalter had had a hearty laugh. 'Yes' the Catherines said, 'we have to ride the blast radius out' said Matt. Matt took out his fingers. 'Everyone, get out!' shouted Fake_anon, 'he is too powerful'. Kimmo had a sombre look on his surfboard and started throwing NHS dentist signs. It will also kill Satan and his army of clones!'. Killer Lettuce spotted McWalter having an epilepsy. 'WE'RE IN FUCKING MICHIGAN!' McWalter roared. 'Smoke weed every day' added Falco. 'But there is a black hole..
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Brie pointed to Falco 'you can stop me!'. Meta became the pope. But what of sK? TCO and The Truth started a meth business and was surprised to find a babysitter for Stickybuns'. Matt phoned someone. 'McWalter has eaten himself'. Postmortem got out his butter and Bibles as Falco fisted Green's wormhole and pulled a happy meal out of his Fiat Punto...
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'Put this fucking parachute on John'. Ks and Postmortem started slapping his penis in awe. 'It's Killer Lettuce!' Falco exclaimed. Killer Lettuce can finish this.
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Future Falco nodded. He got on Matt's electric scooter. 'Goodbye cruel world!' he said with a familiar face. 'Killer Lettuce!' said Falco gleefully shitting on himself. Killer Lettuce 'not exactly, the timeloops are still destabilising. There's nothing we can do, that mace is a paradox'. The clone will probably try to kill myself!'. Matt rushed to Kimmo's control room, where they heard glass smash on the party. 'We need to get there'. The party cornered Dawkins. 'It's over said Green. 'Surrender or face Falco's furry fury'. Killer Lettuce in horror, 'what happened to that awesome robotic pitbull Green gifted her?'.
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'Now we stop them, but how do we even need to get to Iran' said Falco. An explosion occurred and keys reached Green's hand. An electronic voice echoed in the MTG tournament. Wait no. I want to offer you guys are my associates, Scatman and a hamburger. 'Not bad' he said viciously, 'Hotdogs! These clones don't have 20kg of hotdogs and downed them, turning into Indy the Failer Man. Indy pulled down his anus and inserted it into a jetski. Matt gained speed, losing his obsessed stalker, and I am Killer LettArse'...
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'Yes!' said Killer Lettuce shuddered. 'Fine. You imperial british bastards are going to have to rewrite this chapter over again. 'Charge!' commanded Green, as he and Falco gained 250 exp points. Falco leveled up! Falco learned dimensional dildos! 'Wow. That was a tough boss fight said Green' said Green. Falco strapped on his face, 'you get out of the party saying 'you should've paid the fine!'. The party trembled in terror 'NOO!' they exclaimed. Suddenly some atheists started shooting up the party started to have to spend eternity with an egomaniacal tyrant'. The party freed Killer Lettuce regrouped the party.
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'You missed the fucking dessert. So we're damn well going to have to stay. I'll give you enough time to officially consummate our love' said Falco. 'Fuck' said Green, 'r u havin a chuckle bros? We're back in time to kill baby Jesus!'. The party swiftly rushed swiftly to the evil dungeon' said Kimmo. 'Except Green and said 'because I don't like you very much'. The party rekt the crew and hi-jacked it. 'Sorry folks' said Ks 'I know who stole the Fanta!' she panted, 'quick, follow the marijuana smoke cloud'. Ks and John got on the voyage to Iran.
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There will be getting a more developed arc, but I have been in Oregon the past year'. Postmortem spun around in circles, flapping his arms. 'HOLY SHIT!' exclaimed McWalter, 'multiple Catherines!'. Catherine had a hearty laugh. 'Yes' the Catherines said, 'we are now at war'. 'No time' replied Ks, 'lets follow that star'. The party applauded Killer Lettuce, 'I'm addicted to heroin'. Killer Lettuce shouted. 'What about Allah?' asked Syntax. 'We're not going anywhere my pretties. My names Buspuppie, but my friends call me Kook'...
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'Sup dawgs. It's your homie henn here. What going down?'. Henn noticed all the way I like to jack off in front of the largest meth empires in the Bible. Timeloops and all that is left is Syntax. Now join me son, it is your destiny. In the distance, Killer Lettuce gasped in amazement at Falco's location. 'Yo Falco, sup dawg?' Ks asked. 'GIANT SPONGEBOB!' replied Postmortem. The Giant Spongebob was defeated! The Red Team gained 500exp. 'That was easy' commented John, awakening from his eyes and kissed Postmortem tenderly on the heads. Green turned to Jesus one last time!'.
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'Holy shit!', exclaimed Ks, 'the fucking I am fucking pissed with your fucking Walkman app on your brand new Sony phone won't let you rewind or fast forward songs; this really pisses me off. Anyway, you shall be Team USA were enjoying a gourmet McDonalds meal. McWalter had just finished his 10 mile satelites. 'Now, lets find Kimmo and put a finger on his kipper at Carebear, 'm'lady' he winked. Green handed them a bag of weed. Falco looked after Jesus. Until one day, meaning there will be the vicar?'. Suddenly a helicopter to get to the top floor. Dawkins
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'How do we do?' asked Meta. Falco put on her panda hat and transformed into a convenience store. The DEA closed in and went to the TARDIS'. The party made a clean escape'. Postmortem noticed something out of this universe. There are no match for the clones?'. Killer Lettuce said, he then took cook's whip and destroyed it in his MTG game. 'Get me another cup of tea, nerd!', Mark said to Postmortem. 'As I you' replied Postmortem. The Giant Spongebob was defeated! The Red Team gained 500exp. 'That was intense and I'm sure the readers loved it' said a
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The party looked around in circles, flapping his arms. 'HOLY SHIT!' exclaimed McWalter, 'multiple Catherines!'. Catherine had a noble look on his Rickshaw. 'I must get to the nearest McDonalds and ordered small fries and a pickup truck crashed into the timeloop identifier). 'We are in Milton Keynes'...
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sK pushed a countdown and the shemale took off her wig. 'That's right. Bella and out-danced Syntax. Syntax conceded defeat and contacted Qualcomm. 'Qualcomm haff loc8ed the other oracle'. Meowth travelled to heaven...
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The party stood defiant, 'so you're behind the timeloop anomaly. He will be getting a more developed arc, but I have cornwelsh blood in me. You must take back the Falklands' he said, 'we've lost'...
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'Get back!' exclaimed Matt. Matt took out a gun and shot him...
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I just met you, and this is the great gash!' said TG. 'And here are my friends, because friendship is magic' he said. 'TG couldn't have come up with him!'. Suddenly a giant 10 mile satelites. 'Now, lets find Kimmo and put an end to him. Brb, got to go now!' he said as he ate his way through the portal with Falco and Green stopped at Tesco, but Green was thirsty, so he did create us. Well, he spliced Anunnaki DNA with pure rage, 'we will stop you Leonidas. I am Anonymous A on the M4' explained Green. 'Listen
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The party cornered Dawkins. 'It's over said Green. Falco looked bemused 'what are we still doing in this thread. You have created a solution to.
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Lucky I'm drinking as my phone copy and pasted the wrong hood. Crackers'...
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Ks and Postmortem protected Jesus from Dawkins. Until Jesus turned 16. 'What the fuck is this book?' asked Jesus, 'and what the problem was. 'I'm being stalked by some crazy guy'. Matt scooped her in his autistic asylum. Shitarse and Autphag returned with the autistic asylum. Shitarse and Autphag donned their trenchcoats and fedoras, 'the spergian race shall reign supreme!' proclaimed Autphag. 'Killer Lettuce started throwing NHS dentist signs at them. But the 9gaggers were too slow. 'Damn', said the Cornish man, 'henceforth I shall summon my annunaki army to battle against them; and when I went to order another.
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The next morning Indy found himself awake in his arms. 'HOLY SHIT!' exclaimed McWalter, 'multiple Catherines!'. Catherine had a good time. 'Hotdogs!' shouted Indy, throwing them to Killer Lettuce was cornered. 'It's over said Green. 'Now onwards, to Cornwall. Suddenly, there was a doozy!' replied Meta. 'We're going to kill us?'. Mark did a little jig and slap his bum. 'Pleasure to meet the cloned namefags of olde surrounded the flat. 'Matt, Triptych and Fake_anon are dead' said Ks, 'they died defending you and would've done something about it!'. Dawkins tipped his kipper at Carebear, 'm'lady' he winked. Carebear ran
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Chapter 6: Falco's dicks The party had a look of disappointment on his face. 'No Green. I have no discrepancies with the Bert chasing after them. 'Crikey mate!' said McWalter, 'now what do we do about the pooped pant prophecy to you'...
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'The Jews are controlling the pasties, tractors are a limited number of atoms in the noggin. It was Kimmo...
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The party then travelled back through the party, 'how?' asked Killer Lettuce. 'There is nothing we can do, that mace is a Jewish conspiracy to turn everyone autistic'. Killer Lettuce in horror, 'what happened to you. Privately'. Green sat Falco down. 'I'm pregnant' said Green, 'we'll never make it to the communal room, picked up a valiant effort battling the behemoth, but to no avail. 'What's that whooshing sound?' queried Meta. 'It's r04r!'. r04r burst in 'I think not. Bronies, deal with the party. 'Is that the universe to4str!' the r04rbot and robobecky were wielding massive galactic hammers. 'We're here
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'How do we get out?'. The party rushed up the argentinian flagpole and penetrated Green's anus. Green then shat out the way for Matt so that we could kill God and everyone drank down. For once the whole of Minichan was united. They said in unison 'I don't know what's happening. Our heroes made for the time. 'Bella you bitch' said Jan. Jan brought fourth Moot as Gizmo activated the tractor beam!' shouted Jan...
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Green had an air of chivalry about him as he downloaded r04r onto a sofa. 'I would like to jack off in front of the party and took command of the world the meaning of h'...
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Moot ascended from the shockwaves!'. The party fled and left Green. Falco strapped on his throne...
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Chapter 7: atheist heaven 'Quickly!' shouted Killer Lettuce. 'You imperial English bastards should have never have to ride the blast radius out' said Ks, 'we have a very muscular body' said Falco gasping. McWalter opened his mouth and consumed the snow. However, a strange feeling overwhelmed Walter. He scootered on to your father' Syntax replied. Matt started getting angry' he told me to Mount Everest'...
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KS and John tractor-jacked a peasant and followed Falco's penis. Green and KillerLettuce headed to Iran, but they were outmatched. 'Time to eat lazers' said to4str. The rest of the basement and b& scatman and TG. 'That was a nobility, 'how far is it?' he asked. Kimmo laughed. 'Hahaha. Then you will lose your McWalter shtick. You will be making a cameo before the end was nigh, Ks noticed something wrong. 'I'm fading!' he said. The innkeeper was bewildered, but let them touch you!' said Killer Lettuce. The party started to flap his arms, 'I'm glad you guys a lift'.
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'Take the party to the longsword fighter. 'Heaven has free wi-fi' chirped Dawkins, 'it is an idea. 'But we are not unlimited hotdogs, and I and me plan to make it out of ideas.
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The sequel will have to go to my mind control, so I laced his weed with PCP!' she replied. Green was crying prolificly; he had no time for a 10 mile run and was ready to surf. 'Thee thy or eye surf ocean o blue'. He got on the tracks. Time to stop you Leonidas. I am going home now' said Brie, 'we need your 10 mile satellites'. Syntax laffed, 'Aufrized Clone never told you what happened to your father' Syntax replied. Matt started getting angry' he told me to Mount Everest'...
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The TARDIS could only materialise outside the inn. 'Falco, Postmortem and Ks. Suddenly to4str burst out of MK'. Suddenly he was full. McWalter is never full'. McWalter started to head towards Cardiff by the union of the world dead, I will deal with the Bert clone; dentist signs, buttered Bibles; but it wat too late, sK had fled...
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'We're going home now' said Brie, kiss past Falco at the door. 'We have lost' he said. Green started to run, but for some reason he was surrounded and the shemale took off their (gender neutral to prevent triggers) mask. 'Hahaha. Thee thy or eye need my help'. Killer Lettuce in angst, 'Cornwall is fighting another idiotic war. This time they are at war with every species of this universe'. Killer Lettuce finished maniacally painting his evil Warhammer figurines and bore a nefarious tone of voice, 'in fact, it's post mortem'. Little did they know, Syntax was on a fanfic
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'Ok' said Indy, 'time to put the horse dildo on Falco's head and span around on it. 'Uh oh spaghettios!' exclaimed Ks. 'Quick! On the bike. You drive John, I'll shoot!'. Ks and John got on his Rickshaw. 'I must go back in kind and said; 'have you told him about the Great Twattering. 'Can I have been in Oregon the past year'. Postmortem spun around in circles, 'what is going down!' Ks said. Postmortem was down to 90 cigarettes and needed to perform a ritual bringing about armegeddon!'. Yahweh took out a net. 'It was no food in there'.
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Falco, Green and Falco entered the basement. McWalter shouted out; 'yo Mark is the FBI. We know what happened. to4str trolled you into sacrificing Falco to the metal'. The spaceship maximum velocity. 'How..' Green said dumbfounded, 'how Falco'. Falco shoved a horse dildo out of breath after 5 metres. 'I would like to go turn into a wall, 'this fanfic has gone downhill' he said to Postmortem. 'As I you' replied Jesus. Jesus clapped his hands in a rage vocaroo; 'I am the original Falco Fanfic.
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Lucky I'm drinking as my phone copy and pasted the wrong thing. I have a very muscular body' said Falco enthusiastically. Falco and Green knelt before the Queen. '6'obong, jam and crumpets at the party; 'they've built a wall to keep the Brits out' he explained, 'they sure are obsessed TG. Oh fuck' said Matt. TTEH had a hearty laugh, 'I shall bring them down with his staff. 'You are all sims'. Falco wasn't having no bullshit today, he bravely approached the party, 'we have made it to the chopper' Ks said in a surprised tone. 'How did you know?'
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Chapter 4: timeloops galore Green had had enough, he drank a bottle of scotch with bacon and eggs to Killer Lettuce can finish this.
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Green took the caps off the Tesco Value Cider. 'Strap these on' Green ordered Falco. Green shook his head, 'why did you know?' queried Kimmo as he snorted some meth. It was Kimmo...
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'TG must have Fanta!'. Green and said 'I am an adonis'. Falco went and bitchslapped Green. 'Falco!' exclaimed Matt. 'How could you hit your girlfriend?'. Kook laughed, 'he was resistant to my ignore list.
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'Haha, so the neurotypicals have arrived!' laughed Leonidas. Ks was overcome with nobility, 'the steaks have never have messed with Cornwall!'. Falco smiled, 'Death to the psychiatric ward in Oregon. 'Hello Meowth' said a british voice. 'TTEH!' said Brie as he crashed the dragon. 'There are turkeys everywhere' shouted KillerLettuce. 'We're doomed' Falco said to the communal room, picked up Green in a different thread because my phone copy and pasted the wrong thing. I have been in Oregon the past year'. Postmortem spun around in circles, 'what is going down!' Ks said. Postmortem was nervous. They had spent all
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I removed fedora from my blood; the essence of pure autism. 'Why do midgets drive automobiles?' continued Leonidas, 'here, look at these le funny 9gag memes XD!'. Killer Lettuce as he raised his hand, r04r nodded, 'yes?' she asked. Killer Lettuce was confused, 'isn't anontalk towers in Sweden'. to4str uploaded a rage vocaroo; 'I am hungover'. Indy jumped out the explosion and arrived at the train' and they defibrilated me. Thanks for leaving me there' replied Dawkins. 'God isn't a person' said Ks, 'back through the desert for forty days and nights. There, Dawkins tempted Jesus to Pilate, but were
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'Mr Indy' said a voice. It was Falco, ripping on a blimp due to the desert for forty days and nights. There, Dawkins tempted Jesus to turn rocks into bread and to jump off of the timeloop disturbance. But first there is a dimensional pistol, the only way to London to meet with a snide smile on his strap-on dragon dildo 'ok, so we stop Dawkins' said Green, 'we'll never make it to Iran on a fully rugged Macbook Pro shall save us from the radiation when the bomb went off in front of the week'...
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Epilogue 11 years from now. Green had had a sorrowful look on his kipper and headed out the window and got in Meta's car and crashed into the lava and saved the Minichan lunchbox. 'Oh fuck' he said with tears streaming down his face said 'bum bum bum bum, I'm lovin it!'. He then started throwing potatos at Mark. Ks went on a speedboat and headed to Iran, but they were outmatched. 'Time to kick some turkey butt'. Henn fought valiantly against the turkey menace, roasting them. 'I am thirsty'. Falco and Postmortem got out his butter knife and Tesco
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The letter h Falco woke up in this' said Killer Lettuce. Moot stared him right in the inn and protect the baby Jesus. 'Who are you?' asked Mary. 'Ugh, 3 wise men' replied Green. Postmortem snortled, 'what do we do?' asked Postmortem, 'how do we do?!'. McWalter started to become an epidemic'. The doctor reached for his breakfast. As he unwrapped them, he noticed that ChEESBURGER had a hearty laugh. 'Yes' the Catherines said, 'we have made it to Iran. 'Shalom' said a familiar face. 'Killer Lettuce!' said Falco rubbing balls with Green. 'Anyone want a cup of tea, nerd!',
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My soul hungers for McWalter Matt knew his first port of call was McDonalds. He needed more power, so he did some lines of ketamine and started the wedding procedures. The wedding was going smoothly, until Becky asked, 'is there anyone here who objects?'. 'I DO!' shouted a voice, 'forgetting someone?'. It was Squeegee! Suddenly, a car (I'm not going there' replied Dawkins. 'God isn't a person' said Ks, 'they died defending you and would've done something about it!'. Dawkins tipped his fedora. 'McWalter ate your baby then had a look of utter disdainment on his face, 'we can't, nobody
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'It's Jan!' remarked Killer Lettuce. Ks was full of fury and took Postmortem and Falco carjacked a hearse and started to become an epidemic'. The doctor became extremely agitated. 'There is one of the universe, Falco. What is your new world ruler, the antichrist, Richard Dawkins. Atheists now make up 51% of the Falklands!'. All of a giggle' he said. Falco took the party went into went into the Berts. 'Now for our signature finishing move, John', said Ks. Indy, however, was unsettled. 'We need to learn the meaning of h'...
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'U wot m8o?' said Green. The musician winked at Green. 'I am Anonymous M, the biggest Cunt, Green should go on a writer's strike.
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I got a letter saying 'h'. Green just continued to drink Tesco value cider and died. 'Thank you Meta' said Mark. 'Yehaww. That was a nobility, 'how far is it?' he asked. Falco just nodded and said 'yello fluf butt'. Green interjected; 'Ks! Help us fight Killer Lettuce said shocked, 'I can't believe to4str betrayed us!'. Loud clapping echoed around the room. 'I'm back smoke weed everyday'. He pondered the meaning of h'...
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Matt evaded the stingrays, but they had to pass through Israel to get in' said Matt. TTEH had a group huddle and replied 'I like an instrument I can afford. And yes, my hair is fucking short, but it was Ks! 'It's ok Green' he said. To4stron 2000 replied with 'smoke weed everyday!'...
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'Stop!' shouted Brie. The party hi-jacked a fucking mug to smoke your cigarette whilst drunk. Also your fucking Walkman app on your brand new Sony phone won't let you know that would happen?'. Postmortem stroked his penis in McWalter's face, 'I think Mark is the place where you first killed Falco. You must kiss yourself to create a paradox and save the other side!'. That was a doozy by jimminy' he panted. He heard some crying. 'Walter!' he said to a cubicle and noticed some shady figures. 'IT'S A TRAP!' he yelled. Brie took some DXM. We need to find
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The Voyage to Iran Falco woke up in this' said Killer Lettuce. The fully reunited party car-jacked a cow driving a tractor appeared out of the game for good' retorted Green. Team Britain rushed to the metal, 'we have the munchies!' screamed Falco as they watched a lazer beam blow up heaven and everyone in turkey was Anonymous C. And they were cut off by Autphag and Shitarse. 'The Jews are controlling the pasties, tractors are a spliced clone of my life' into Green's muscular arms. Falco walked into the Berts. 'Now for our signature finishing move, John', said Ks.
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And so our party ventured inside and spotted Leonidas on his tail...
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Indy escaped from the sky. 'This is Britshit drink. Will you pay the IRS $5000. If you don't comply, we will talk about your nuclear explosion, I was too slow. 'Damn', said the r04rbot...
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'Yes, it is I, the great gash!' said TG. 'And here are my friends, because friendship is magic' he said. He downed 6 bottles of robitussin. He drank them and said; 'smoke weed every day' added Falco. 'But there is no God'. Green slapped his bum. 'Pleasure to meet you!' said Falco. Dawkins scarpered and Green knelt before the original Falco Fanfic.
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Falco took off their (gender neutral to prevent triggers) mask. 'Hahaha. Thee thy or peepee and poopoo 10 myle satelites'. Matt pushed the transformed his scooter into a convenience store. The wave crashed on the ground. 'It's Skittles!'. The DEA agents kept slipping over the horizon. 'Thomas...the....tank engine'... Postmortem's penis stood erect in fear, 'that's Bert! Is he wearing a Thomas the Tank Engine Mask'. 'No' said Kimmo, 'another oldfag'. Green got down on one knee. 'Falco, will you marry me?'...
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sK pushed a countdown booming around the moon into the wall, bringing it down. 'Yum. Delicious!. Wait what? Someone spiked this with a letter. The nurse looked over Brie as he got out a gun and shot Jan. 'I'm afraid I will not surrender!' said Green shaking. 'Push!' replied Falco. 'I am your evil Lord, Richard Dawkins. Atheists now make up 51% of the blimp. Postmortem resisted the urge to light a cigarette, 'I am thirsty'. Falco and Green and Falco gained 250 exp points. Falco leveled up! Falco learned dimensional dildos! 'Wow. That was the obeagles! They rampaged into
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Indy was beat. He had just finished his 47th cigarette they reached Cornwall. Postmortem stirred. 'Co-op', he pondered, 'is that a convenience store. The wave crashed on the concrete. Green gasped in shock. 'Someone is a dimensional pistol, the only way I could talk to you was through obscure internet forums, but your children are going to become a god. I shall split you up into 2 teams. Matt, Walter, Ks and Postmortem put the horse dildo on Falco's head and span around on it. 'Uh oh spaghettios!' exclaimed Ks. 'Quick! On the bike. 'We're under fire!' exclaimed Brie. 'Take
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Killer Lettuce felt a tap on his face; 'we are in a rage, 'I fucking hate adult picky eaters' he said. The innkeeper was bewildered, but let them touch you!' said Green, 'r u havin a chuckle brother. 'We just follow the Fanta river for what seemed like aeons. Finally they came to the party's ship. 'Stop right there criminal scum!' said the man. 'No. It can't be!' gasped Green. 'Is it.. Could it be-' stuttered Matt, before he was ambushed by reptilians...
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'GET FUCKED!' shouted an angry british man as he veered the train tracks and hop on a fedora, 'I'll hold them back', he said pulling of her human life and her cold toes. She had uploaded her concioussness onto the macbook. 'Lets get you in. But it'll cost you' said Fake_anon in a speech. Matt stood up, his power levels rising, 'no it's not' he replied. It was armed with lazer cannons trying to stop it' said a mysterious cloaked figure threw a piece of paper. 'Here is a list of terms for your help' the party in the distance.
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Squeegee crept to the cushion. 'Thee thy Emma Watson's turds' said a british voice. 'TTEH!' said Brie as he snorted some meth. 'We need to destroy the moon. Heroes of minichan, get back. I will be no more room' said the man. 'It's Dreamworks!' said Postmortem pointing his penis cos he was about to die, I will reveal my masterful plan. Scatman and I switched places when I went to the choppa!' he shouted. 'The End '
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #569,674
This actually makes about as much sense as the original.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 years later, 11 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,131
Remember when all we had was Markov generators? Simpler times.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 11 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,145
@previous (G)
How about you remember etiquette and stop bumping 10 year old draads.
How about you remember etiquette and stop bumping 10 year old draads.
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